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Medical Researchers find that Occasional Sex Might Give You a Heart Attack
BAD NEWS | Occasional Sex Might Give You a Heart Attack
Everyone thinks sex is so cool. Well I have news for you, sluts: Your risk of heart failure is more than doubled during occasional sex.
Sex doesn't seem so "sexy" now, does it?
Researchers who reviewed previous studies on heart attacks found that "episodic activity," especially among unhealthy people, can trigger a heart attack. Sex, specifically, can raise the risk by as much as 2.7 times.
The good news? Regular "physical activity" [wink] offsets the risk by some 45 percent every time it's undertaken in a given week. So now you have a choice: Have sex, constantly, or never have sex at all. Or, have sex once in a while, and die of a heart attack.
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Good thing I have sex on the regular! I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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we should be having it ALL the time for optimal health | |
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Constantly.
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Guess I'm safe! I can't get none...  | |
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one of the comments:
To be safe, I never exercise but I do have sex 3 times a day
Posted by: Charlie Sheen | 03/23/2011 at 09:15 AM
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"if you gotta go, go with a smile" This one's for the rich, not all of 'em, just the greedy
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What's the up side? If I don't have sex, I'll live longer only to be stricken with what? Cancer, stroke, Elephantitis of the Balls? I'll take my chances with the booty.
Unless constant, daily sex is the answer: So when you get caught by your gf bangin that hot 20 yr old intern, tell her you're just "Stayin' healthy baby! Doctor's orders!"
To be honest, when I was single(well into my mid-30's by the way) and tappin' whatever cute ass came my way, I was in the best shape of my life. This one chick always loved it in my car- hot or cold out, and after work we'd steam up my back seat windows. I lost more than 15 pounds in 6 months. My family couldn't believe how much weight I'd lost. No diet, no weights, just smackin' that ass.
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I love that 
"If I ever die, I like to go out like my father, my father died fucking. He was 57 and the woman was 18. My dad came and went at the same time. Just between you and me, if you have to choose pussy or getting hit by a bus, which line are you gonna be in? I know which line I'm gonna be in. I'm gonna be in that LONG motherfucker." -- Richard Pryor
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