REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
b. Male...A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

Male / Female Dictionary

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
a. Female...Any part under a car's hood.
and a willy or pussy or that thingy I got in my kitchen that I cant work out what it is for.
b. Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj
a. Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
True
b. Male... Playing football without a helmet.
who wears helmets in the UK playing football? AH! You are American, right, you need your helmet!


COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
a. Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
b. Male...Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a week-end with the boys.
That has never happened to me!


BUTT (but) n.
a. Female...The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger.
b. Male...What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun or goal. Also, good for mooning.
I agree on both!


COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
a. Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
b. Male...Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. I agree!


ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
a. Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. Male...Anything that can be done while drinking.
OR c. Me!

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
a. Female...An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
b. Male...An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king-luv) n.
a. Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. yes
b. Male...Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. yes


REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
b. Male...A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. yes

What?

billysparxxx said:

i do that, and i'm female...