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Reply #60 posted 03/22/11 10:51pm

johnart

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You probably shouldn't park a Smart Car in your huge vageene. Not a cute look.

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Reply #61 posted 03/23/11 12:39am

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Tried to rub one out with the toothpaste too, huh? Yeah I regret that.

And I got head with sugar on my dick once. Not a bad idea IF one uses powdered sugar. I used granulated. Liquid fucking sandpaper.

So I can't imagine these things feel much better in a vagina which I would assume is more sensitive.

Not toothpaste. Massage lotion.

Powdered sugar I bet ur dick look'd like a coke fiend.

Talk about BLOW

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Reply #62 posted 03/23/11 12:54am

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Mitres

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Durians

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Letusfukuov3r (or anything from Target for that matter)

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Avril Lavigne

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Reply #63 posted 03/23/11 12:59am

morningsong	okay I died at the change part. I could just see her standing up and all that change come fallin' out. The expression of the person's face who had the pleasure of removing all that stuff. Priceless.
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Reply #64 posted 03/23/11 1:56am

Cerebus

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hmmm I think I would like to see Avril Lavigne in a vagina.

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Reply #65 posted 03/23/11 2:08am

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Cerebus said:

I think I would like to see Avril Lavigne in a vagina.

NO! She wouldn't fit!!! confused

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Reply #66 posted 03/23/11 2:08am

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johnart said:

You probably shouldn't park a Smart Car in your huge vageene. Not a cute look.

Surely if it was a true Smart Car it wouldn't LET you park it in there, no?

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Reply #67 posted 03/23/11 2:11am

physco185	why r men posting on this thread about stuff they shouldn't put in their vagina x a million at the gay posts
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Reply #68 posted 03/23/11 2:16am

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Maytiana said:

Your already born baby.

falloff ohmagaaaaaaawwwwwww falloff

physco185 said:

why r men posting on this thread about stuff they shouldn't put in their vagina

x a million at the gay posts

Vageene envy. shrug

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Reply #69 posted 03/23/11 2:22am

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connorhawke said:

Cerebus said:

I think I would like to see Avril Lavigne in a vagina.

NO! She wouldn't fit!!!

Oh... I was probably thinking about that concept differently... I think... biggrin

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Reply #70 posted 03/23/11 2:25am

physco185	connorhawke said: physco185 said: why r men posting on this thread about stuff they shouldn't put in their vagina x a million at the gay posts Vageene envy. [Edited 3/23/11 2:18am] hahahahaha... bet this thread makes it worse
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Reply #71 posted 03/23/11 2:26am

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Cerebus said:

connorhawke said:

NO! She wouldn't fit!!!

Oh... I was probably thinking about that concept differently... I think...

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Reply #72 posted 03/23/11 3:59am

Lisa10	connorhawke said: Cerebus said: Oh... I was probably thinking about that concept differently... I think... [img:$uid]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l31/Dew_monkey/Vagina.jpg[/img:$uid]
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Reply #73 posted 03/23/11 4:00am

Lisa10	Which orger was it that got a peach slice stuck up her vagina?
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Reply #74 posted 03/23/11 5:21am

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somewhere, someone VJ is about to expode... falloff

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Reply #75 posted 03/23/11 5:46am

BklynBabe

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A cactus

Your spare tire

Lil Wayne's dick

And under no circumstances should your coochie be used as a piggy bank

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Reply #76 posted 03/23/11 6:09am

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ANY of Tyler Perry's offspring... lol

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Reply #77 posted 03/23/11 6:12am

PositivityNYC

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myfavorite said:

ANY of Tyler Perry's offspring...

confuse

do you mean TP has kids, and one should not let/put them in their vagina

-- or, one should not mate with TP himself (thus having his kids come out of one's vagina)?

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Reply #78 posted 03/23/11 7:01am

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no, i'm talking about the characters in his pictures.....like uhm, Mr. Brown.... lol

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Reply #79 posted 03/23/11 8:22am

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connorhawke said:

johnart said:

You probably shouldn't park a Smart Car in your huge vageene. Not a cute look.

Surely if it was a true Smart Car it wouldn't LET you park it in there, no?

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Reply #80 posted 03/23/11 8:23am

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Gary Coleman...alive or dead.

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Reply #81 posted 03/23/11 9:07am

Graycap23	Did they check 4 Jimmy Hoffa?
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Reply #82 posted 03/23/11 9:11am

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myfavorite said:

no, i'm talking about the characters in his pictures.....like uhm, Mr. Brown....

oh god, I can't stand that one... lol

the movie wasn't so bad, but the tv show..... hmph!

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Reply #83 posted 03/23/11 10:13am

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Aluminum foil

Love potion #9

Magic Rub erasers

Binder clips

Peanut Brittle

Tony Yayo's dick

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #84 posted 03/23/11 10:32am

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puppy

goldfish

llama

elephant

bird

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Reply #85 posted 03/23/11 10:52am

XNY

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Now I want a vagina. All this time putting my wallet in my back pocket, throwing my back out, could've been prevented if I just bagged it up and shoved it up my coochie.

I just have to ask anyone with a vajayjay. Can you sit down with anything more than a tampon in there? Seems like she would be in a lot of pain driving her car or just sitting in a chair. Not the mention the plastic corners of 54 ziploc baggies, ouch.

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Reply #86 posted 03/23/11 10:58am

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Prince's symbol geetar.

King Bad's Crown

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!

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Reply #87 posted 03/23/11 11:12am

HotGritz

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Saturn (the car or the planet)

Canndied Yams

Swiffer Dust Mop

A Buick

Alex Trebek's dick

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Reply #88 posted 03/23/11 11:52am

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