IceNine said:

No, actually you aren't allowed to do a damned thing...no talking, no touching...hard-on's are allowed, but must remain in your pants.

I am getting off of this thread...I feel like I am betraying a friend!

LaVisHh said:

You can't even talk about the tits??? WHAT THE FUCK???

How are you supposed to cultivate a blue steel woody if you can't even get any work in on the breasteses???

Hear no evil!
See no evil!
AND if Ian would just delete this damn thread! Speak no evil!

IceNine said:

I really don't know...

I have had one real-life lapdance...but it was a guy that did it to me...

I pretty much sat there and giggled my ass off...red as a Maine lobster... LOL

Please read my signature warning...

Muse, I think that you're gonna be onto a winner with this thread.

Incidentally, what's the weather like with you there? Have you SEEN the price of butter, recently? I loved the Carpenters when they were around... What's that smell?

I think more arguments and flames go on in the chatroom than sexual talk...if you really want to know.

Here is the order:

1. Drama
2. Flames
3. Sex
4. Politics
73. Prince

LaVisHh said:

I cannot imagine a lap dance actually being stimulating... I mean, what is the fucking use of paying some random woman money to humiliate herself in front of you and a bunch of other random guys...

silly, really.

Haystack said:[quote]Muse, I think that you're gonna be onto a winner with this thread. YEA? I will be a real forum girl soon!!


Incidentally, what's the weather like with you there? At the risk of bragging we are experiencing 70 to 75F

Have you SEEN the price of butter, recently? hate the stuff!
I loved the Carpenters when they were around... Did you know my name is Karen too!

What's that smell? Ice and LAv!

IceNine said:

This was one of those bets...a girlfriend of mine dragged me off to Buns and Bowties (ROFL) on 3rd n 3rd, here in MPLS...I think that was like 7 years ago...anyhow...it was an all male strip joint...

We walked in, and there were nothing but MEN!

We stood out big time, let me tell you...and were like two giggling children...we dared each other...

So I sat there, and this dude (who swears he was not gay) tells me how great it is to actually do it for a female...(he sported a major hard-on during his dance over me)...

I felt SO uncomfortable, and embarrassed! But it was fun...and all the other lapdances were male to male.




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[This message was edited Thu Feb 6 10:38:57 PST 2003 by LaVisHh]

LaVisHh said:

REMEMBER: Maine lobster comes from styrofoam and cellophane

LaVisHh said:

That is a funny story...

AND... I don't care what they say... you ARE gay if you dance around in a g-string on guys' laps. They can say that they are "open-minded" or whatever, but I cannot see myself sticking my dick in some guy's face for any reason, much less a job.

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Just keep telling yourself that... sea-life murderer!!!

:EVIL:

i love muse

IceNine said:

I havent YET tried otter!

But think about the money and you wouldn't have the added drama of becoming emotionally attached to the clients.

Muse2noPharaoh said:

DON'T EVEN THINK IT!!!

shausler said:

I adore you too!

So if it's not envy was it something you ate?





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[This message was edited Thu Feb 6 10:50:13 PST 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh]

Nothinbutjoy said:

Ill assume you are replying to this thread! by ICE!
That is a funny story...

AND... I don't care what they say... you ARE gay if you dance around in a g-string on guys' laps. They can say that they are "open-minded" or whatever, but I cannot see myself sticking my dick in some guy's face for any reason, much less a job.

===
In which case,

IceNine said:

well do they taste like chicken?

IceNine said:

I've only been in one...one other thing I just remembered. All of the other dances were young strippers with older men...my guess is between 50-70 !!!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

:EVIL:

Your horns are popping out from under your wig!!!

MEANIE!

LaVisHh said:

Luckily, I have never been in either a hetero or a gay strip joint. That sort of thing is not my bag.

Muse2noPharaoh said:

there you go thinkin you in CHAT...
i'm just trying to help you attain DELETION

00769BAD said:

ohhh i so misunderstood you!

IceNine said:

I don't blame you. I felt really out of place.

The only other time...no lapdance, was when I got married. This was in Hawaii...female stripper...same feeling - cept I felt really gross cuz I was a young and innocent newlywed.



I did and still have no interest in these places...husband dragged me the first time, back in '86, then this friend in '96.

Anyways...

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Errr... NO!!!

IceNine said:

00769BAD said:

AS I THOUGHT! Back to ignore with you!

Muse2noPharaoh said: