IceNine said: Tell me if I am doing this right: "Damn, you have some beautiful nipples! Let's see 'em shake!" No, actually you aren't allowed to do a damned thing...no talking, no touching...hard-on's are allowed, but must remain in your pants. | |
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I am getting off of this thread...I feel like I am betraying a friend! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Tell me if I am doing this right: "Damn, you have some beautiful nipples! Let's see 'em shake!" No, actually you aren't allowed to do a damned thing...no talking, no touching...hard-on's are allowed, but must remain in your pants. You can't even talk about the tits??? WHAT THE FUCK??? How are you supposed to cultivate a blue steel woody if you can't even get any work in on the breasteses??? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Hear no evil!
See no evil! AND if Ian would just delete this damn thread! Speak no evil! | |
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Tell me if I am doing this right: "Damn, you have some beautiful nipples! Let's see 'em shake!" No, actually you aren't allowed to do a damned thing...no talking, no touching...hard-on's are allowed, but must remain in your pants. You can't even talk about the tits??? WHAT THE FUCK??? How are you supposed to cultivate a blue steel woody if you can't even get any work in on the breasteses??? I really don't know... I have had one real-life lapdance...but it was a guy that did it to me... I pretty much sat there and giggled my ass off...red as a Maine lobster... LOL Please read my signature warning... | |
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Muse, I think that you're gonna be onto a winner with this thread.
Incidentally, what's the weather like with you there? Have you SEEN the price of butter, recently? I loved the Carpenters when they were around... What's that smell? | |
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I think more arguments and flames go on in the chatroom than sexual talk...if you really want to know.
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Tell me if I am doing this right: "Damn, you have some beautiful nipples! Let's see 'em shake!" No, actually you aren't allowed to do a damned thing...no talking, no touching...hard-on's are allowed, but must remain in your pants. You can't even talk about the tits??? WHAT THE FUCK??? How are you supposed to cultivate a blue steel woody if you can't even get any work in on the breasteses??? I really don't know... I have had one real-life lapdance...but it was a guy that did it to me... I pretty much sat there and giggled my ass off...red as a Maine lobster... LOL Please read my signature warning... I cannot imagine a lap dance actually being stimulating... I mean, what is the fucking use of paying some random woman money to humiliate herself in front of you and a bunch of other random guys... silly, really. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Haystack said:[quote]Muse, I think that you're gonna be onto a winner with this thread. YEA? I will be a real forum girl soon!!
Incidentally, what's the weather like with you there? At the risk of bragging we are experiencing 70 to 75F Have you SEEN the price of butter, recently? hate the stuff! I loved the Carpenters when they were around... Did you know my name is Karen too! What's that smell? Ice and LAv! | |
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Tell me if I am doing this right: "Damn, you have some beautiful nipples! Let's see 'em shake!" No, actually you aren't allowed to do a damned thing...no talking, no touching...hard-on's are allowed, but must remain in your pants. You can't even talk about the tits??? WHAT THE FUCK??? How are you supposed to cultivate a blue steel woody if you can't even get any work in on the breasteses??? I really don't know... I have had one real-life lapdance...but it was a guy that did it to me... I pretty much sat there and giggled my ass off...red as a Maine lobster... LOL Please read my signature warning... I cannot imagine a lap dance actually being stimulating... I mean, what is the fucking use of paying some random woman money to humiliate herself in front of you and a bunch of other random guys... silly, really. This was one of those bets...a girlfriend of mine dragged me off to Buns and Bowties (ROFL) on 3rd n 3rd, here in MPLS...I think that was like 7 years ago...anyhow...it was an all male strip joint... We walked in, and there were nothing but MEN! We stood out big time, let me tell you...and were like two giggling children...we dared each other... So I sat there, and this dude (who swears he was not gay) tells me how great it is to actually do it for a female...(he sported a major hard-on during his dance over me)... I felt SO uncomfortable, and embarrassed! But it was fun...and all the other lapdances were male to male. . [This message was edited Thu Feb 6 10:38:57 PST 2003 by LaVisHh] | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Tell me if I am doing this right: "Damn, you have some beautiful nipples! Let's see 'em shake!" No, actually you aren't allowed to do a damned thing...no talking, no touching...hard-on's are allowed, but must remain in your pants. You can't even talk about the tits??? WHAT THE FUCK??? How are you supposed to cultivate a blue steel woody if you can't even get any work in on the breasteses??? I really don't know... I have had one real-life lapdance...but it was a guy that did it to me... I pretty much sat there and giggled my ass off...red as a Maine lobster... LOL Please read my signature warning... REMEMBER: Maine lobster comes from styrofoam and cellophane | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Tell me if I am doing this right: "Damn, you have some beautiful nipples! Let's see 'em shake!" No, actually you aren't allowed to do a damned thing...no talking, no touching...hard-on's are allowed, but must remain in your pants. You can't even talk about the tits??? WHAT THE FUCK??? How are you supposed to cultivate a blue steel woody if you can't even get any work in on the breasteses??? I really don't know... I have had one real-life lapdance...but it was a guy that did it to me... I pretty much sat there and giggled my ass off...red as a Maine lobster... LOL Please read my signature warning... I cannot imagine a lap dance actually being stimulating... I mean, what is the fucking use of paying some random woman money to humiliate herself in front of you and a bunch of other random guys... silly, really. This was one of those bets...a girlfriend of mine dragged me off to Buns and Bowties (ROFL) on 3rd n 3rd, here in MPLS...I think that was like 7 years ago...anyhow...it was an all male strip joint... We walked in, and there were nothing but MEN! We stood out big time, let me tell you...and were like two giggling children...we dared each other... So I sat there, and this dude (who swears he was not gay) tells me how great it is to actually do it for a female...(he sported a major hard-on during his dance over me)... I felt SO uncomfortable, and embarrassed! But it was fun...and all the other lapdances were male to male. That is a funny story... AND... I don't care what they say... you ARE gay if you dance around in a g-string on guys' laps. They can say that they are "open-minded" or whatever, but I cannot see myself sticking my dick in some guy's face for any reason, much less a job. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Muse2noPharaoh said: REMEMBER: Maine lobster comes from styrofoam and cellophane Just keep telling yourself that... sea-life murderer!!! :EVIL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: REMEMBER: Maine lobster comes from styrofoam and cellophane Just keep telling yourself that... sea-life murderer!!! :EVIL: I havent YET tried otter! | |
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But think about the money and you wouldn't have the added drama of becoming emotionally attached to the clients. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: REMEMBER: Maine lobster comes from styrofoam and cellophane Just keep telling yourself that... sea-life murderer!!! :EVIL: I havent YET tried otter! DON'T EVEN THINK IT!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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shausler said: i love muse
I adore you too! So if it's not envy was it something you ate? . [This message was edited Thu Feb 6 10:50:13 PST 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: But think about the money and you wouldn't have the added drama of becoming emotionally attached to the clients.
Ill assume you are replying to this thread! by ICE! That is a funny story... AND... I don't care what they say... you ARE gay if you dance around in a g-string on guys' laps. They can say that they are "open-minded" or whatever, but I cannot see myself sticking my dick in some guy's face for any reason, much less a job. === In which case, | |
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: REMEMBER: Maine lobster comes from styrofoam and cellophane Just keep telling yourself that... sea-life murderer!!! :EVIL: I havent YET tried otter! DON'T EVEN THINK IT!!! well do they taste like chicken? | |
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IceNine said: That is a funny story...
AND... I don't care what they say... you ARE gay if you dance around in a g-string on guys' laps. They can say that they are "open-minded" or whatever, but I cannot see myself sticking my dick in some guy's face for any reason, much less a job. I've only been in one...one other thing I just remembered. All of the other dances were young strippers with older men...my guess is between 50-70 !!! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: REMEMBER: Maine lobster comes from styrofoam and cellophane Just keep telling yourself that... sea-life murderer!!! :EVIL: I havent YET tried otter! DON'T EVEN THINK IT!!! well do they taste like chicken? :EVIL: Your horns are popping out from under your wig!!! MEANIE! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: That is a funny story...
AND... I don't care what they say... you ARE gay if you dance around in a g-string on guys' laps. They can say that they are "open-minded" or whatever, but I cannot see myself sticking my dick in some guy's face for any reason, much less a job. I've only been in one...one other thing I just remembered. All of the other dances were young strippers with older men...my guess is between 50-70 !!! Luckily, I have never been in either a hetero or a gay strip joint. That sort of thing is not my bag. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: I DO LAP DANCES FOR LADIES!!!
i just won't do the STRIP THANG for strangers These days you cant afford to be picky! Ice want's one... Give it to him KING.. or your name aint BAD! MY NAME IS BAD!!! and lap dancing for a GENERAL doesn't fit my M.O. however YOU (with the OAKLAND BOOTY) would look real good ridin another girl... say like REDFEATHERS Ok you just got yourself on ignore! there you go thinkin you in CHAT... i'm just trying to help you attain DELETION I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: I DO LAP DANCES FOR LADIES!!!
i just won't do the STRIP THANG for strangers These days you cant afford to be picky! Ice want's one... Give it to him KING.. or your name aint BAD! MY NAME IS BAD!!! and lap dancing for a GENERAL doesn't fit my M.O. however YOU (with the OAKLAND BOOTY) would look real good ridin another girl... say like REDFEATHERS Ok you just got yourself on ignore! there you go thinkin you in CHAT... i'm just trying to help you attain DELETION ohhh i so misunderstood you! | |
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: That is a funny story...
AND... I don't care what they say... you ARE gay if you dance around in a g-string on guys' laps. They can say that they are "open-minded" or whatever, but I cannot see myself sticking my dick in some guy's face for any reason, much less a job. I've only been in one...one other thing I just remembered. All of the other dances were young strippers with older men...my guess is between 50-70 !!! Luckily, I have never been in either a hetero or a gay strip joint. That sort of thing is not my bag. I don't blame you. I felt really out of place. The only other time...no lapdance, was when I got married. This was in Hawaii...female stripper...same feeling - cept I felt really gross cuz I was a young and innocent newlywed. I did and still have no interest in these places...husband dragged me the first time, back in '86, then this friend in '96. Anyways... | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: I DO LAP DANCES FOR LADIES!!!
i just won't do the STRIP THANG for strangers These days you cant afford to be picky! Ice want's one... Give it to him KING.. or your name aint BAD! MY NAME IS BAD!!! and lap dancing for a GENERAL doesn't fit my M.O. however YOU (with the OAKLAND BOOTY) would look real good ridin another girl... say like REDFEATHERS Ok you just got yourself on ignore! there you go thinkin you in CHAT... i'm just trying to help you attain DELETION ohhh i so misunderstood you! Errr... NO!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: REMEMBER: Maine lobster comes from styrofoam and cellophane Just keep telling yourself that... sea-life murderer!!! :EVIL: I havent YET tried otter! DON'T EVEN THINK IT!!! well do they taste like chicken? :EVIL: Oh that was just wrong! I share my hair loss issues with you privatly and the first time i say something you don't like you post it here in the forum? On my own thread? Cruel! Your horns are popping out from under your wig!!! MEANIE! | |
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00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: I DO LAP DANCES FOR LADIES!!!
i just won't do the STRIP THANG for strangers These days you cant afford to be picky! Ice want's one... Give it to him KING.. or your name aint BAD! MY NAME IS BAD!!! and lap dancing for a GENERAL doesn't fit my M.O. however YOU (with the OAKLAND BOOTY) would look real good ridin another girl... say like REDFEATHERS Ok you just got yourself on ignore! there you go thinkin you in CHAT... i'm just trying to help you attain DELETION ohhh i so misunderstood you! Errr... NO!!! AS I THOUGHT! Back to ignore with you! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: 00769BAD said: I DO LAP DANCES FOR LADIES!!!
i just won't do the STRIP THANG for strangers These days you cant afford to be picky! Ice want's one... Give it to him KING.. or your name aint BAD! MY NAME IS BAD!!! and lap dancing for a GENERAL doesn't fit my M.O. however YOU (with the OAKLAND BOOTY) would look real good ridin another girl... say like REDFEATHERS Ok you just got yourself on ignore! there you go thinkin you in CHAT... i'm just trying to help you attain DELETION ohhh i so misunderstood you! Errr... NO!!! AS I THOUGHT! Back to ignore with you! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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