HotGritz said:

physco185 said:

Guys ......

that shave their pubes

with small dicks

that have long dirty nails

that say come to daddy

that smell ewwwwww

that don't stop talking

that expect a 9 but won't give a 6

i know there's more... but i cant remember them all cause one year today was the last time i had sex

all that plus:

skid marks in the drawyers Nasty mofoh!

stank breath STANK mofoh!

jizz that smells and tastes like rancid buttermilk mixed with rotten egg I ain't gettin that close!

quick pumpers

a dude that won't let me rub his belly

cheapness in any way, shape, or form I'll kick a mofoho QUICK. I simply HATE a cheap ass!

I forgot one more. If I'm really into it, I have been known to scream. If a man tells me "SHHSSSS!" or "STOP MAKIN SO MUCH NOISE!" or criticizes my vocalizations, I will never give him another fuckin sniff. If you're that hung up or inhibited, your ass is a bore and I can have more fun by my damn self!

[Edited 3/17/11 12:43pm]

Shyra said:

HotGritz said:

all that plus:

skid marks in the drawyers Nasty mofoh!

stank breath STANK mofoh!

jizz that smells and tastes like rancid buttermilk mixed with rotten egg I ain't gettin that close!

quick pumpers

a dude that won't let me rub his belly

cheapness in any way, shape, or form I'll kick a mofoho QUICK. I simply HATE a cheap ass!

I forgot one more. If I'm really into it, I have been known to scream. If a man tells me "SHHSSSS!" or "STOP MAKIN SO MUCH NOISE!" or criticizes my vocalizations, I will never give him another fuckin sniff. If you're that hung up or inhibited, your ass is a bore and I can have more fun by my damn self!

[Edited 3/17/11 12:43pm]

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!

Poop.

..... yeah, I think that's about it. Maybe just poop and people who have long lists of things that turn them off.

ScarletScandal said:

Dauphin said:

When I'm told to cum. Immediate turn off.

OMG!! I had an "appointment" on Monday, and every couple minutes, the guy kept asking "areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?areyougonnacumyet?" I was like "Dude, we've been busy for like 30 minutes." I am NOT a minuteman. Sheesh.

LMAO @ appointment

physco185 said:

Alej said:

I don't like sex very much and don't like it when guys try to kiss me but if they do and are bad at it, like really bad at it, I'm done.

have u ever liked sex???? maybe u had 2 much 2 soon

Maybe I did. I can't even stand being touched.

He really messed me up

physco185 said:

Guys ......

that shave their pubes

That's my number ONE turnoff.

physco185 said:

THIS! This is exactly what I was going to post. And don't let it drip on your mouth!

Tramp Stamps. And Tramp Stamps that have been "erased".

PurpleRighteous1 said:

physco185 said:

i hate when they r over u and their sweat drips onto your face.....

so grose..... pass the towel pass the towel

[Edited 3/16/11 2:55am]

THIS! This is exactly what I was going to post. And don't let it drip on your mouth!

KidaDynamite said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

physco185 said: THIS! This is exactly what I was going to post. And don't let it drip on your mouth!

I love it when a woman's on top and gets all sweaty and funky on me.

uPtoWnNY said:

KidaDynamite said:

I love it when a woman's on top and gets all sweaty and funky on me.

Yeah, I betcha there are people who love pretty much everything that somebody has said turns them off in this thread. So subjective.

Women who try to sound sexy by baby talking

i said i don't like red hair. i don't like blonde either. i would prefer a guy had brown or black hair..but funky wild blue or green or something would be kool too.

uPtoWnNY said:

KidaDynamite said:

I love it when a woman's on top and gets all sweaty and funky on me.

I wouldn't mind a mellow sweat but if you have a waterfall dripping off of you and in my face....no baby.

KidaDynamite said:

uPtoWnNY said:

I love it when a woman's on top and gets all sweaty and funky on me.

I wouldn't mind a mellow sweat but if you have a waterfall dripping off of you and in my face....no baby.

THE BED SHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE A WET SPONGE!

bad breath

bad smell

arrogance (you know, the "you're not hot enough for me, but I'll make an exception" attitude whatever honey, I'm not George Clooney but you're not Jennifer Lopez either)

foot play (no thanks)

flat ass

very small tits

women that don't dig oral sex

hairy p*ssy ()

short, dark & curly hair

very short women

skinny women

very fat women

pale women

shy women/girls that don't get wild, not even in bed

girls/women who talk about their period , that's gross...

Cerebus said:

Poop.

..... yeah, I think that's about it. Maybe just poop and people who have long lists of things that turn them off.

i really can't believe that there r ppl out there that desire this to b part of a sexual experience with another person.... sicko stuff

purplemookiebut said:

Serious said:

Men who smell like any scent no matter if it is cologne, perfume, eau-de-toilette or whatever . No bad body odour can be as bad as the best smelling scent IMO, I just hate it .

Man who are silent in bed, they just give me the impression they are not that much into me. I want him to moan and talk to me.

YES! sam told me i was quite loud and he was nuthin. i barely heard him just gasp for breath when i went down on him. talk dirty to me at least. whisper even.

guess i'm used to all of prince's moans and groans in his songs simulating it.

not that i want that one porn star. there is this black guy they played on a philly radio show that was a freaky loud screamer. it was hysterical

i think most guys need to be taught to talk dirty and as for the guys that think sex is over when they come dont get to come back/ Advice glare at the prick,grab your vibrator and tell him you are going finish what he started!

Alej said:

physco185 said:

have u ever liked sex???? maybe u had 2 much 2 soon

Maybe I did. I can't even stand being touched.

He really messed me up

or your kissing on the wrong gender!

KlyphIsBackAgain said:

Turn off? People who make lists of things that turn them off. Ultra-picky summabitches!

for some reason i feel extremely turned on right now

physco185 said:

KlyphIsBackAgain said:

physco185 said:

for some reason i feel extremely turned on right now

Your place or mine?

physco185 said:

KlyphIsBackAgain said:

physco185 said:

I forgot, it wouldnt work out. I shave my pubes because I LOVE giving 6's....and I don't want girls to have deal with all that while giving me 9's. [Edited 3/24/11 18:24pm]

thanks for telling me..... i was almost half way out the door

:CoughCouchClearsThroatFromPubes:

physco185 said:

KlyphIsBackAgain said:

physco185 said: I forgot, it wouldnt work out. I shave my pubes because I LOVE giving 6's....and I don't want girls to have deal with all that while giving me 9's. [Edited 3/24/11 18:24pm]

thanks for telling me..... i was almost half way out the door

:CoughCouchClearsThroatFromPubes:

I will NEVER understand why in the fuck ANYONE would want a face full of hair while giving head! I like eating pussy, not picking my teeth!