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have u ever dated someone who asked u to do weird things???? BM... (b4 Marriage) i dated a guy that used to like watching me jump on the bed...naked
he always insisted i do it b4 sex
so what weird things have u been asked to do?????
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I've been asked to play my guitar naked. Thankfully, my band members and guys from tv weren't around Kill All Hipsters
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your guitar would have covered all the interesting bits | |
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Not on the other side. Kill All Hipsters
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A girl once asked me to put on make-up before sex. And yes, she was a Prince fan, although I'm not certain that had anything to do with it. For the record, I refused.
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xpertluva said: A girl once asked me to put on make-up before sex. And yes, she was a Prince fan, although I'm not certain that had anything to do with it. For the record, I refused.
You look quite similar.. Kill All Hipsters
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A date asked me to simulate rape during sex with her. Scared the daylights out of me; I couldn't get away from her quick enough. | |
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yes i agree u do have that royal look about u
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x a million
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I was seeing this dude once who asked me to call him daddy. I had to come out of my Christian-dom and tell him "Mothaf**cka for what? My father ain't dead. You betta take that bullshit somewhere else cause my daddy is alive, kickin', and carries a .44 specifically for people who don't respect his children "
Needless to say, we didn't date for very long after that | |
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I get the same crap alot... being Puerto Rican I have been asked to call my dates "Papi"
That's my cue to get rid of them.
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yes come to daddy is a big sex turn off for me... really takes away the mood
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oh by the way - he always wanted me to do some star jumps
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still not sure why he liked to see that | |
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oh my goodness!
For some reason I've ended up with guys wanting to watch me masturbate. Nasty asses. You don't watch me....I WATCH YOU! Those are the rules. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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the daddy thing is so gross. This one guy wanted me to wear pigtails and call him daddy, and he called me "my little girl" Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
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^^ Totally agree.
And, uhhh, yes. | |
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A lot of women call men 'daddy' during sex without being asked. I don't kow how that moniker got all mixed up with the act. I'm sure there's some sort of Freudian psychosexual explanation behind it. | |
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There once was this Canadian girl who asked me to choke her during a shag. Oh, wait a minute! That did not happen. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Hah! | |
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It's because I look 12, but i'm 18 Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
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Even if you were thirty! Its just not my thing, never has been. I don't like schoolgirl outfits or bald units either. I want to be with a WOMAN, not a girl. But since you're so young and look even younger, yeah, that's kinda, umm, weird. | |
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I wish I looked my age or a little older Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
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There was this motherfucker that got frustrated because I don't get fucked so he asked if he could at least rub his dick around the crack of my ass but not stick it in the hole. Like a damn fool, I said yes and I laid there nervous as a cat for a little while as he did it. After I laid there for a while, I started to feel more comfortable that he wasn't going to try anything else and got bored and lit a cigarette and started smoking waiting for him to finish. The next thing I knew, I felt a finger first starting to go toward my asshole and I reached back and slapped the hell out of him. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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That's because you've got those gorgeous Andre Cymone eyes. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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i am speechless, that was 2 funny | |
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i get asked to take the rubbish out to the bins a lot. that's weird. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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b4 or after sex????
i need to know so i can rate it on the weird scales | |
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