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Woman Bites Off Boyfriend's Testicles [img:$uid]http://i53.tinypic.com/dph079.jpg[/img:$uid]
March 18, 2011
A mother-of-four has appeared in court accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles in a drunken attack.
Martin Douglas, 45, underwent emergency surgery to reattach his genitals after the alleged attack by Maria Topp.
Mr Douglas, a DJ, called for help in excruciating pain and operators struggled to understand what he was saying.
Paramedics who attended his flat in Newcastle, England called police and Topp was arrested.
She has since appeared in court charged with GBH (grievous bodily harm) over the February 18 incident in which Mr Douglas was also injured in the arm, the Daily Mirror reported.
The victim was forced to spend several days in hospital recovering from his injuries.
A police spokesman: "At around 4am on Friday, February 18, police were called to a report of an assault. Officers attended and arrested a 43-year-old woman on suspicion of assault."
"A 45-year-old man was taken to the Freeman hospital for treatment to injuries to his arm and groin area. Police have since charged Maria Georgina Topp, 43, with causing GBH."
Topp, of Gateshead, will appear at Newcastle Crown Court next month.
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He couldn't fight her off? Was he a dwarf or something? | |
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Gives a new meaning to the term "you're talking bollocks". | |
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on second thought
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I bet this was one time he was happy she didn't swallow. I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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Shame on you! | |
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what a nut! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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looks like she bit off more than she could chew!
next time just pay for the vasectomy
that is the last time he gives anyone the sack
I bet he was having a ball until...
and I thought my woman was a ball buster
it is like the candy bar... sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't
all I said was "have a ball"
[Edited 3/18/11 16:25pm] "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Well.... ya can't blame him if he doesn't want any more head. Seriously, poor guy... what type of therapy does one go to after this? Talk about post traumatic stress! Its old ladies with dentures or ex-meth addicts for him only! No teefuses for him!
And the lady... I be NO ONE will make her suck on anything in jail. | |
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crikey! | |
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How is he gonna fight her off when she had her teeth locked down on his nuts?
All he could do is scream like hell and pray to Jesus, the pain/nighmare would end. | |
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Too much? | |
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bitch had balls!!!! yikes! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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I fully support the death penalty in her case. Kill that bitch.
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WTF?
I think I've heard it all offically now. I'm in the mood for love...simply because your near me. | |
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in her defence......
maybe at the time he was saying harder baby harder....
and didnt realise she had ball breaking teeth!!!!
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Well..
there was this girl who posted on facebook that she was headed to the emergency because she was shaving and then shaved off her clit mistakingly. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said:
Well..
there was this girl who posted on facebook that she was headed to the emergency because she was shaving and then shaved off her clit mistakingly. Nooooo what a mess!!!!!  | |
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my mom told me a story of some coworker putting krazy glur in her cheating husbands peehole when he was asleep....  i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol     I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed.    no one tops prince in concert! | |
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Good job she doesn't have a nut allergy Life is short, don't be a dick.
R.I.P Prince - Thank you for your Music, Your Talent and for helping me find out who I was and am. | |
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is that crazy biatch the sister of Patrick Bateman???
poor fella, hope he survives this...
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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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She looks like a bitch, someone who thinks that her shit don't stink. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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