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Thread started 03/09/11 6:26am

NelsonR

Spider bite causes 4 hour erection?

Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four-hour erection, an orange news report has said.

According to the report, researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.

Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, the Daily Mail reported.

“This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them,” she said.

Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.

“The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals,” said Dr Nunes.

However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

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Reply #1 posted 03/09/11 6:58am

physco185

they should sell them in purse packs or with comdoms nod

smile i even have a slogan wink

guaranteed to make u stiff giggle

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Reply #2 posted 03/09/11 7:51am

NelsonR

physco185 said:

they should sell them in purse packs or with comdoms nod

smile i even have a slogan wink

guaranteed to make u stiff giggle

giggle

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Reply #3 posted 03/09/11 8:02am

NDRU

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I thought four hour erections were supposed to be bad things confuse

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Reply #4 posted 03/09/11 8:10am

NMuzakNSoul

NelsonR said:

Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four-hour erection, an orange news report has said.

According to the report, researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.

Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, the Daily Mail reported.

“This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them,” she said.

Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.

“The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals,” said Dr Nunes.

However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

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disbelief at the bolded part lol

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Reply #5 posted 03/09/11 8:59am

myfavorite

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why yall always plotting to kill somebody...doh!

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #6 posted 03/09/11 10:38am

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NelsonR said:

Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four-hour erection, an orange news report has said.

According to the report, researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.

Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, the Daily Mail reported.

“This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them,” she said.

Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.

“The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals,” said Dr Nunes.

However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

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I like the "this is good beacause....." part.

But then it goes on to tell us that a side effect could include death.

Yeah......sounds real good. neutral lol

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Reply #7 posted 03/09/11 10:39am

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I think i would rather have a floppy cock, because there is no way i would ever let a spider near me.

I'm shit scared of the buggers.

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Reply #8 posted 03/09/11 2:04pm

ParanoidAndroi
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TheDigitalGardener said:

I think i would rather have a floppy cock, because there is no way i would ever let a spider near me.


I'm shit scared of the buggers.



Me too shake
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Reply #9 posted 03/09/11 2:09pm

TD3

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NMuzakNSoul said:

NelsonR said:

Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four-hour erection, an orange news report has said.

According to the report, researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.

Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, the Daily Mail reported.

“This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them,” she said.

Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.

“The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals,” said Dr Nunes.

However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

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disbelief at the bolded part lol

ohgoon that's just a formality.

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Reply #10 posted 03/09/11 2:12pm

shootindabreez
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Well I do not think they are planning on selling spiders...lol...it's venom can be isolated and made in to a pill of some sort....

By the sound of it....it will make you stiff either by cock....or by death....lol
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Reply #11 posted 03/09/11 2:19pm

Aelis

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I remember seeing this on National Geographic nod

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Reply #12 posted 03/09/11 3:13pm

BklynBabe

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Spiderman spiderman, does whatever a spider can.....
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Reply #13 posted 03/09/11 3:24pm

TD3

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BklynBabe said:

Spiderman spiderman, does whatever a spider can.....

lol

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Reply #14 posted 03/09/11 4:15pm

NMuzakNSoul

TD3 said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

disbelief at the bolded part lol

ohgoon that's just a formality.

lol

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Reply #15 posted 03/09/11 4:38pm

00769BAD

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Dr Kenia Nunes,

you gotta get a pic of this bird.

her reason for gettin into this field

was to find out why no-one would (could) fuck her.

now it's like "so whut if it kills him,

whut about my needs"

my dik went limp edit

[Edited 3/9/11 8:39am]

did it again...

[Edited 3/9/11 8:40am]

I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

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Reply #16 posted 03/09/11 4:42pm

Mach

lol

The already have injections that cause 2-3 hr erections

Fact !

lol

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Reply #17 posted 03/09/11 5:44pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Spider packets a dollar or two

Just tell me, how many for you

This time...This time...

This time...This time...

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #18 posted 03/09/11 6:35pm

00769BAD

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Nothinbutjoy said:

Spider packets a dollar or two

Just tell me, how many for you

This time...This time...

This time...This time...

you wicked lol

I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

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Reply #19 posted 03/10/11 12:10am

XxAxX

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TheDigitalGardener said:

I think i would rather have a floppy cock, because there is no way i would ever let a spider near me.

I'm shit scared of the buggers.

yep. what i was thinking too. if i had a dick i'd let it wilt until eternity rather than let arachne have a go at me

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Reply #20 posted 03/10/11 9:45am

TheDigitalGard
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XxAxX said:

TheDigitalGardener said:

I think i would rather have a floppy cock, because there is no way i would ever let a spider near me.

I'm shit scared of the buggers.

yep. what i was thinking too. if i had a dick i'd let it wilt until eternity rather than let arachne have a go at me

lol

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Reply #21 posted 03/11/11 8:01am

NelsonR

shootindabreeze said:

Well I do not think they are planning on selling spiders...lol...it's venom can be isolated and made in to a pill of some sort.... By the sound of it....it will make you stiff either by cock....or by death....lol

giggle

would be uncomfy 2 have an erect willi 4 4 hours though

eek

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Reply #22 posted 03/12/11 12:07am

PDogz

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"There's Nothing That The Proper Attitude Won't Render Funkable!"

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Reply #23 posted 03/12/11 1:35am

FrenchGuy

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Peter Parker AKA Spider Man must be a wild fucker then!! lol

Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves.
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Reply #24 posted 03/12/11 1:37am

SherryJackson

I don't believe in that....anything involving a toxin is iffy in my books. Spanish fly is another said "aphrodisiac"...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_fly

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Reply #25 posted 03/12/11 6:26am

BklynBabe

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FrenchGuy said:

Peter Parker AKA Spider Man must be a wild fucker then!! lol



How'd you think that nerd pulled a hottie like Mary Jane?
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