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A Woman Awakes During The Night To find that her husband was not in their bed. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
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Andy is a four letter word. | |
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OUCH! | |
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"not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice... i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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thats cold . . . | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Awwwww That's COLD!!!
Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Hope you're having a great Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Fucked up. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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even so it was funny
[Edited 3/12/11 0:18am] | |
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She should just put him out of his misery...
"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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