aaaaahhhhmaaaahhhhgaaaahhhhh!!!!

Fired for NOT being a junkie!!!

thats sum sho nuff bs... but good for her!!

[Edited 3/9/11 1:25am]

This has got to be the most absolute fucked up thing to do...joining rehab when you have no addiction...you taking somebody else's spot who needs to be there so that you can showcase your 5 minutes that HAS BEEN up already.

But most importantly, how did she ever get to be cast in the first place?

[Edited 3/9/11 4:36am]

I actually feel sorry for Michelle, this sounds like some wacky ass shit her husband put her up to- always full of schemes, that dude. When I first read the title I figured it had to be her or Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey

She's addicted to being a fame seeker and desiring celebrity that she has no redeeming talent for.

That could be a whole new show in and of itself.

Prize is, you go away and no one ever hears from you again.

Win/Win situation.

i'm addicted to being a hateful ghetto bish sometimes...lol. other than that i'd be a crack addict or sum...oh and im addicted to personality...can you say inconsistent???

Nothinbutjoy said:

She's addicted to being a fame seeker and desiring celebrity that she has no redeeming talent for.

That could be a whole new show in and of itself.

Prize is, you go away and no one ever hears from you again.

Win/Win situation.

^What makes her any different than any other wanna be celebrity whoring herself out to the media circus, you really think anyone on a reality show is doing it for nothing more than fame whoring?

The Coliseum is now the television and the audience cant wait for the lions to come in and eat while we cheer.

The Aqueducts are weakening.

Nothinbutjoy said:

She's addicted to being a fame seeker and desiring celebrity that she has no redeeming talent for.

That could be a whole new show in and of itself.

Prize is, you go away and no one ever hears from you again.

Win/Win situation.

From actually watching her on the Real Housewives, I didn't get that at all. I think the issue is more that her husband is a fame whore. I think Michelle's just totally brainwashed and co-dependent on her slick ass husband, and being that they're in such dire straights financially, whatever he okays, encourages or approves for the sake notoriety, with an aim to bring in money while he's at war with his mom over that winery, she will do. If you've ever seen or read "the Stepford Wives" it's easy to see Michelle Salahi as being dangerously close to that mold. This mess has Tareq written all over it.

now that's entertainment

XxAxX said:

now that's entertainment...so is Liza!

yes dear, she is. amazing what surgery can do.

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

now that's entertainment...so is Liza!

yes dear, she is. amazing what robotics can do.

i'll say

She and her husband are addicted to lying.

Ottensen said:

I actually feel sorry for Michelle, this sounds like some wacky ass shit her husband put her up to- always full of schemes, that dude. When I first read the title I figured it had to be her or Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey

You know, I was thinking the same thing. It's pitiful the way they seem desperate to get on television. I kind of feel sorry for HER, but he can go skrait to hell in a hand basket. She seems like a sweet person, but I think she also stretches the truth. Remember she said she used to be a Red Skins cheerleader? Turned out that was a total lie. In any event, maybe she feels she can't do any better than him, or she might truly love him and wants to support him in all his cockamamie shenanigans.

lazycrockett said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

She's addicted to being a fame seeker and desiring celebrity that she has no redeeming talent for.

That could be a whole new show in and of itself.

Prize is, you go away and no one ever hears from you again.

Win/Win situation.

^What makes her any different than any other wanna be celebrity whoring herself out to the media circus, you really think anyone on a reality show is doing it for nothing more than fame whoring?

The Coliseum is now the television and the audience cant wait for the lions to come in and eat while we cheer.

The Aqueducts are weakening.

That's exactly my point. It could be it's own show with "contestants" lining up. Then, they're "cured" and we...the public neeeeeever have to hear from them again.

Unfortunately, as much as people want this psuedo-fame, "contestants" always be lined up.

HEY!! It's not a PERFECT plan, but it could work!!!

JustErin said:

She and her husband are addicted to lying.

Treatment for that is different.

Kidding, but if she is codependent etc, she does need treatment. If she really wanted help for herself, she'd seek that help in a more private forum given the angle of her publicity seeking tendencies.