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Thread started 02/04/03 4:31pm

Haystack

Okay, so what can men do that women can't?

Apart from create semen and piss standing up whilst aiming their urine reasonably well (although a lot of ladies will disagree), there's very little that men can do that women can't.
However, I'm sure that there's a lot of things that women can do that men can't.

So let's see everybody's lists. I bet that the 'What women can do that men can't' list is longer.

Also, if women froze every bit of semen that men created - they would be able to survive without the male of the species for many years to come (pardon the pun). There is no way on earth that men would be able to survive without women for very long. Hmm...

Perhaps us men should be worried.
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Reply #1 posted 02/04/03 4:41pm

jnoel

"and piss standing up whilst aiming their urine reasonably well " Battier can do that smile
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Reply #2 posted 02/04/03 4:43pm

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piss through a penis smile
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Reply #3 posted 02/04/03 6:22pm

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Women can change their minds in .02 seconds. Men -- it takes at least the better part of 500 million years to change their's.


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Reply #4 posted 02/04/03 6:24pm

AnotherLover2

Well, obviously, men can lift heavier things than women can. They're stronger! And that is absolutely sexy! nod
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Reply #5 posted 02/04/03 6:24pm

MrBliss

women can cook




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Reply #6 posted 02/04/03 6:28pm

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We can insert our natural penis into women.
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Reply #7 posted 02/04/03 6:35pm

MrBliss

women can massage





duck
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Reply #8 posted 02/04/03 6:39pm

MrBliss

women can vaccuum




duck
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Reply #9 posted 02/04/03 6:41pm

MrBliss

women can mow the lawn




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Reply #10 posted 02/04/03 6:42pm

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MrBliss said:

women can vaccuum




duck


MrBliss are these pre or post millenium women. There is a big difference in what they can do :LOL: Cooking is a prime example. Most women can't cook a full corse meal from scratch.
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Reply #11 posted 02/04/03 6:56pm

LaVisHh

Do combat in the United States Military.
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Reply #12 posted 02/04/03 6:58pm

MrBliss

women can give a shit whether or not their partner cums





duck
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Reply #13 posted 02/04/03 7:00pm

LaVisHh

theC said:

MrBliss said:

women can vaccuum




duck


MrBliss are these pre or post millenium women. There is a big difference in what they can do :LOL: Cooking is a prime example. Most women can't cook a full corse meal from scratch.



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Count me as one who does. razz
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Reply #14 posted 02/04/03 7:01pm

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jnoel said:

"and piss standing up whilst aiming their urine reasonably well " Battier can do that smile


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Reply #15 posted 02/04/03 7:02pm

LaVisHh

Men can, and do get lost.

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Reply #16 posted 02/04/03 7:03pm

Paisley

theC said:

MrBliss said:

women can vaccuum




duck


MrBliss are these pre or post millenium women. There is a big difference in what they can do :LOL: Cooking is a prime example. Most women can't cook a full corse meal from scratch.

mad no no no!
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Reply #17 posted 02/04/03 7:05pm

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LaVisHh said:

Men can, and do get lost.

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Any they never, ever ask for directions! That's just too funny. lol



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Reply #18 posted 02/04/03 7:06pm

LaVisHh

Funksha said:

LaVisHh said:

Men can, and do get lost.

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Any they never, ever ask for directions! That's just too funny. lol



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And dont EVEN try volunteering directions! :O


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Reply #19 posted 02/04/03 7:06pm

MrBliss

women can grocery shop





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Reply #20 posted 02/04/03 7:09pm

MrBliss

women can "answer the fuckin' phone"






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Reply #21 posted 02/04/03 9:17pm

MrBliss

women can iron





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Reply #22 posted 02/05/03 2:33am

Therapy

The only differences are the obvious physical/biological differences.

Men and women receive different conditioning from the world and internalise falsehoods from society/parents believing them to be reality, when the reality, is that WE THE SAME!!

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Reply #23 posted 02/05/03 2:50am

MrBliss

women can change the sheets





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Reply #24 posted 02/05/03 3:18am

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theC said:


MrBliss are these pre or post millenium women. There is a big difference in what they can do :LOL: Cooking is a prime example. Most women can't cook a full corse meal from scratch.



Most women I know couldn't boil an egg to save their live.


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Reply #25 posted 02/05/03 6:36am

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I can walk around in public with my shirt off and it's ok.

Women can't. But should.
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Reply #26 posted 02/05/03 6:36am

yamomma

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Heck, I can even go topless in Walmart in most states.
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Reply #27 posted 02/05/03 6:39am

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Why was the computer science department, especially the graduate program, always filled with nothing but men?
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Reply #28 posted 02/05/03 6:47am

LaVisHh

teller said:

Why was the computer science department, especially the graduate program, always filled with nothing but men?


rolleyes

While visiting IBM's developer's corner - I saw 1 female on that side of the divider. neutral

I know what I experienced merely going for a 2-year programming degree. As a female, I was basically looked at as a showpiece...hardly anyone took the female programmers seriously in my experience in college.

I have no doubt in my that this type of mayhem gets even worse as you climb up the educational ladder. I'd bet money that it's the same in the hiring practices within the IT industry.

A female is applying, like she knows anything more than typing and filing... rolleyes in the trash goes the resume

Too bad I didn't know about all this before I wasted 2 years...

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Reply #29 posted 02/05/03 6:51am

SexLovely

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Men can make offensive sounds with their rectums...

Its usually known as speech.
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