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Study: Staring At Breasts Increases Heart Health

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March 11, 2011

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A German study has found that men who stare at breasts regularly have lower blood pressure, a lower resting heart rate and fewer cardiovascular incidences.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, ogling over a women’s rack is actually a healthy activity which competes with a vigorous exercise regimen in terms of health benefits.

Weatherby even went on to state that it can prolong a man’s lifespan by as much as five years.

The leader of the study added that checking out a woman’s ample sized melons for a mere 10 minutes per day is “roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

The study involved 500 men over a 5-year period of time. Half the men were instructed to avoid looking at breasts entirely for 5 years, while the others were told to enjoy the view daily.

The results of the study led the researchers to conclude that men, especially those over 40 years of age, should be looking at women’s breasts at for least the recommended dose of 10 minutes daily.

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Reply #1 posted 03/09/11 5:57pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Then my heart's in trouble.

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I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #2 posted 03/09/11 6:03pm

kimrachell

lol

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Reply #3 posted 03/09/11 6:16pm

TD3

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Dear Jesus, help us. lol

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Reply #4 posted 03/09/11 6:20pm

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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #5 posted 03/09/11 6:21pm

vainandy

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Well, I stare at dicks and I have high blood pressure. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #6 posted 03/09/11 6:40pm

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vainandy said:

Well, I stare at dicks and I have high blood pressure. lol

Well I don't do that and my blood pressure is very low.......

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #7 posted 03/09/11 6:43pm

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Identity said:

The results of the study led the researchers to conclude that men, especially those over 40 years of age, should be looking at women’s breasts at for least the recommended dose of 10 minutes daily.

let me guess, an older married man conducted this study?

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Reply #8 posted 03/09/11 6:43pm

NDRU

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At any rate, it can't hurt to try!

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Reply #9 posted 03/09/11 6:47pm

alphastreet

What aout lesbians? lol

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Reply #10 posted 03/09/11 6:48pm

CarrieMpls

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Another study that reminds us that correlation does not equal causation.

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Reply #11 posted 03/09/11 6:56pm

NDRU

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Identity said:

The study involved 500 men over a 5-year period of time. Half the men were instructed to avoid looking at breasts entirely for 5 years, while the others were told to enjoy the view daily.

Oh, come on!!! lol

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Reply #12 posted 03/09/11 6:59pm

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NDRU said:

Identity said:

The study involved 500 men over a 5-year period of time. Half the men were instructed to avoid looking at breasts entirely for 5 years, while the others were told to enjoy the view daily.

Oh, come on!!! lol

Right? lol

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Reply #13 posted 03/09/11 7:59pm

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what would happen if you stared at money?

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Reply #14 posted 03/09/11 8:31pm

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NDRU said:

let me guess, an older married man conducted this study?

No. The author of the study is Dr. Karen Weatherby, a woman.

HotGritz said:

what would happen if you stared at money?

The long-term effect is increased bust size.

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Reply #15 posted 03/10/11 1:31am

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That report is udder boolshyte

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Reply #16 posted 03/10/11 4:29am

Identity

I strongly disagree with you , but I'd rather avoid a game of tit for tat.

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