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NURSES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH! "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Chuck, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. Its length and width was almost identical to an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Chuck replied.
She ran out of the room.
Happy Monday y'all! | |
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Thank you! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Happy Monday, Love. | |
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Oh geez. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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 Hysterical! | |
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not laughing either...
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Reminds me of this guy I dated years ago.. | |
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As long as you are not like the one-eyed nurse in Kill Bill. All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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Awwwww. I toit I taw a pooddy cat! I DID!! I DID!! I DID!!
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^^ I like this little guy! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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i know someone with a small dick and guess what... he also has no balls | |
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I've only come across one in my escapades. It was about 4 inches long erect. I felt so sorry for the guy, but I didn't laugh; however, he never got another sniff from me! | |
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