Today a female co worker brought me some homemade spaghetti for lunch. It looked delicious. But I gave it away to someone else.

Theres a old saying that saids, don't trust a woman's spaghetti sauce.

There are women that cast love spells on men, by mixing their MENSTRUAL BLOOD in a man's food or drink.

Whether or not it works, This is some disgusting shit!

Ladies! Ladies! You don't have to resort to these desperate measures.

If you want to get a man sprung, all you have to do is

TRAIN YOUR VAGINA MUSCLES!

Follow this simple exercise everday and you will see results.

1. Prepare a tub of warm water.

2. Lie back with your feet on the edges of the bathtub.

3. Relax the vagina muscles totally so water can enter the vagina.

4. Contract the muscles strongly to force the water out with a noticeable spurt.

5. 5 to 8 relaxation and contractions are recommended daily.

THE RESULTS

1. You will increase your sexual energy.

2. You will increase your pleasure during lovemaking by strong contraction of vagina muscle.

3. You will have your man SPRUNG!

Now that I have shown you the light. Go out and be all you can be.

Nothinbutjoy said:

Mkay

Nothinbutjoy said:

Mkay

My sentiment exactly.

I just started practicing hoodoo last year. Oh yeah, it works. But it is NOT a good idea. Case in point listen to this woman's testimony.

That's not silky, lee.

not the period blood cooking, that's common knowledge...but the vagina bathtub enema gets the face.

You would think menstrual blood spells is taught in secret.

I believe it's satanic.

But it's taught in the open like cooking classes.

WTF? Where R U MF?

Was she a Louisiana Creole Woman?

Oh I said too much already!

LOL that's not true sorry...only tall tales

Spoken from a TRUE LOUISIANA CREOLE WOMAN! yeah I everytime I hear that one too - it was your lost you didn't get to eat her food

Lord Have Mercy! I haven't heard the word hoodoo since my granny use to say it way black when

It's ok to eat the spaghetti sauce as long as you bless it with a cross made out of two tampons first.

Nothinbutjoy said:

Mkay

co - Mkay

johnart said:

It's ok to eat the spaghetti sauce as long as you bless it with a cross made out of two tampons first.

I brought Fettucine Alfredo to an office potluck. Half the ladies looked disturbed, the other half hopeful. Now I understand.

ick

nursev said:

Lord Have Mercy! I haven't heard the word hoodoo since my granny use to say it way black when

Lawd, them preachers on am radio selling prayer cloths back in the day...

"have you been hoo-dooed? Send us ten dollars..."

johnart said:

It's ok to eat the spaghetti sauce as long as you bless it with a cross made out of two tampons first.

And make sure she don't bury yo draws in the yard,

babynoz said:

johnart said:

It's ok to eat the spaghetti sauce as long as you bless it with a cross made out of two tampons first.

And make sure she don't bury yo draws in the yard,

Lawd,I remember vividly as a child going along with my mom to the Santera/Santero during some turbulent love times. That woman tried just about every religion on the face of this earth.

Picture this "gringa" lady at the Santera's house doin all this crazy ass mess. (never mensies that I know of ) . Those places used to scare the shit out of me.

oh heck no..

johnart said:

babynoz said:

And make sure she don't bury yo draws in the yard,

Lawd,I remember vividly as a child going along with my mom to the Santera/Santero during some turbulent love times. That woman tried just about every religion on the face of this earth.

Picture this "gringa" lady at the Santera's house doin all this crazy ass mess. (never mensies that I know of ) . Those places used to scare the shit out of me.

I hear ya...this is South Fla, so there's no shortage of Santeras and botanicas around,

Plus the Jamaican Obeah, Haitian Voudoun and good ole Georgia "root" ladies...

Maybe I should've thought this through before posting this thread.

I don't wanna give women any ideals.

My bad fellas!

FauxReal said:

I brought Fettucine Alfredo to an office potluck. Half the ladies looked disturbed, the other half hopeful. Now I understand.

eewwww

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

I brought Fettucine Alfredo to an office potluck. Half the ladies looked disturbed, the other half hopeful. Now I understand.

eewwww

HA! took me awhile but i got it!

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

babynoz said:

johnart said:

It's ok to eat the spaghetti sauce as long as you bless it with a cross made out of two tampons first.

And make sure she don't bury yo draws in the yard,

Whatcha know abou that one Babynoz LOL!

Participated last month in a mountian folk hoodoo workshop and just finished reading this

Fun !

never forget: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. it's not just elementary physics.

Angelic1302 said:

babynoz said:

And make sure she don't bury yo draws in the yard,

Whatcha know abou that one Babynoz LOL!

Old Richard Pryor albums...

Didn't they use to say never leave your underwear out to dry and never let folks use your hairbrush because of hoodoo