My son, age 7, knows about sperm and semen and that it is located in his balls......but he's been asking more questions lately......like how the semen get from the nards into the girl.

My daughter, 5 knows a lot less. She just knew that babies come out of their moms vagina.

I figured it was time to have a more in depth conversation about it. No more cutsie when your married a seed gets planted in your belly nonsense.

It went pretty good.

I explained the parts, and the penis/testicles and vagina/breasts......they already knew that but I went over it to start.

Then I told them about how a penis gets hard sometimes and can fit into a womans vagina and the sperm and egg, all that.

I kept it shortand sweet cuz they were actually getting bored of it all. But Noah, was like, (to Todd) so you and my mom have sex???? When do you have sex??? Why???? Can we watch you have sex?????

And Daisy, a mini me was just like giggling the whole time. Then at dinner she'd randomly go.

VAGINA. MERP. VAGINA.

Ahhhhhh. Kids.

i rather tell them than them hearing things in the play ground

.... the one day you will get periods talk is the worst!!!!!!

Mommy, no, make it stop!!

2freaky4church1 said:

Mommy, no, make it stop!!

I'd kill for a smoke right now.

KILL.

Hopefully they will stay open with you as they age and come to you when things are more um.... complicated. Kudos to you for letting them know about their bodies and not clamming up. Do not be surprised if neices and nephews come to you in their tweens for the "talk" also.

I really hope that they do. I mean, thats the goal. Were all open with eachother now, they've never had to feel ashamed of anything, and I never want them too....I guess we'll see.

watch your son, Dani...he's gonna wanna put his hard pee pee into some girls whohah just like momma told him..

BlackAdder7 said:

watch your son, Dani...he's gonna wanna put his hard pee pee into some girls whohah just like momma told him..

Of course he is.

But I forbid it!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

BlackAdder7 said:

watch your son, Dani...he's gonna wanna put his hard pee pee into some girls whohah just like momma told him..

Of course he is.

But I forbid it!

yeah...um..about that...you're gonna need more than that. he's a boy. he's gonna want to do what you told him not to..

BlackAdder7 said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Of course he is.

But I forbid it!

yeah...um..about that...you're gonna need more than that. he's a boy. he's gonna want to do what you told him not to..

Well of course I told them that it is something special and that it is to be saved for someone special and to be careful who you choose to have sex with. I mean, that should work for now, at the age of 7, I should hope.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

BlackAdder7 said:

yeah...um..about that...you're gonna need more than that. he's a boy. he's gonna want to do what you told him not to..

Well of course I told them that it is something special and that it is to be saved for someone special and to be careful who you choose to have sex with. I mean, that should work for now, at the age of 7, I should hope.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

2freaky4church1 said:

Mommy, no, make it stop!!

I'd kill for a smoke right now.

KILL.

No! The baby does not need to smoke too

luv4u said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I'd kill for a smoke right now.

KILL.

No! The baby does not need to smoke too

I know.

But I'm looking foward to having a nice cold beer and a smoke when shes snug as a bug in her bassinet one night sooooooonnnnnnn.

This reminds me of one day in the 4th grade...

Studying anatomy, in a mixed class with a female teacher, one kid is asked to stand up and explain an answer....he proceeds to get into a story in which he needs to use the word "Vagina"....he stutters....and everyone can see that he just knows "Pussy" is not the correct word to use, but it quickly becomes apparent that he doesn't know the word "Vagina" either....wheels turning, until the word "Cunt" comes out of his mouth....

Lawdy has mercy....

I've never laughed so hard in my life...

TotalANXiousNESS said:

My son, age 7, knows about sperm and semen and that it is located in his balls......but he's been asking more questions lately......like how the semen get from the nards into the girl.

My daughter, 5 knows a lot less. She just knew that babies come out of their moms vagina.

I figured it was time to have a more in depth conversation about it. No more cutsie when your married a seed gets planted in your belly nonsense.

It went pretty good.

I explained the parts, and the penis/testicles and vagina/breasts......they already knew that but I went over it to start.

Then I told them about how a penis gets hard sometimes and can fit into a womans vagina and the sperm and egg, all that.

I kept it shortand sweet cuz they were actually getting bored of it all. But Noah, was like, (to Todd) so you and my mom have sex???? When do you have sex??? Why???? Can we watch you have sex?????

And Daisy, a mini me was just like giggling the whole time. Then at dinner she'd randomly go.

VAGINA. MERP. VAGINA.

Ahhhhhh. Kids.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Then I told them about how a penis gets hard sometimes and can fit into a womans vagina and the sperm and egg, all that.

That's how it happens?!

Oh my. It's good you talked to them. The school intercepted my parents talking to me. So they just sort of skated away from it, thinking that the school would handle it. I learned the good basics in 5th grade, saw the "live birth" movie in 6th, and didn't really learn much else (basically the hardcore stuff--thank you, Internet!) until 9th grade. In some ways, it was GOOD I didn't know everything right away. I knew what went where and how it happened. So many people went on to act on the new discoveries after that.

I honestly can't imagine my grandma or dad telling me about sex anyway. Especially my dad. he's sort of old school in some ways, so stuff with girls is always extra sacred and delicate with him. Poor thing.

Can we watch you have sex???

Charge admission that is WAY over their allowance. That should kill the curiosity.

now when you do it, make sure you are on top so it looks like you are winning

TotalANXiousNESS said:

My son, age 7, knows about sperm and semen and that it is located in his balls......but he's been asking more questions lately......like how the semen get from the nards into the girl.

My daughter, 5 knows a lot less. She just knew that babies come out of their moms vagina.

I figured it was time to have a more in depth conversation about it. No more cutsie when your married a seed gets planted in your belly nonsense.

It went pretty good.

I explained the parts, and the penis/testicles and vagina/breasts......they already knew that but I went over it to start.

Then I told them about how a penis gets hard sometimes and can fit into a womans vagina and the sperm and egg, all that.

I kept it shortand sweet cuz they were actually getting bored of it all. But Noah, was like, (to Todd) so you and my mom have sex???? When do you have sex??? Why???? Can we watch you have sex?????

And Daisy, a mini me was just like giggling the whole time. Then at dinner she'd randomly go.

VAGINA. MERP. VAGINA.

Ahhhhhh. Kids.

omg little kids!! years from now you can use that against them to embarrass them

my kid, when he was 7, was yelling "fat china" over and over and we asked him if he knew what it it meant - he was sooooooo embarrassed when we told him

A book I had entitled "The Big Secret" (i dont remember the author but it was illustrated by mark brown). It was awesome and it is how my children at the age of 5 and 7 learned the details. I highly recommend it. It doesn't sugar coat anything but at the same time, it didn't weird them out too much either

BlackAdder7 said:

watch your son, Dani...he's gonna wanna put his hard pee pee into some girls whohah just like momma told him..

or a pillow, or a hole in a mattress, or a teddy bear, or a Dora the explorer doll...

Ace said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Then I told them about how a penis gets hard sometimes and can fit into a womans vagina and the sperm and egg, all that.

That's how it happens?!

i know I have been doing it totally wrong all these years... but on the other hand (no not THAT hand) maybe my SO's hearing will return?

ZombieKitten said:

now when you do it, make sure you are on top so it looks like you are winning

Did the kids catch you and the master "wrestling"?

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

now when you do it, make sure you are on top so it looks like you are winning

Did the kids catch you and the master "wrestling"?

no that's from Modern Family

we have a lock on our door

OnlyNDaUsa said:

BlackAdder7 said:

watch your son, Dani...he's gonna wanna put his hard pee pee into some girls whohah just like momma told him..

or a pillow, or a hole in a mattress, or a teddy bear, or a Dora the explorer doll...

Amen! When puberty starts, young ones always seem to find a way to satisfy "the urge".

Elle85n09 said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

or a pillow, or a hole in a mattress, or a teddy bear, or a Dora the explorer doll...

Amen! When puberty starts, young ones always seem to find a way to satisfy "the urge".

when i was 13 to 16 ish if there was a hole in it or i could make one... i would give it a try.

or in a pool! the water jets!

johnart said:

Can we watch you have sex???

I thought that part was hilarious too.

Johnart wants to see how the other half lives..lol,