i was just chatting with my gf.....

and well she did !!!!!

esp since i am now single and may go out on dates and may meet men who likes it 2

see john i had to do a title edit cause of your

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you said you had stopped drinking

Do you remember that book Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow?

It had some sex scenes in it, and the one I will always remember is this one,

So somewhere in the middle of this otherwise forgettable novel, Miss Smilla is coupling with a man, and she is described as placing her clitoris into his urethral meatus in a sort of reverse coitus.

I've never met a clitoris that would be capable of such a feat. Have any of you gentle MeFites ever participated in such a thing? Is it any fun for the penis involved?

(taken from another forum http://ask.metafilter.com...n-possible)

Go to xtube and look up "sounding"

ZombieKitten said:

you said you had stopped drinking

Do you remember that book Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow?

It had some sex scenes in it, and the one I will always remember is this one,

So somewhere in the middle of this otherwise forgettable novel, Miss Smilla is coupling with a man, and she is described as placing her clitoris into his urethral meatus in a sort of reverse coitus.

I've never met a clitoris that would be capable of such a feat. Have any of you gentle MeFites ever participated in such a thing? Is it any fun for the penis involved?

(taken from another forum http://ask.metafilter.com...n-possible)

i did stop drinking i promise.... my friend asked me what my fantasy was and i said sex with a man... then she said her one

and thanks for the link.... i think

johnart said:

Go to xtube and look up "sounding"

that sounds like scary shit.... i aint going there

if i do i will prob never go out on dates.... EVER

physco185 said:

ZombieKitten said:

you said you had stopped drinking

Do you remember that book Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow?

It had some sex scenes in it, and the one I will always remember is this one,

So somewhere in the middle of this otherwise forgettable novel, Miss Smilla is coupling with a man, and she is described as placing her clitoris into his urethral meatus in a sort of reverse coitus.

I've never met a clitoris that would be capable of such a feat. Have any of you gentle MeFites ever participated in such a thing? Is it any fun for the penis involved?

(taken from another forum http://ask.metafilter.com...n-possible)

i did stop drinking i promise.... my friend asked me what my fantasy was and i said sex with a man... then she said her one

and thanks for the link.... i think

at least my link has no scary pics, don't do what John suggests

physco185 said:

johnart said:

Go to xtube and look up "sounding"

that sounds like scary shit.... i aint going there

if i do i will prob never go out on dates.... EVER

Go there NOW and don't listen to that Kitten gal. She's trynna give me a bad reputation.

ZombieKitten said:

physco185 said:

i did stop drinking i promise.... my friend asked me what my fantasy was and i said sex with a man... then she said her one

and thanks for the link.... i think

at least my link has no scary pics, don't do what John suggests

i will take tips from john any day... BUT NO LINKS

johnart said:

physco185 said:

that sounds like scary shit.... i aint going there

if i do i will prob never go out on dates.... EVER

Go there NOW and don't listen to that Kitten gal. She's trynna give me a bad reputation.

John u r EVIL .... no

i hope to God i never meet a guy who wants me to finger his pee hole, cause i don't usually carry ear buds in my purse

physco185 said:

ZombieKitten said:

at least my link has no scary pics, don't do what John suggests

i will take tips from john any day... BUT NO LINKS

GO HERE

johnart said:

physco185 said:

that sounds like scary shit.... i aint going there

if i do i will prob never go out on dates.... EVER

Go there NOW and don't listen to that Kitten gal. She's trynna give me a bad reputation.

you don't need any help with that!!!

I just happen to know what sounding is, and once you see it you can't unsee it

having said that, I don't think I'm TOO damaged by it!

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

Go there NOW and don't listen to that Kitten gal. She's trynna give me a bad reputation.

you don't need any help with that!!!

I just happen to know what sounding is, and once you see it you can't unsee it

having said that, I don't think I'm TOO damaged by it!

That is because you too, my friend, are twisted and sick.

johnart said:

physco185 said:

i will take tips from john any day... BUT NO LINKS

GO HERE

FUCK.... why did i do it

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

i feel sooooooooooooo violated!!!!!!

mother fucker .... that is just not real is it!!!!!

physco185 said:

johnart said:

GO HERE

FUCK.... why did i do it

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

i feel sooooooooooooo violated!!!!!!

mother fucker .... that is just not real is it!!!!!

Here's you on your next date.

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

you don't need any help with that!!!

I just happen to know what sounding is, and once you see it you can't unsee it

having said that, I don't think I'm TOO damaged by it!

That is because you too, my friend, are twisted and sick.

oh yeah

johnart said:

physco185 said:

FUCK.... why did i do it

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

i feel sooooooooooooo violated!!!!!!

mother fucker .... that is just not real is it!!!!!

Here's you on your next date.

BASTID!!!!!

but thanks... i'll send that bitch the link - see if she still wants to go there

physco185 said:

johnart said:

Go to xtube and look up "sounding"

that sounds like scary shit.... i aint going there

if i do i will prob never go out on dates.... EVER

now thats crazy shit. the body piercing/tattoo site i've been on also was ritual,scarification and a kinky sex section. some crazy shit like that in there....

physco185 said:

johnart said:

Here's you on your next date.

BASTID!!!!!

but thanks... i'll send that bitch the link - see if she still wants to go there

johnart said:

physco185 said:

BASTID!!!!!

but thanks... i'll send that bitch the link - see if she still wants to go there

the stupid thing is with your first link.... i turned down the volume so ppl at work would not hear a sound...

the second link i left the sound up Man that guy was painfull!!!!!!

physco185 said:

johnart said:

the stupid thing is with your first link.... i turned down the volume so ppl at work would not hear a sound...

the second link i left the sound up Man that guy was painfull!!!!!!

you look at stuff like that at WORK???

you better clear your cache and your histories missy

ZombieKitten said:

physco185 said:

the stupid thing is with your first link.... i turned down the volume so ppl at work would not hear a sound...

the second link i left the sound up Man that guy was painfull!!!!!!

you look at stuff like that at WORK???

you better clear your cache and your histories missy

She gets naked in her office. She aint' worried.

purplemookiebut said:

physco185 said:

that sounds like scary shit.... i aint going there

if i do i will prob never go out on dates.... EVER

now thats crazy shit. the body piercing/tattoo site i've been on also was ritual,scarification and a kinky sex section. some crazy shit like that in there....

please dont post links with attached..... cause i am feeling rather

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ZombieKitten said:

physco185 said:

the stupid thing is with your first link.... i turned down the volume so ppl at work would not hear a sound...

the second link i left the sound up Man that guy was painfull!!!!!!

you look at stuff like that at WORK???

you better clear your cache and your histories missy

i am the boss lady here

but still i do clear my stuff........

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

you look at stuff like that at WORK???

you better clear your cache and your histories missy

She gets naked in her office. She aint' worried.

oh u remembered

physco185 said:

johnart said:

She gets naked in her office. She aint' worried.

oh u remembered

Honey, please. Of course I did.

physco185 said:

ZombieKitten said:

you look at stuff like that at WORK???

you better clear your cache and your histories missy

i am the boss lady here

but still i do clear my stuff........

yeah, I do too even though I work at home - since my clients often sit with me and might want to look at a website, I don't want the address bar to autofill helpfully with everythingbutt.com or something like that

johnart said:

physco185 said:

oh u remembered

Honey, please. Of course I did.

did u ever find out who dobbed u in?????

ZombieKitten said:

physco185 said:

i am the boss lady here

but still i do clear my stuff........

yeah, I do too even though I work at home - since my clients often sit with me and might want to look at a website, I don't want the address bar to autofill helpfully with everythingbutt.com or something like that

does that one require one of these ????????

physco185 said:

ZombieKitten said:

yeah, I do too even though I work at home - since my clients often sit with me and might want to look at a website, I don't want the address bar to autofill helpfully with everythingbutt.com or something like that

does that one require one of these ????????

it's just buttsex

john... zombie... & me are totally having a 3some on this thread