I'm going outside wearing pigtails.

I'm 32.

Watch Johnart foam at the mouth.

(Or abandon this thread to failure, either one.)

Pigtails

That's about as innocent as she will ever look..lol

I'm not looking at the pigtails...

Hot.

johnart can suck it!

I posted this on FB and he's getting abuse there, too.

He's really gonna be mad at me.

they look great on you!

PunkMistress said:

I'm going outside wearing pigtails.

I'm 32.

Watch Johnart foam at the mouth.

(Or abandon this thread to failure, either one.)

Damn ~ you are just so freaking beautiful ~

and the piggys are super cute on you and imagine this ... make you look funky sexy more than you ALREADY do

bitch

Girl, you look cute no matter HOW you wear your hair!

Gorgeous . He dare not say anything against that hairstyle of yours .

^.^ But you can get away with it because you're beautiful.

Aaahhh, pigtails. And nerd glasses. You look hot either way.

Forget John You do look good in them.

NDRU said:

johnart can suck it!

Johnart does suck it. What's your point?

johnart said:

I'm just gonna say what I said on facebook.

PunkMistress is hot because of her incredible face and life-affirming tittage. She is not hot because of pigtails, she is hot in SPITE of pigtails mmmkay???

Furthermore, here is proof that only HOT chicks look hot in pigtails:

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/pig1.jpg[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/pig2.jpg[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/pig3.jpg[/img:$uid]

See, if you're not certified hot pigtails just make you look retarded.

I'm sorry, it's really not fair, but it's the way Baby Jesus made things, so take it up with him.

Straight to hell in gasoline draw's...

Genesia said:

Straight to hell in gasoline draw's...

I don't know what you're talking about. I'll claim being "misunderstood" when I get there and do this a lot

Tell me that at least one of those women doesn't look like someone doesn't drive them to a napkin-folding job with a "special" team of co-workers.

[Edited 2/20/11 20:46pm]

johnart said:

Genesia said:

Straight to hell in gasoline draw's...

I don't know what you're talking about. I'll claim being "misunderstood" when I get there and do this a lot

Tell me that at least one of those women doesn't look like someone doesn't drive them to a napkin-folding job with a "special" team of co-workers.

johnart said:

See, if you're not certified hot pigtails just make you look retarded.

True, but I'll add that if you're already hot, pigtails make you hotter. They are an enhancer. Hot becomes hotter, ugly becomes uglier.

sextonseven said:

johnart said:

See, if you're not certified hot pigtails just make you look retarded.

True, but I'll add that if you're already hot, pigtails make you hotter. They are an enhancer. Hot becomes hotter, ugly becomes uglier.

You know the deal.

EDIT:
I will add to your add that if you're middle of the road, you still risk looking retarded.

At best, like the girl who doesn't get enough "pretty" attention so she's gonna go for every "quirky" trick in the book.

[Edited 2/20/11 21:01pm]

EDIT:

johnart's thinking outloud could take this thread in a different direction. Will put in a separate thread.

[Edited 2/20/11 21:30pm]

johnart said:

Genesia said:

Straight to hell in gasoline draw's...

I don't know what you're talking about. I'll claim being "misunderstood" when I get there and do this a lot

Tell me that at least one of those women doesn't look like someone doesn't drive them to a napkin-folding job with a "special" team of co-workers.

[Edited 2/20/11 20:46pm]

They all look like the open a bottle of Corona or even pickles.....

with the teeth

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

I don't know what you're talking about. I'll claim being "misunderstood" when I get there and do this a lot

Tell me that at least one of those women doesn't look like someone doesn't drive them to a napkin-folding job with a "special" team of co-workers.

[Edited 2/20/11 20:46pm]

They all look like the open a bottle of Corona or even pickles.....

with the teeth

Is this a bboy Oh-riginal?? I have never heard this expression

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

They all look like the open a bottle of Corona or even pickles.....

with the teeth

Is this a bboy Oh-riginal?? I have never heard this expression

I was meaning to say they look like they can open a bottle of Corona or even pickles with their teeth.....but I've been forgetting to type words....maybe this new diet is screwing my brain up

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

Is this a bboy Oh-riginal?? I have never heard this expression

I was meaning to say they look like they can open a bottle of Corona or even pickles with their teeth.....but I've been forgetting to type words....maybe this new diet is screwing my brain up

Bitch you huuuuuungry!

-Mo'nique

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

I was meaning to say they look like they can open a bottle of Corona or even pickles with their teeth.....but I've been forgetting to type words....maybe this new diet is screwing my brain up

Bitch you huuuuuungry!

-Mo'nique

[img:$uid]http://photos.killervirgo.com/monique_precious_nosalad.gif[/img:$uid]