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Funniest thing you heard someone scream in a FIGHT?
" You don't know meeeeee bitch!!!"
"FUCK YOUR LIFE!!!!"
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooowuh!" ( this girl my old high would seem to be fighting somebody every few days. would always scream out "Ooooooooooohwuh!" in a throaty, froggy voice when she got real mad. somebody would always try to make her mad so she could make that sound lol)
"You Rebbie Jackson, centipede ass BITCH!" ( thanks atlanta public transportation)
" You ugly, ugly people not allowed to talk to me, bitch!"
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Someone online got mad at me and screamed at me that I was a 'twisted-lip bitch'.
I was too busy surpressing laughter to really get offended. "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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somebody burped the word bitch at me before......i cant even describe...lol THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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I chuckled this past weekend when some dickhead on here said I caught a flu cuz I spent most of my time with my fingers up my nose and ass. | |
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all these shit are funny.
seriously that rebbie jackson one was so random and hilarious ive been saying it to EVERYBODY! | |
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i WAS at a Korean grocery store and this guy was stealing steaks. they caught him and was REALLY tearing him up with some kung-fu shit. and the entire time he was screaming
"Take your meat! TAKE YOUR MEAT!!!"
was hilarious and sad at the same time. damn economy | |
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I work in a high school... I've heard ALL kinds of stuff!
One of my favorites was when this tiny little girl about 4'11", 100 lbs beat down this girl who was about 5'9", 175 lbs. As they were dragging her down the hallway, she was screaming: "That's right! I dropped your monkey ass! I will do it again. That's why your cheap-ass weave is on the floor! You ugly monkey bitch! Get off me! Get off me! ...."
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  | |
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omg no! the hell? why? "Fuck Yo Life!" is always amusing to me. I've heard it uttered by people aged 12 to 60.
Some funnies I've heard in recent months:
"RAISE UP AND SEE WUT GON HAPPEN!" - one teen boy to another at the food court
"YOU NO MAN-HAVING, BROKE ASS, SAMMICH EATIN' BYATCH!" - drunk women fighting at the club
"TRAFF YOU MUHFUGGA! TRAFF U BEECH!" - homeless and/or drug addicted couple screaming at a bus stop. Really. They were screaming at THE bus stop! Like yelling at the sign or something.
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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the fugg is a TRAFF!? | |
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Don´t know if this counts but it is hilarious..... All kinds of political incorrectness going on here....racism, homophobia, violence, sexism....just plain raw and rude and brutal but I still like Kid Dynamite, I can´t help it.
The "I´ll fuck you ´til you love me!" line is a very memorable quote.
The reporter said something like "Put him in a strait jacket!", and Iron Mike flipped out. I would love to meet Mike Tyson and have a long chat with him one day. He´s definitely among the top ten of the celebrities I´d like to drink a coffee with. [Edited 3/1/11 14:22pm] " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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I have no idea but it sounded funny as hell. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Classic Mike Tyson! He was one padded wall from crazy on that day.thats why i dont fight, i'd say some shyt like that and be running like a beeeiiitttch...lol
of going to jail for assault...they dont pay me enough for that shyt. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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A few months ago I was at a show here in Quebec, and a huge French-Canadian was hitting on me while drunk, so I made it my perfect opportunity to try out the Quebecois swears I learned. I said "Tabarnak, t'es degalasse (fuck, you're disgusting)" to which he replied, "Tayeule (shut up) you tampon-looking cunt!"
I guess I looked like a tampon cos of my red hair.
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what's funny is that he wanted to fuck a tampon or at least somebody that looked like a tampon. drunk people...go figure. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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"You make me feel like a giant piece of poop!" Shake it til ya make it  | |
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I know this doesn't really fit your description BUT this killed me. LOLS! A fan's reaction to Ciara implying that Rihanna was a bitch.
I'm gonna try Trollopin Ass Scallywaggin Guttbutt Ass ho next time I get in a heated discussion with someone... xDD ~Time Spent Learning is a Time Never Wasted~
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sometimes timing is everything
nipples said:
Could you be anymore assholic?
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the last line was KILLER.
The visual ALONE is AMAZING | |
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