I hate all these commercials!

Apparently they follow the research that proved that the more annoying a commercial is, the more effective it is.

I hate that Carnival Cruise commercial where Christ is being nailed to the cross and they say under it: 'Wouldn't you rather sail to the bahamas?'

NDRU said:

xpertluva said:

I hate to say it but those ASPCA commercials with Sarah Mclaughlin singing "In the Arms of an Angel" annoy the hell out of me. Talk about a buzz kill!

I agree that they've done the Progressive thing to death!

YESSS!!! I hate those commercials. It makes me not want to donate to them.

I also hate the cleft palate commercials.

I hate any commercials that get played every 15 minutes. Over Christmas it was Honda's "Holiday, oh holiday and the best one of the year..." STFU!!!!!

I forgot about those. Yeah, they're definitely in the same category.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

whistle said:

i'm happy that Christmas is over so i don't hear those awful Hyundai hipsters singing carols anymore.

i could live with out the Free Credit Report songs too.

AWWWW! I love those two. They're pretty talented singers who got their break on Youtube. Oh well, lol. It DID get annoying after the 900th time. I felt compelled to get a car even though we're a Nissan family. I can't stand those FCR songs either. I'm still bitter the band I voted for didn't win that stupid contest. The band they picked are kinda crappy.

I'm tired of THIS commercial right here. I love me some J-Hud and I know she's doing it for a number of reasons, but whenever I hear that first line--Sun in the skyyyyyyy, you know how I feeeel...I just twitch.

True. The commercial was cute initially but now it's REAL annoying! Almost to the point of it being atrocious.

That LG commercial got on my nerves too.

And those GEICO commercials with the guy saying "does Geico save you $XX in car insurance?" And then he brings up some dumb shit.

But actually the MOST annoying commercials were the ones where they tell you about a drug to relieve your bladders or something and they always go "I'm straining and I felt lost, but I took this drug and I feel better!"

Those are the MOST annoying commercials to DATE!!!! Especially the ones where they actually have a doll that creepily looks like them walking slow and their backs hunched over. *shudder*

i avoid TV these days because of commercials. netflix is my poison

but that subway commercial used to bug the crap out of me. i'd mute it the second i saw it coming

five dollars

five dollars

five dollars footlong.........

XxAxX said:

i avoid TV these days because of commercials. netflix is my poison

but that subway commercial used to bug the crap out of me. i'd mute it the second i saw it coming

five dollars

five dollars

five dollars footlong.........

They show every holiday with that shit especially Christmas.

They don't show it now, but this commercial really offended the shit out of me.

Now where the hell would any retail establishment find it inconvenient to take cash? Visa,

xpertluva said:

I hate to say it but those ASPCA commercials with Sarah Mclaughlin singing "In the Arms of an Angel" annoy the hell out of me. Talk about a buzz kill!

I agree that they've done the Progressive thing to death!

Now they have Roberta Flack "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"

That Mayhem guy who likes to get kinky and hurt himself, like that movie Crash. He was good in OZ though.

Burger King commercials, very very unfunny

kpowers said:

Burger King commercials, very very unfunny

That dude in the King costume....that just ain't right. I'm personally sick of the commercial about the jalapeno and cheddar burger. That sounds like a fire-filled poop waiting to happen. Blaaargh.

kpowers said:

Burger King commercials, very very unfunny

This commercial used to annoy the hell out of me. Luckily, they finally stopped showing it:

That "Bang bang choo choo train...eat lunch meat on the air-o-plane!" gets on my last nerve. Sooooo damn irritating. It sounds like a 6 year old wrote it.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

kpowers said:

Burger King commercials, very very unfunny

That dude in the King costume....that just ain't right. I'm personally sick of the commercial about the jalapeno and cheddar burger. That sounds like a fire-filled poop waiting to happen. Blaaargh.

That guy is CREEPY

I usually like the Sprint commercials (like the one with the guy and his neighbor's Christmas lights or the one with the doctor and the football player patient), but this one is just creepy. Especially the mom.

Maybelline commercials. No bitch, maybe she's not born with it, maybe it's just lighting/air brushing/ten coats of war paint!!!

Geico lizard commmercials. Ugh. Bring back the cavemen!

EHarmony commercials. Please....those people look about as in-love as Kelsey and Camille Grammar signing divorce papers.

Yoplait yogurt commercials where someone is talking about how much weight they lost eating red velvet cake, custard and all sorts of sweets and it turns out to be yogurt. In reality, that shit has too much sugar in it and people probably eat more than one.

If I see one more "ACT-TIIIIIIII-VI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" commercial...

LadyLuvSexxy said:

whistle said:

i'm happy that Christmas is over so i don't hear those awful Hyundai hipsters singing carols anymore.

i could live with out the Free Credit Report songs too.

AWWWW! I love those two. They're pretty talented singers who got their break on Youtube. Oh well, lol. It DID get annoying after the 900th time. I felt compelled to get a car even though we're a Nissan family. I can't stand those FCR songs either. I'm still bitter the band I voted for didn't win that stupid contest. The band they picked are kinda crappy.

I'm tired of THIS commercial right here. I love me some J-Hud and I know she's doing it for a number of reasons, but whenever I hear that first line--Sun in the skyyyyyyy, you know how I feeeel...I just twitch.

I know this in-labor-hollerin' twat did not just take a huge dumb on Madam Simone's song Oh my sweet lord o' flies

Timmy84 said:

If I see one more "ACT-TIIIIIIII-VI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" commercial...

You think you'll have to

Those Charmin lets see if you have dingleberries on your ass commercials.

Harlepolis said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

AWWWW! I love those two. They're pretty talented singers who got their break on Youtube. Oh well, lol. It DID get annoying after the 900th time. I felt compelled to get a car even though we're a Nissan family. I can't stand those FCR songs either. I'm still bitter the band I voted for didn't win that stupid contest. The band they picked are kinda crappy.

I'm tired of THIS commercial right here. I love me some J-Hud and I know she's doing it for a number of reasons, but whenever I hear that first line--Sun in the skyyyyyyy, you know how I feeeel...I just twitch.

I know this in-labor-hollerin' twat did not just take a huge dumb on Madam Simone's song Oh my sweet lord o' flies

Well it ain't the first time an American Idol contestant ruined that song... ask Madame Glambert how he took a huge dump on other people's songs including Miss Simone's. "Should've won Idol" my ass.

[Edited 2/24/11 12:00pm]

728huey said:

Timmy84 said:

If I see one more "ACT-TIIIIIIII-VI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" commercial...

You think you'll have to

Exactly. And why do I wanna hear how much Jamie Lee Curtis has problems taking a shit? But she had no problem doing that when Michael Meyers nearly decapitated her ass in "Halloween"!

Timmy84 said:

If I see one more "ACT-TIIIIIIII-VI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" commercial...

The name of that product should be called "Craptivia", since it's supposed to help you crap.

And I agree, I am thoroughly sick of that commercial. Enough already!

I don't own a tv, on the very rare occasions that i watch tv, i watch it online, and (here in the UK at least) ads are cut out of online broadcasts.

There may be the odd ad for another tv show on that channel, but that's about it.

Also, we have the BBC channels, where there are no ads during any shows, does the US have such a channel?

[Edited 2/24/11 13:24pm]

Seriously?

morningsong said:

johnart said:

I love the Progressive lady.

She's gonna end up with her own shitty sitcom once that Progressive contract runs out, just watch.

John, I am so afraid of U! I told my Ron the same exact thing!

peb319 said:

any commercial where you hear people crunching and chewing..all those sound effects..

who wants to hear them slurping their f**kin honey nut cheerios???!!!

talking with food in their mouths

when my kids have chicken nuggets, they pull them apart slowly and ask me why they ALWAYS do that on the ads, since then I get annoyed when I see people on KFC commercials pulling the chicken apart

Timmy84 said:

But actually the MOST annoying commercials were the ones where they tell you about a drug to relieve your bladders or something and they always go "I'm straining and I felt lost, but I took this drug and I feel better!"

Those are the MOST annoying commercials to DATE!!!! Especially the ones where they actually have a doll that creepily looks like them walking slow and their backs hunched over. *shudder*

wtf!!!!