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Spare a thought With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went un-noticed last week.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in... and then the trouble started.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Hey guys! I'm just back from the wedding. They had free beer and I tried hitting on LaVisHh, but she turned me down. 
Did I miss anything? | |
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althom said: Hey guys! I'm just back from the wedding. They had free beer and I tried hitting on LaVisHh, but she turned me down.
Did I miss anything? Is that puke on your tux? 
That thing's gotta be returned you know. | |
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2the9s said: althom said: Hey guys! I'm just back from the wedding. They had free beer and I tried hitting on LaVisHh, but she turned me down.
Did I miss anything? Is that puke on your tux?
That thing's gotta be returned you know. That's alright! They charge you extra for that sort of thing. Don't they?  | |
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 cheersI mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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"Climb in my fur." | |
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Actually, I don't feel so well now. 
Can someone call a taxi for me? | |
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althom said: Actually, I don't feel so well now.
Can someone call a taxi for me? You need to put in more practice!
Now, stop jacking my thread!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom said: Actually, I don't feel so well now.
Can someone call a taxi for me? You need to put in more practice!
Now, stop jacking my thread! Sorry! If you leave now, you can still make the party for the free beer.  | |
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althom said: bkw said: althom said: Actually, I don't feel so well now.
Can someone call a taxi for me? You need to put in more practice!
Now, stop jacking my thread! Sorry! If you leave now, you can still make the party for the free beer. sounds of tires screeching... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom said: bkw said: althom said: Actually, I don't feel so well now.
Can someone call a taxi for me? You need to put in more practice!
Now, stop jacking my thread! Sorry! If you leave now, you can still make the party for the free beer. sounds of tires screeching... Hey! Wait for me! | |
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althom said: bkw said: althom said: bkw said: althom said: Actually, I don't feel so well now.
Can someone call a taxi for me? You need to put in more practice!
Now, stop jacking my thread! Sorry! If you leave now, you can still make the party for the free beer. sounds of tires screeching... Hey! Wait for me! I'm still waiting! Is that his car there... no. That's his car , no wait it's only a cop car. | |
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Yeah, that's right! I'm still waiting for him. Bastard!  | |
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BKW Only you, well maybe me too :LOL:THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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theC said: BKW
Only you, well maybe me too :LOL:Can you give me a lift theC? I promise not to puke in your car. | |
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althom said: theC said: BKW
Only you, well maybe me too :LOL:Can you give me a lift theC? I promise not to puke in your car. Alright get in, if you gotta puke stick your head out the window :LOL: THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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theC said: althom said: theC said: BKW
Only you, well maybe me too :LOL:Can you give me a lift theC? I promise not to puke in your car. Alright get in, if you gotta puke stick your head out the window :LOL: Thanks. How do you open the window on these cars?
Ooops. I'll clean that up for you. I promise. | |
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althom said: theC said: althom said: theC said: BKW
Only you, well maybe me too :LOL:Can you give me a lift theC? I promise not to puke in your car. Alright get in, if you gotta puke stick your head out the window :LOL: Thanks. How do you open the window on these cars?
Ooops. I'll clean that up for you. I promise. THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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theC said: althom said: theC said: althom said: theC said: BKW
Only you, well maybe me too :LOL:Can you give me a lift theC? I promise not to puke in your car. Alright get in, if you gotta puke stick your head out the window :LOL: Thanks. How do you open the window on these cars?
Ooops. I'll clean that up for you. I promise. I love you man! Your the man! I'm not saying that because I'm drunk either. | |
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damn that joke is older than me, I heard that when I was about 6 years old | |
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actually, i never heard this joke before and he actually had me going until i got to the part about the coffin.
naughty bkw | |
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