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Time for - Caption This Picture [img:$uid]http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s102/tricky2_2007/n534965055_93312_8121.jpg[/img:$uid]
Perfect for the Male and Female Perspective..
[Edited 2/17/11 15:22pm] | |
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I swear it fit last time. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Female: Who the hell do you think you're fooling?
Male: Bitch please! I saw you on VH1, this is a body condom!
I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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Uh, Dude that condom in your wallet is expired (3/08) and there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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She thinks I can't fit this thing, we just got out of the pool. Wait until I get hard!!
Ode to Sienfeld.... (Elain) - "It Shrinks?" | |
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I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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[img:$uid]http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s102/tricky2_2007/n534965055_93312_8121.jpg[/img:$uid] Him.. Come on honey it will be a good laugh...
She thinks.... "tucch"...Does he have to leave his clothes on the bed!!...the little prick can't even open the fucking thing..i need a man not a fucking comedian.. | |
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the full body condom, no more cooties from girls! | |
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According to a recent Consumer Protection Agency (CPA) Weekly Health Watch, there abounds expired condoms on the Ghanaian market which cause severe skin irritation on the sex organs of both males and females. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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oh damn, you did not just print numbers on my favourite satin cushion?! If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. | |
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I knew Barbie and Ken were in my drawer again! Um... let me warm up my vocals
Me ME ME ME ME...U U U U U! | |
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"if he think's Im going to kiss him, he's crazy." | |
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