For example to someone who treated you bad and had it coming!

(I know the best revenge is to live well, but where is the fun in that? )

Sewing prawns into his/her curtain hems?

Pouring milk onto the upholstery of his/her car?

Dialling 20 pizzas?

tell me some good ones

I love the scene from the movie "Click" (w/Adam Sandler) when he uses the remote to pause, then slaps the hell out of David Hassalhoff, then presses play....I WOULD USE THE HELL OUT OF THAT FEATURE!!!

raw steak, de-con, family pet.

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whistle said:

F***ing their sister

Yeah fucking someone close to them is probably the one I default to. If it's a woman, fuck her friends. If it's a guy, fuck his mom. You see, fucking his wife would be great and all, but she might not always be his wife. His mom will always be his mom, and thus you will have fucked someone that is always in his life and in his mind.

This is fantasizing of course...

Bulldog said:

I love the scene from the movie "Click" (w/Adam Sandler) when he uses the remote to pause, then slaps the hell out of David Hassalhoff, then presses play....I WOULD USE THE HELL OUT OF THAT FEATURE!!!

When a doctor at work reallllllly pisses me off I dream about hitting them with a bus, so it will look like an accident.

When a particular relative of mine gets pissy with my hubby and I because we live a very good life and she does not, I just remember that living well is the best revenge and it kills her every time.

ZombieKitten said:

For example to someone who treated you bad and had it coming!

(I know the best revenge is to live well, but where is the fun in that? )

Sewing prawns into his/her curtain hems?

Pouring milk onto the upholstery of his/her car?

Dialling 20 pizzas?

tell me some good ones

The worst you can do - cut them off completely, treat them as if they were dead.

OK people! I need FUN ideas please

no more doom and gloom

first i need to bitch about it... then i'll tell u my evil plans!!!!

when i pick up my daughter from school there is this one cow, that gives me the up n down look and then just says hi...

the other day when i walked past her she was with her buddies... i heard her say BOOBS!!!! and they laughed......

so i told this friend of mine, apparently it's a nick name she has given me

i want to go right up to her face and nipple poke her eye balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all... carry on

physco185 said:

first i need to bitch about it... then i'll tell u my evil plans!!!!

when i pick up my daughter from school there is this one cow, that gives me the up n down look and then just says hi...

the other day when i walked past her she was with her buddies... i heard her say BOOBS!!!! and they laughed......

so i told this friend of mine, apparently it's a nick name she has given me

i want to go right up to her face and nipple poke her eye balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all... carry on

that sounds extremely immature

1. her ass is the size of a mack truck

2. so what i can wear revealing tops..... it's not my fault she can't

some of those mums just dont have a life!!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

OK people! I need FUN ideas please

no more doom and gloom

Sew prawns into his mom's beef curtains. Best of both worlds.

physco185 said:

1. her ass is the size of a mack truck

2. so what i can wear revealing tops..... it's not my fault she can't

some of those mums just dont have a life!!!!!!

still, name-calling?

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

OK people! I need FUN ideas please

no more doom and gloom

Sew prawns into his mom's beef curtains. Best of both worlds.

ZombieKitten said:

For example to someone who treated you bad and had it coming!

(I know the best revenge is to live well, but where is the fun in that? )

Sewing prawns into his/her curtain hems?

Pouring milk onto the upholstery of his/her car?

Dialling 20 pizzas?

tell me some good ones

Similar to your milk suggestion, I once read somebody mention pouring milk down inside the car door, you know, sort of hold the seal back from the base of the window, pour milk inside, and there you go. Milk inside the car door. Gets nice and stinky, they gotta pull the door apart to get at it.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

For example to someone who treated you bad and had it coming!

(I know the best revenge is to live well, but where is the fun in that? )

Sewing prawns into his/her curtain hems?

Pouring milk onto the upholstery of his/her car?

Dialling 20 pizzas?

tell me some good ones

Similar to your milk suggestion, I once read somebody mention pouring milk down inside the car door, you know, sort of hold the seal back from the base of the window, pour milk inside, and there you go. Milk inside the car door. Gets nice and stinky, they gotta pull the door apart to get at it.

I put a prawn into a hole in an airplane seat because there was supposed to be a recline button there, but it was missing, just a hole. I had to sit up straight for 12 hours. But this way, they had to fix the seat

Watch "Grumpy Old Men" and "Grumpier Old Men" they have some great ones, like placing a fish in someone's backseat where they won't see it right away, but will smell it soon enough.

Then there's always the classic flaming paper bag of dog poo left on their front step.

Nothinbutjoy said:

Watch "Grumpy Old Men" and "Grumpier Old Men" they have some great ones, like placing a fish in someone's backseat where they won't see it right away, but will smell it soon enough.

Then there's always the classic flaming paper bag of dog poo left on their front step.

ooh! good idea!

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Similar to your milk suggestion, I once read somebody mention pouring milk down inside the car door, you know, sort of hold the seal back from the base of the window, pour milk inside, and there you go. Milk inside the car door. Gets nice and stinky, they gotta pull the door apart to get at it.

I put a prawn into a hole in an airplane seat because there was supposed to be a recline button there, but it was missing, just a hole. I had to sit up straight for 12 hours. But this way, they had to fix the seat

You really have a thing for sewing prawns into stuff, huh?

physco185 said:

first i need to bitch about it... then i'll tell u my evil plans!!!!

when i pick up my daughter from school there is this one cow, that gives me the up n down look and then just says hi...

the other day when i walked past her she was with her buddies... i heard her say BOOBS!!!! and they laughed......

so i told this friend of mine, apparently it's a nick name she has given me

i want to go right up to her face and nipple poke her eye balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all... carry on

That's where living well IS the best revenge. You know that cow would be dressed to the nines if she wasn't the heffer she is. It's PURE jealousy, well deserving of losing eyes to a good nipple poke.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I put a prawn into a hole in an airplane seat because there was supposed to be a recline button there, but it was missing, just a hole. I had to sit up straight for 12 hours. But this way, they had to fix the seat

You really have a thing for sewing prawns into stuff, huh?

Prawns....they're not just for eating.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I put a prawn into a hole in an airplane seat because there was supposed to be a recline button there, but it was missing, just a hole. I had to sit up straight for 12 hours. But this way, they had to fix the seat

You really have a thing for sewing prawns into stuff, huh?

yeah, I don't eat them (don't like them!) so I always have spare ones lying around looking to be put to good use

Nothinbutjoy said:

physco185 said:

first i need to bitch about it... then i'll tell u my evil plans!!!!

when i pick up my daughter from school there is this one cow, that gives me the up n down look and then just says hi...

the other day when i walked past her she was with her buddies... i heard her say BOOBS!!!! and they laughed......

so i told this friend of mine, apparently it's a nick name she has given me

i want to go right up to her face and nipple poke her eye balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all... carry on

That's where living well IS the best revenge. You know that cow would be dressed to the nines if she wasn't the heffer she is. It's PURE jealousy, well deserving of losing eyes to a good nipple poke.

all Physsie needs to do is look and BE awesome, and I'm sure it will keep the cow awake at night!

ZombieKitten said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

That's where living well IS the best revenge. You know that cow would be dressed to the nines if she wasn't the heffer she is. It's PURE jealousy, well deserving of losing eyes to a good nipple poke.

all Physsie needs to do is look and BE awesome, and I'm sure it will keep the cow awake at night!

ture... but revenge including tits is much more fun.....

http://www.youtube.com/wa...page#t=16s

I wanted to drive my ex-bf's beloved cat out to the middle of the woods and leave her there...but of course, I didn't do that.

I ran over her instead.

Just kidding. I did nothing.

JustErin said:

I wanted to drive my ex-bf's beloved cat out to the middle of the woods and leave her there...but of course, I didn't do that.

I ran over her instead.

Just kidding. I did nothing.

it's not the cats fault your ex was an ass!

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

I wanted to drive my ex-bf's beloved cat out to the middle of the woods and leave her there...but of course, I didn't do that.

I ran over her instead.

Just kidding. I did nothing.

it's not the cats fault your ex was an ass!

It's not? Isn't always some other pussy's fault?

JustErin said:

I wanted to drive my ex-bf's beloved cat out to the middle of the woods and leave her there...but of course, I didn't do that.

I ran over her instead.

Just kidding. I did nothing.

Ya. We all know your animal lovin ass didn't run over a cat!

I never did this, but there was one person who I desperately wanted to make a fake take-out menu with the person's home phone number on them, distribute the menus all over NYC, making sure to emphasis the fact that the fake restaurant was open all night for free delivery.

There's also the old subscribe someone to embarassing magazines to be delivered to their house.