February 8, 2011

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A New Mexico woman who thought a grocery-store yogurt sample tasted disgusting apparently was given a semen-tainted dairy product.

Lab tests show the yogurt sample from an Albuquerque Sunflower Farmers Market contained sperm cells and saliva.

Authorities have taken blood and DNA samples from 31-year-old Anthony Garcia, who is suspected of urging the shopper to eat the tainted yogurt on January 25th.

The woman told police she spit out the sample when she tasted it, saying it "tasted like semen." She recalled that a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

Police noted an "extremely nervous" Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt and said he threw it away after the shopper complained.

[Edited 2/16/11 8:45am]

Identity said:

The woman told police she spit out the sample when she tasted it, saying it "tasted like semen."

naughty naughty...

Identity said:

a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

yeah, sure

yuk

XxAxX said:

yuk

gotta agree with you there dear

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

yuk

gotta agree with you there dear

not quite the lowfat treat she was expecting hey

Clearly he had an accomplice....

Identity said:

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February 8, 2011

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A New Mexico woman who thought a grocery-store yogurt sample tasted disgusting apparently was given a semen-tainted dairy product.

Lab tests show the yogurt sample from an Albuquerque Sunflower Farmers Market contained sperm cells and saliva.

Authorities have taken blood and DNA samples from 31-year-old Anthony Garcia, who is suspected of urging the shopper to eat the tainted yogurt on January 25th.

The woman told police she spit out the sample when she tasted it, saying it "tasted like semen." She recalled that a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

Police noted an "extremely nervous" Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt and said he threw it away after the shopper complained.

So whose dick was he sucking before he spit in the yogurt?

That whore knew off the bat if it were Greek variety it would've tasted like ass. duh.

FauxReal said:

Clearly he had an accomplice....

Identity said:

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February 8, 2011

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A New Mexico woman who thought a grocery-store yogurt sample tasted disgusting apparently was given a semen-tainted dairy product.

Lab tests show the yogurt sample from an Albuquerque Sunflower Farmers Market contained sperm cells and saliva.

Authorities have taken blood and DNA samples from 31-year-old Anthony Garcia, who is suspected of urging the shopper to eat the tainted yogurt on January 25th.

The woman told police she spit out the sample when she tasted it, saying it "tasted like semen." She recalled that a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

Police noted an "extremely nervous" Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt and said he threw it away after the shopper complained.

So whose dick was he sucking before he spit in the yogurt?

She recalled that a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

Are you blind?? UM...The store manager's.

johnart said:

FauxReal said:

Clearly he had an accomplice....

So whose dick was he sucking before he spit in the yogurt?

She recalled that a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

Are you blind?? UM...The store manager's.

Excellent work, Nancy Drew!

Efan said:

johnart said:

She recalled that a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

Are you blind?? UM...The store manager's.

Excellent work, Nancy Drew!

johnart said:

FauxReal said:

Clearly he had an accomplice....

So whose dick was he sucking before he spit in the yogurt?

She recalled that a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

Are you blind?? UM...The store manager's.

Maybe I assumed she went to a female manager figuring she'd more likely be able to confirm that this yogurt was in fact, Sperm n Germ flavor.

FauxReal said:

johnart said:

She recalled that a store manager told her the off-taste was because the yogurt was of the Greek variety.

Are you blind?? UM...The store manager's.

Maybe I assumed she went to a female manager figuring she'd more likely be able to confirm that this yogurt was in fact, Sperm n Germ flavor.

You assumed Garcia had been suckin dick, but that a woman manager would be the one more likely to confirm sperm flavor.

Dumbass.

johnart said:

FauxReal said:

Maybe I assumed she went to a female manager figuring she'd more likely be able to confirm that this yogurt was in fact, Sperm n Germ flavor.

You assumed Garcia had been suckin dick, but that a woman manager would be the one more likely to confirm sperm flavor.

Dumbass.

Good point...

Edi>

[Edited 2/16/11 8:45am]

Updated: Semen in Yogurt Linked To Store Worker

Feb 2011

Police have matched DNA taken from a 31-year-old man to semen found in a yogurt sample that was offered at an Albuquerque grocery store.

Albuquerque Police Department spokeswoman Trish Hoffman said an investigation is continuing but the man faces a potential charge for battery.

Hoffman says Food and Drug Administration authorities are also looking into the case and might pursue a federal felony charge for food tampering.

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