From answers.com:

Mistress Day is February 13th, the day before Valentine's Day, which straying men set aside to spend with the mistress since they will spend February 14th with the wife.

Anyone here celebrate it?

[Edited 2/14/11 13:35pm]

That thread will fail .

Now I know why I got dinner and balloons last year! GTFO

Serious said:

That thread will fail .

You're right. Orgers will admit a lot of things, but not this.

sextonseven said:

Serious said:

That thread will fail .

You're right. Orgers will admit a lot of things, but not this.

when is steak and blow job day again?

ZombieKitten said:

when is steak and blow job day again?

every odd numbered day.

HotGritz said:

ZombieKitten said:

when is steak and blow job day again?

every odd numbered day.

or is it if your licence plate or house number is odd? or is that buying petrol or plant watering I keep getting things like that mixed up.

i posted this in my other thread....

but - it will be better here....

Confucius says Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

The good thing about VDAY is it's all man's work. Women don't have to do anything but accept a nice gift.

so it begs the question...

for those female orgers who have men ( or women) on the side...what did your jump off get you for valentines day?

HotGritz said:

The good thing about VDAY is it's all man's work. Women don't have to do anything but accept a nice gift.

so it begs the question...

for those female orgers who have men ( or women) on the side...what did your jump off get you for valentines day?

which is code for head, isn't it

ZombieKitten said:

HotGritz said:

The good thing about VDAY is it's all man's work. Women don't have to do anything but accept a nice gift.

so it begs the question...

for those female orgers who have men ( or women) on the side...what did your jump off get you for valentines day?

which is code for head, isn't it

ahahaha....well now that you mention it

WTF!! My man said, he went to the sto' last night Does it take an hour to go to the sto'?

I think Steak and Blowjob day is March 14th to answer the most important question posed in this thread.

[Edited 2/14/11 14:50pm]

TD3 said:

WTF!! My man said, he went to the sto' last night Does it take an hour to go to the sto'?

Milk and fish patties must have been on sale

FauxReal said:

I think Steak and Blowjob day is March 14th to answer the most important question posed in this thread.

thank you dear will mark it in my diary

HotGritz said:

TD3 said:

WTF!! My man said, he went to the sto' last night Does it take an hour to go to the sto'?

Milk and fish patties must have been on sale

Oh, hell naw!

The "romantic dinner" planned for this evening, ain't gonna be sooooooooooo romantic.

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

I think Steak and Blowjob day is March 14th to answer the most important question posed in this thread.

thank you dear will mark it in my diary

You are a great woman.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

thank you dear will mark it in my diary

You are a great woman.

you know it doesn't JUST happen once a year

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

You are a great woman.

you know it doesn't JUST happen once a year

That's good because the Steak and Blowjob combo deserves its own Awareness Month at the very least.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

you know it doesn't JUST happen once a year

That's good because the Steak and Blowjob combo deserves its own Awareness Month at the very least.

I think he'd be sick of my rubbery steaks after one dinner

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

That's good because the Steak and Blowjob combo deserves its own Awareness Month at the very least.

I think he'd be sick of my rubbery steaks after one dinner

Serve 'dessert' first.

HotGritz said:

The good thing about VDAY is it's all man's work. Women don't have to do anything but accept a nice gift.

so it begs the question...

for those female orgers who have men ( or women) on the side...what did your jump off get you for valentines day?

Is there a separate day for this too?

sextonseven said:

HotGritz said:

The good thing about VDAY is it's all man's work. Women don't have to do anything but accept a nice gift.

so it begs the question...

for those female orgers who have men ( or women) on the side...what did your jump off get you for valentines day?

Is there a separate day for this too?

It's today between the hours of 11am and 6pm

HotGritz said:

sextonseven said:

Is there a separate day for this too?

It's today between the hours of 11am and 6pm

So the women can fit both their men in on the 14th, but the men have to see their other women on a separate day? Women are better at multitasking apparently.

sextonseven said:

HotGritz said:

It's today between the hours of 11am and 6pm

So the women can fit both their men in on the 14th, but the men have to see their other women on a separate day? Women are better at multitasking apparently.

Oh I have a comment about that but I will refrain.

sextonseven said:

HotGritz said:

It's today between the hours of 11am and 6pm

So the women can fit both their men in on the 14th, but the men have to see their other women on a separate day? Women are better at multitasking apparently.

It's because blowjobs don't require time for foreplay and cuddling and can be done while the steak is cooking.

HotGritz said:

sextonseven said:

So the women can fit both their men in on the 14th, but the men have to see their other women on a separate day? Women are better at multitasking apparently.

Oh I have a comment about that but I will refrain.

I love it! I did a similar thread a few years ago over in the "Music: Non-Prince" section called "Valentine's for Whores" and posted "If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right" by Millie Jackson where she breaks it down and talks about the holidays coming around and how the other woman has to wait until after the holidays to get hers.

Yes, I can definately relate to that because a lot of us gay men have to wait to get the dick after the holidays also because he's too busy giving it to that wife or girlfriend on the actual holiday. Oh, the life and times of whores honey and the shit we have to deal with.