He who plays with self, pulls boner

and these....

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

come on.... post your confucious

Better a handsom man with little money than an ugly man with lots of change

He with the biggest hose, waters all the grass

Beauty is everywhere but not everyone beholds it

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

orgers who no post r wankers

physco185 said:

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

orgers who no post r wankers

a heavenly dog seldom speaks and when he does he has nothing to say

Ones my kids laughed at

Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger

Man who farts in church must sit in his own pew

Person who point finger at others soon find own finger up own bumhole

Never get old

have dick will ride

female...she is shopping.

two dog make for bad cat fight

Man who put cream in tart

Not necessarily baker...

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.

Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

XxAxX said:

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.

Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

I'm speechless dear.

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

stuff

I'm speechless dear. Happy Spankentine's Day

the same to you, dear

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

EmeraldSkies said:

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

woman that fly upside down, crack up

HotGritz said:

EmeraldSkies said:

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

Man with flat feet walks a hard road.

What burns your tongue today, may burn your ass tomorrow.

Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man are very much alike... both get to smell
the goods, but neither one can eat it.

Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration.

EmeraldSkies said:

Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man are very much alike... both get to smell
the goods, but neither one can eat it.

Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration.

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! stoopid!

I remember this one from High School.

Confucious Says: Virgin like balloon, one Prick and all gone.