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Eddie Murphy - Family Cookout
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I know that entire skit by heart.
The funniest shit my 9 year old ass had ever seen back in 83.   She has robes and she has monkeys, lazy diamond studded flunkies.... | |
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Eddie at his best. Goonie goo goo | |
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"Lillian!! The bitch fell down the stairs again!".  I have all my 80's babies that are over watch Delirious! Passing the torch! | |
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I can't stop laughing. I'm 'bout to pass out!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Oh Lord Jesus, Lord Jesus help me please......
Andy is a four letter word. | |
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That's my second favorite line. My favorite is....
It's my house...and if you don't like it....get the fuck out! Andy is a four letter word. | |
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My favorite part was when he imitated his stepdad going at him for the dog:
"I know you're seven, I know you're seven but you'll be a seven-years-old, walking the dog, no house motherfucker."
And then the ending:
"You can take your fat, hairy white mustache bitch out the fuck, you can take the dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and take these hairy Angela Davis-wearing motherfuckers and put them in the Guni-Gu-Gu mobile and get the fuck out and if my wife don't like it she can get the fuck out too (Lillian throws shoe and misses) YOU MISS ME BITCH!"
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"Dont bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus...with my chi-dren. The bitch cant talk, she cant walk a flight of steps. She's not trained well, Gus...she cannot walk the steps. I'll bet she climbs the fuck out of a tree though, doesnt she, Gus? Doesnt she?"
Gets me everytime! She has robes and she has monkeys, lazy diamond studded flunkies.... | |
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Eddie was a brilliant comedian!
We missed out on some great comedy because he decided he no longer wanted to do stand up.
Chris Rock is very funny too but Chapelle came the closest to Eddie's genius.
Where is Chapelle now anyway?? | |
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He's still doing stand-up, it's just more underground now. He got tired of celebrity life. | |
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Chapelle refused to sell his soul for wealth & fame. The man was the hottest comedian on the planet. He had the highest selling dvd. The most popular cable t.v. show ever. All of a sudden the man just vanished into thin air. He's only getting underground & college gigs. Chapelle spoke about the hidden powers in HOLLYWOOD, on the Oprah show, and in various other interviews. When he turned down $50million the media labled him a crackhead & Chapelle said people need to ask the question why he turned down the $50million He said theres lots of sick evil shit in HOLLYWOOD. Even Oprah checked him in his first interview on her show. He was just about to spill the beans when Oprah said, WATCH IT! BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY! Now if that aint a red flag I don't know what is. If you search the net you'll find Chapelle giving out hints. He's not going to put out the whole truth in fear of his family's safety. If you want to get into the $50million club. You got to play their game. SELL YOUR SOUL!
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