But, being payday, instead of going home,

he stayed out the entire weekend partying

with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night,

he was confronted by a very angry wife and was

barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him,

"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough

where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Love it !

Hahahahahaha!

Happy Friday!

disclaimer: spousal abuse is not actually 'funny'.

[Edited 2/11/11 3:17am]

and she said...

"The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Great one

Happy Friday Funkhoney!

Mr KingBad....

no offence...........

but just cause most of us r in our 40's does not mean we r going blind!!!!

physco185 said:

Mr KingBad....

no offence...........

but just cause most of us r in our 40's does not mean we r going blind!!!!

there is no mr before my name,

don't be offensive...

KingBAD said:

physco185 said:

Mr KingBad....

no offence...........

but just cause most of us r in our 40's does not mean we r going blind!!!!

there is no mr before my name,

don't be offensive...

yes sir

I told my mom this joke ; it's funny.