Valium edit.

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Great sense of humor (can make me laugh)

Intellect

Peen

Respects himself and others

I think most women know what they want. It's just that all too often they settle for "almost".

Loyal (friends & family)

Sense of humor (perpetual grumpiness not allowed)

Prudent (good common sense)

Handy (skilled)

Affectionate (non-clingy variety)

Patient (it's obvious)

PurpleJedi said:

FrenchGuy said:

I don't think women actually know EXACTLY what they want from a man.

Pretty much sums it all up.

Life is different than Hollywood. Perfection does not exist. Too many women are looking for that knight in shining armor to come knocking with his open heart in one hand and a 12" c*ck in the other. Men aren't programmed to be that. Newsflash-! If you find that perfect guy; the one who loves romantic walks on the beach and puppy dogs and buys you flowers every week and makes a million dollars and drives a nice car and looks like Brad Pitt and benches 400 pounds and doesn't fart and does laundry and pays the bills and paints your toenails and wants kids and can be a good father and remembers your anniversary and can dance and can cook and can screw you with his 12" c*ck until you're left quivering in a hot, sweaty mess every night...GUESS WHAT...you'd be one of MANY he'd be doing that to. It's just the nature of the beast.

But again, in real life, that person doesn't exist. We all have imperfections and we all make adjustments for the one we LOVE. That one person who'll be there through thick & thin, through good and through bad. The last perfect Man to have walked the earth had the Almighty as his father...and He was smart enough to not get married.

I don't think anyone asked for that shit on this thread

go look at my list, pretty good, eh?

ZombieKitten said:

PurpleJedi said:

angry rant

I don't think anyone asked for that shit on this thread

go look at my list, pretty good, eh?

Sorry...very, very bad day.

But yes your list is good.

I just typed out a paragraph and erased it. I realized that it was going nowhere -- mostly in circles. I don't KNOW what I want from a man, simply because I've had men from all different walks of life, and liked them all for different reasons. I've come to the conclusion that no one is 'perfect', and to think that I'd find someone that met all the ideal criteria that I expect is naive. Therefore...

I want a man who overall makes me happy.

PurpleJedi said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't think anyone asked for that shit on this thread

go look at my list, pretty good, eh?

Sorry...very, very bad day.

But yes your list is good.

I want a partner in crime! Someone who has fun with me, who laughs at all my jokes (and vice versa)

I don't think I am asking for the moon

this deserves a sister thread. plus i'm kinda bored.

Has anyone mentioned reformed alcoholic with most of his own teeth....

Breathing.

mcmeekle said:

Has anyone mentioned reformed alcoholic with most of his own teeth....

that

also:

bathes regularly

doesn't fart/burp in public and make jokes about it

won't do that thing where i go to open the car door and he playfully drives forward three feet. and again. and, again.

doesn't eat all my french fries while i'm getting us napkins.

won't ask the waitress who brings our meal for her number 'just in case'

refrains from snoring loudly during the movie.

doesn't nargue that turning underwear inside out is the same as washing it

remembers not to forget his wallet all the time

XxAxX said:

mcmeekle said:

Has anyone mentioned reformed alcoholic with most of his own teeth....

that

also:

bathes regularly

doesn't fart/burp in public and make jokes about it

won't do that thing where i go to open the car door and he playfully drives forward three feet. and again. and, again.

doesn't eat all my french fries while i'm getting us napkins.

won't ask the waitress who brings our meal for her number 'just in case'

refrains from snoring loudly during the movie.

doesn't nargue that turning underwear inside out is the same as washing it

remembers not to forget his wallet all the time

mcmeekle said:

Has anyone mentioned reformed alcoholic with most of his own teeth....

How about if the teeth are on lay away and not as much as a reformed alcoholic, but just out of alcohol...

kewlschool said:

mcmeekle said:

Has anyone mentioned reformed alcoholic with most of his own teeth....

How about if the teeth are on lay away and not as much as a reformed alcoholic, but just out of alcohol...

Functioning alcoholic with plenty of teeth seeks like-minded woman for fun and friendship.....

Acrylic said:

I just typed out a paragraph and erased it. I realized that it was going nowhere -- mostly in circles. I don't KNOW what I want from a man, simply because I've had men from all different walks of life, and liked them all for different reasons. I've come to the conclusion that no one is 'perfect', and to think that I'd find someone that met all the ideal criteria that I expect is naive. Therefore...

I want a man who overall makes me happy.

Yeah that's what it's about. And I have to love him and he has to love me. As I don't fall in love often that's enough requirements already .

I might have to cross big dick off my list. A dude sent me a pic of his and ooh wee it was ugly!!!

DE muhfuckin LETE!

Honestly, I can't believe some chicks rode on that thing.

ZombieKitten said:

PurpleJedi said:

Pretty much sums it all up.

Life is different than Hollywood. Perfection does not exist. Too many women are looking for that knight in shining armor to come knocking with his open heart in one hand and a 12" c*ck in the other. Men aren't programmed to be that. Newsflash-! If you find that perfect guy; the one who loves romantic walks on the beach and puppy dogs and buys you flowers every week and makes a million dollars and drives a nice car and looks like Brad Pitt and benches 400 pounds and doesn't fart and does laundry and pays the bills and paints your toenails and wants kids and can be a good father and remembers your anniversary and can dance and can cook and can screw you with his 12" c*ck until you're left quivering in a hot, sweaty mess every night...GUESS WHAT...you'd be one of MANY he'd be doing that to. It's just the nature of the beast.

But again, in real life, that person doesn't exist. We all have imperfections and we all make adjustments for the one we LOVE. That one person who'll be there through thick & thin, through good and through bad. The last perfect Man to have walked the earth had the Almighty as his father...and He was smart enough to not get married.

aww shit, that's funny!

Today I ahd lunch with that same female colleague (whose motto is "Men are all dogs... Well, actually worse than dogs, at least dogs are faithful animals! ) and a male co-worker.

She brought the topic again. She was complaining that men are no longer gentlemen. They'd barely hold the door for you, won't propose to help you without asking you out awkwardly, they are not into courtship anymore, they want the whole thing ASAP...

honesty is definately number one

affectionate

funny

financially secure ( i am done giving out money)

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some one who is not scared

or jealous

I want someone REAL…

That I can hold and touch

Some one I can share a laugh with

Some one who loves to go shoe and Bra shopping

Some one who loves to watch a lightening storm

Some one who would never hurt me

Some one I can masturbate in front of… not to the thought of

Someone that likes nudity as much as me

Some one who likes to go 4 long walks

Someone who appreciates nature like I do

Some one I can lay near

Some one I can shower with

Some one I can ride all night

Some one who likes to be woken up just for sex

Some one who likes to experiment

A martian perhaps??????

someone with a personality similar to mine

wish me luck cause i'm gonna need it

i'll end up alone i know it

They have to be into me. It is a MUST. If I feel for one moment that I am "just O,K." for now I am not into them any more. I seem to love to try and be a man's inspiration. If I am just "better than nothing" I flatline so to speak. I am a natural entertainer I think and need to feel like the man loves having me around.