chocolate1 said:

I don't blame you... waxing is overrated. Frida worked that look, too, Honey.

Aww, speaking of facial hair, there's this lady back at the old town we lived in who works at the post office. She's so pretty...except for the Morgan Freeman mustache.

I just know she's pentecostal.

OOH I bet that baby got a real big brain.

omg, that is the most exquisite combover i've ever seen

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

I don't blame you... waxing is overrated. Frida worked that look, too, Honey.

Aww, speaking of facial hair, there's this lady back at the old town we lived in who works at the post office. She's so pretty...except for the Morgan Freeman mustache.

I just know she's pentecostal.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Aww, speaking of facial hair, there's this lady back at the old town we lived in who works at the post office. She's so pretty...except for the Morgan Freeman mustache.

I just know she's pentecostal.

I wish I was joking. She asked First Class or Priority and I almost answered in tongues.

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

I wish I was joking. She asked First Class or Priority and I almost answered in tongues.

When I see a woman with a big ole Mark Twain 'stache, I have trouble not staring.

[url]http://www.womenwithmustaches.com/

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

I don't blame you... waxing is overrated. Frida worked that look, too, Honey.

Aww, speaking of facial hair, there's this lady back at the old town we lived in who works at the post office. She's so pretty...except for the Morgan Freeman mustache.

I just know she's pentecostal.

Pentecostal? Aren't those the more flaming Cher worshippers?

Baptists are cooler...

http://www.landoverbaptis...overs.html

You know? You're absolutely right about not wearing a bra. I love the way your breasts frame that beautiful belt buckle.

chocolate1 said:

I don't blame you... waxing is overrated. Frida worked that look, too, Honey.

At least your legs will be warm, and think of what you'll save in hose.

johnart said:

It's that Indian hair in your mole? It's so silky and shiny.

I hate you so much.

I love how you used every color on the eyeshadow palette when most people would've stuck to just two or three. It makes you YOU!

Vendetta1 said:

johnart said:

It's that Indian hair in your mole? It's so silky and shiny.

I hate you so much.

Bitch you luuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh me!

johnart said:

You know? You're absolutely right about not wearing a bra. I love the way your breasts frame that beautiful belt buckle.

johnart said:

You know? You're absolutely right about not wearing a bra. I love the way your breasts frame that beautiful belt buckle.

You're smart to wear a tracksuit all the time. It makes you look active while you eat and shop.

I didn't even notice the large fries. That Diet Coke does make you look slimmer.

your muffin top does great job of hiding your ugly belt

dont worry, people with floating eyes have great peripheral vision( i have a floating eye by the way )

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over weight people make the best waiters ( this is true!)

I thought this was going to be another photowhore thread.

JustErin said:

I thought this was going to be another photowhore thread.

JustErin said:

I thought this was going to be another photowhore thread.

I'm not against the inclusion of pics that illustrate the compliments.

Random internet stuff tho. No orgers, please.

You are as talented as Kesha.

sp

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you have a distinctive nose plus i am sure you have an excellent sense of smell

My your hair looks lovely, although normally that look is reserved for poodles-but on you it looks great.

I can tell you tear the town up on Halloween.

you look great! I didn't throw up when you came in!

i know we've met b4... i just cant remember your name just your face

You don't have a big head... just a really little face.

paintedlady said:

You don't have a big head... just a really little face.

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