I mean, seriously. I've been sitting here with a sore throat for three hours (half of the workday, so far) because some stupid bitch co-worker decided she needed to shower in perfume at her desk. I mean, she literally sat there and sprayed it all over herself.

Tomorrow, I'm bringing in a fan and, if it happens again, I'm blowin' that stench right back at her. Moron.

i worked with a gal like that. she wore the most godawful scent, and it stayed in rooms she'd been in long after she left them. it was an unpleasant musky scent, like... moss or something.

This is very "green" and chemical-smelling. It smells cheap - and it isn't mellowing down at all.

Mace her in the face with this:

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^ So tempting!

AFTABYRTH!!!!

STEEL VAGINA!!!

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would febreeze work?

BlackAdder7 said:

Xx wears pepperoni perfume. talk about a nose treat!

tonight i'm wearing mozzarella cheese perfume.

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

Xx wears pepperoni perfume. talk about a nose treat!

tonight i'm wearing mozzarella cheese perfume.

you know how to stir the cauldron my little one, don't you

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

Xx wears pepperoni perfume. talk about a nose treat!

tonight i'm wearing mozzarella cheese perfume.

what about parmesan

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

tonight i'm wearing mozzarella cheese perfume.

what about parmesan

with a touch of olive oil scent who needs chanel?

Burn some popcorn in the office. Toss the bag (kernels and burnt remnants and all) in the trash nearest her desk. That should make you guys even.

FauxReal said:

Burn some popcorn in the office. Toss the bag (kernels and burnt remnants and all) in the trash nearest her desk. That should make you guys even.

*writes that one down*

Just punch her in the face.

im surprised people still do this in the workplace. id be pissed. i get instant migraines when i smell strong purfume...

Cough and complain that you can't breathe... I'm a bitch, I usually get like

"What the hell is that damn smell? Its awful!" :coughing relentlessly:

ooh ooh!! I got a good one!!!

Barf on her or her desk!!

RenHoek said:

ooh ooh!! I got a good one!!!

Barf on her or her desk!!

RenHoek said:

ooh ooh!! I got a good one!!!

Barf on her or her desk!!

Excellent suggestions, all!

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

tonight i'm wearing mozzarella cheese perfume.

you know how to stir my cauldron my little one, don't you

it's hard to resist your cauldron, dear

johnart said:

Mace her in the face with this:

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Soak an old sock in milk that has been sitting out for a week. Drop it behind one of her desk drawers so it's in the desk cabinet behind the drawer. I've done this to someone before, and it isn't pleasant.

Poiple said:

Soak an old sock in milk that has been sitting out for a week. Drop it behind one of her desk drawers so it's in the desk cabinet behind the drawer. I've done this to someone before, and it isn't pleasant.

i don't condone revenge tactics, unless motivated by sheer self defense and to prevent further attacks.

that being said, if a bottle of garlic juice were to accidentally spill under her desk.....

Poiple said:

Soak an old sock in milk that has been sitting out for a week. Drop it behind one of her desk drawers so it's in the desk cabinet behind the drawer. I've done this to someone before, and it isn't pleasant.

Evil!!

Poiple said:

Soak an old sock in milk that has been sitting out for a week. Drop it behind one of her desk drawers so it's in the desk cabinet behind the drawer. I've done this to someone before, and it isn't pleasant.

sewing prawns into curtain hems is my favourite!

if she has a gas-lift chair, when she's not there, lift the seat up and pop one into the cavity

ZombieKitten said:

Poiple said:

Soak an old sock in milk that has been sitting out for a week. Drop it behind one of her desk drawers so it's in the desk cabinet behind the drawer. I've done this to someone before, and it isn't pleasant.

sewing prawns into curtain hems is my favourite!

if she has a gas-lift chair, when she's not there, lift the seat up and pop one into the cavity

Dang, you people surprise me. Such rudeness.

Why don't you just tell her that much perfume causes problems, and ask her if she would cut back?

RodeoSchro said:

Dang, you people surprise me. Such rudeness.

Why don't you just tell her that much perfume causes problems, and ask her if she would cut back?

Because when my eyes are watering, my throat is burning and I'm on the verge of a migraine because of someone else's asshole-ish behavior, I don't feel particularly charitable.