SCNDLS said:

Here are some extra comments from the BB Jumpoffs

Roman, Tami

Shaunie: We’re cool with Tami, we think… Tami, I talk to her sometimes through BBM. I check on her because her mom’s been sick and things like that and she’ll run some business stuff by me sometimes.

WTF is up with this we mess?

Damn, these 3 chicks act like they can't eat unless one of the other ones holds the fork to their lips Do they ever have an individual thought or action independent of each other

morningsong said:

SCNDLS said:

Wait, what is this Bevery Hill Fabulous madness??? For real, make it stop.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/...ries.jhtml

Huh, what?! Ummmm this dude (and I'm using the term LOOSE-LY!) was married to Jackee???? Chile look-a herre . . .

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Yeah, been seeing those commercials, and I’m like, no I can’t. I’m behind now as it is tryin’ to catch up. Missing bits & pieces of Miami HWs, what I have seen hasn’t hooked me in yet, missin’ bits & pieces of OC but I’m getting hooked in this season Gretchen’s got her claws out, can’t blame her I’m still mad about what Tamara did to her that was some of the nastiest mess I’ve ever seen, Vicki crazy I think she’s heading full speed ahead to her midlife crisis. I hate her and Don didn’t make it, he seemed like such a decent guy, looks like he was smart enough not to go and adopt her kids in the beginning it sounded off and cold at first but now maybe he knew more then he let on. And Celebrity Apprentice I haven’t seen a second of it yet, but I’m dying to after reading what y’all wrote in here. My reality tv dance card is full let alone my attention span, I just can’t, no really…okay, maybe I’ll sneak in a smidgen, it is hair and it’s fabulous, so…yeah possibly.

Toya sans Tiny coming back, oh well she’s the one I liked anyway. NY HWs coming soon. Heard Kandi on her show say that Atlanta’s going back to filming early so they’ll be back sooner than normal. Then there’s DC, and BH is definitely coming back sooner. You know there’s a new one on the back burner somewhere, wait isn’t there a Texas one out there somewhere? This is becoming a vicious cycle.

*reads what HotGritz said*

Wait.? What? Jackee was married to who and they did wha’ for who…uh uh…, aw hell I’m in.

Chile, resistance is FUTILE!

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

Here are some extra comments from the BB Jumpoffs

Roman, Tami

Shaunie: We’re cool with Tami, we think… Tami, I talk to her sometimes through BBM. I check on her because her mom’s been sick and things like that and she’ll run some business stuff by me sometimes.

WTF is up with this we mess?

Damn, these 3 chicks act like they can't eat unless one of the other ones holds the fork to their lips Do they ever have an individual thought or action independent of each other

It's a HIVE mind!

SCNDLS said:

While we talking about ho-ish, gold digging behavior, how come nobody has called Shaunie out for bouncing on her then husband when she got at Shaq?

...and wasn't he Shaq's manager? and she was fuckin' the personal trainer AND had another dude on the side who's lifestyle SHE was paying for with Shaq's money

Homegirl is far from the moral standard

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

Poor Suzie has a horsehead, and that lisp . . .

Tami and Royce definitely stepped their game up with their look AND behavior. Them other cluckers looked silly. When Eve went in on Royce's hair, dress and shoes it was so junior high, not even high school

With them busted ass white shoes!

Really? While you wearing wearing some House of Dereon rejects

and I told you already, she looks like Lady Elaine Fairchild

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somebody do a side by side comparison because it's uncanny

and something about Jennifer's face.....I don't know what it is....but something about her face is REALLY unattractive... maybe it's her upper lip or whatever, but it's like a hidden ugliness about her face.....

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HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Wait, what is this Bevery Hill Fabulous madness??? For real, make it stop.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/...ries.jhtml

Huh, what?! Ummmm this dude (and I'm using the term LOOSE-LY!) was married to Jackee???? Chile look-a herre . . .

[Edited 3/15/11 11:31am]

Girl dat news old! Jackee was married to this gay refugee from Earf, Wint & Fiyah in the early part of the decade. They adopted some boy and then they split up and I think he got the boy () and now they back together living under the same roof for the sake of their son.

Uh huh...I see you grimacing ova der.

Blondie is a trip tho...he had me dying when he sent all his potential assistants packing!

Oh and speaking of madness. Did you see Love & Hip Hop? Now that's about to be some low budget BBW hot mess. These jump offs and side pieces think they runnin' thangs! Next thing you know they're gonna be holding public office. End of days!!!!!

Just saw Beverly Hills Fabulous, they coulda just named it "Beauty Shop 5" or "Miss Nora's Salon 3" because it reminds me of both of those movies and ole Elgin doin' his best to pay tribute to Nick Ashford and Verdine White, ain't he ?

Either that or they were separated at birth. Every time Elgin comes onscreen all I hear in my head is Earth Wind & Fire singin' 'Geta-way'

Now Love & Hip Hop? That was a lil too low rent for me; I felt like there was too much of a generation gap between the show's personalities and mine too, so I don't know if I can hang on to this one. That poor girl who's with Fabulous...good lord.

BB Wives

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Girl dat news old! Jackee was married to this gay refugee from Earf, Wint & Fiyah in the early part of the decade. They adopted some boy and then they split up and I think he got the boy () and now they back together living under the same roof for the sake of their son.

Uh huh...I see you grimacing ova der.

Blondie is a trip tho...he had me dying when he sent all his potential assistants packing!

Oh and speaking of madness. Did you see Love & Hip Hop? Now that's about to be some low budget BBW hot mess. These jump offs and side pieces think they runnin' thangs! Next thing you know they're gonna be holding public office. End of days!!!!!

Just saw Beverly Hills Fabulous, they coulda just named it "Beauty Shop 5" or "Miss Nora's Salon 3" because it reminds me of both of those movies and ole Elgin doin' his best to pay tribute to Nick Ashford and Verdine White, ain't he ?

Either that or they were separated at birth. Every time Elgin comes onscreen all I hear in my head is Earth Wind & Fire singin' 'Geta-way'

Now Love & Hip Hop? That was a lil too low rent for me; I felt like there was too much of a generation gap between the show's personalities and mine too, so I don't know if I can hang on to this one. That poor girl who's with Fabulous...good lord.

x10,000 It's gon rain on yo head!

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Girl dat news old! Jackee was married to this gay refugee from Earf, Wint & Fiyah in the early part of the decade. They adopted some boy and then they split up and I think he got the boy () and now they back together living under the same roof for the sake of their son.

Uh huh...I see you grimacing ova der.

Blondie is a trip tho...he had me dying when he sent all his potential assistants packing!

Oh and speaking of madness. Did you see Love & Hip Hop? Now that's about to be some low budget BBW hot mess. These jump offs and side pieces think they runnin' thangs! Next thing you know they're gonna be holding public office. End of days!!!!!

Just saw Beverly Hills Fabulous, they coulda just named it "Beauty Shop 5" or "Miss Nora's Salon 3" because it reminds me of both of those movies and ole Elgin doin' his best to pay tribute to Nick Ashford and Verdine White, ain't he ?

Either that or they were separated at birth. Every time Elgin comes onscreen all I hear in my head is Earth Wind & Fire singin' 'Geta-way'

Now Love & Hip Hop? That was a lil too low rent for me; I felt like there was too much of a generation gap between the show's personalities and mine too, so I don't know if I can hang on to this one. That poor girl who's with Fabulous...good lord.

Forget chu Ottie! I been trynna figure out who this fool reminded me of and you've nailed it . . . I'm shamed to say.

JUST LET YOUR SOUL GLOW...JUST LET IT SHINE THROUGH...JUST LET YOUR SOULLLL GLOW BAYBAY....FEELIN' OH SO SILKY SMOOOTH!!!

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HotGritz said:

JUST LET YOUR SOUL GLOW...JUST LET IT SHINE THROUGH...JUST LET YOUR SOULLLL GLOW BAYBAY....FEELIN' OH SO SILKY SMOOOTH!!!

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HotGritz said:

JUST LET YOUR SOUL GLOW...JUST LET IT SHINE THROUGH...JUST LET YOUR SOULLLL GLOW BAYBAY....FEELIN' OH SO SILKY SMOOOTH!!!

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Your signature!

Adisa said:

HotGritz said:

JUST LET YOUR SOUL GLOW...JUST LET IT SHINE THROUGH...JUST LET YOUR SOULLLL GLOW BAYBAY....FEELIN' OH SO SILKY SMOOOTH!!!

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Your signature!

That damn Tami is one quotable bitch

I may have to compile a list of her greatest hits.

DANCE! BOOGIE WONDERLAAANNNDD...HA...HA.....DANCE.......BOOGIE WONDER LAAAAAAANNNNDDD!!!

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Adisa said:

HotGritz said:

JUST LET YOUR SOUL GLOW...JUST LET IT SHINE THROUGH...JUST LET YOUR SOULLLL GLOW BAYBAY....FEELIN' OH SO SILKY SMOOOTH!!!

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Your signature!

Loving me some Tami right now. In a small way, she reminds me of myself and a couple aunties. Only thing, is Tami need to get lit b4 she hit a bitch. I just need to not like ya ass.

SCNDLS said:

Adisa said:

Your signature!

That damn Tami is one quotable bitch

I may have to compile a list of her greatest hits.

Tami should have her own show. I don't know if she's still interested in acting or music. But she should get her own show centered on trying to put her life back tgether again. Damn those boring ass broads on BB Wives. Tam should go solo on their asses.

Adisa said:

SCNDLS said:

That damn Tami is one quotable bitch

I may have to compile a list of her greatest hits.

Tami should have her own show. I don't know if she's still interested in acting or music. But she should get her own show centered on trying to put her life back tgether again. Damn those boring ass broads on BB Wives. Tam should go solo on their asses.

True, but she needs an ensemble so she can get buckwild on occassion. Regarding Food Stamp-gate was she saying she was on food stamps AFTER divorcing Kenny or as a child?

NVM

Being married to a professional basketball player may have its perks, but the glitz wears off eventually. Just ask ‘Basketball Wives’ newest star, Tami Roman. She divorced NBA player Kenny Anderson after six years of marriage when rumors of his infidelity surfaced. She bolted — even though their prenuptial agreement left her without a dime. She was forced to use food stamps to care for their two daughters — recently denying reports that she ended up with half of his assets.

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How did a prenup keep her from getting some kinda settlement after 6 years of marriage???

Okay, looks like she just walked away when she found out about the cheating.

And he's broker than a mug now.

And how she go from Tami Akbar to Tami Roman???

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Wait, something ain't right with these stories . . .

Top 10 Athletes Who Should Have Hired a Good Accountant

6. Kenny Anderson

Most people assume the term “allowance” is usually specifically related to money given to a child each month. Kenny Anderson took it to another level, admitting that part of his budget included $10,000 per month for what he dubbed “hanging out money.”

Unfortunately, that money was for his own hanging out expenses, not his kids’ (of which the former NBA point guard has seven), because unpaid child support is just one of the reasons Anderson went broke after making around $60 million in his 14-year career with the Nets, Hornets, Blazers, Celtics, Sonics, Pacers, Hawks and Clippers. Anderson had monthly expenses of around $41,000 in all, including payments on eight cars, a Beverly Hills home and constant monetary gifts to friends and family.

Another turning point for Anderson’s finances was when he married Tami Akbar (now Tami Roman, pictured), a former cast member on The Real World: Los Angeles. Tami filed for divorce from Anderson in 1998 citing infidelity and successfully challenged a $5.8 million pre-nuptial agreement.

Roman, who had her jaw wired shut to lose weight while on The Real World, was awarded a large amount of Anderson’s assets as a result of the divorce. To celebrate she had a vanity license plate made reading “HISCASH”. Not anymore!

SCNDLS said:

How did a prenup keep her from getting some kinda settlement after 6 years of marriage???

Okay, looks like she just walked away when she found out about the cheating.

And he's broker than a mug now.

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I believe in Karma and I believe that sometimes we lose things so that we can gain greater things. Kenny deserve to be broke and his ass probably only came back cuz Tami bout to pop off. He waited all this time to be a father and to apologize to Tami for duckin' out on her like he did? Nucca please...GTFOH wit dat shit. Tami said that she was like 8 months preggo when they got married and he came to her the day before with that prenup which she signed but didn't read

Now why Tami's ass didn't challenge that contract and say that she was under duress at the time (being hormonal and in an advanced state of pregnancy) is beyond me. I would have worked my way out of that contract and took half of whatever the punk had at the time. She messed up royally. No house in her name, none of them cars in her name.... But hey, she's where she at now and it's looking up for her.

Is it possible Tami got money and just spent it all??? Hell, Nicole Murphy did the same thing.

NBA LOCKOUT PUTS ANDERSON DIVORCE IN A STALL

BY GEORGE RUSH AND JOANNA MOLLOY WITH MARCUS BARAM AND K.C. BAKER

Monday, December 28th 1998, 2:05AM

Boston Celtic Kenny Anderson has found one positive thing about the NBA lockout: It's keeping his estranged wife, Tami Akbar, from getting her hands on more money.

Akbar recently filed for divorce from the hoop superstar in L.A. Superior Court. Her plan was to challenge the couple's 1994 pre-nupt pact, which limits her claim on his 1998-1999 season salary of $5.8 million.

But as soon as the NBA negotiations stalled, so did the divorce talks. Tami can't get her check until Kenny gets his.

`Everything's on hold because of this damn strike," growls Raoul Lionel Felder, who is of counsel to Akbar's L.A. lawyer, Neil Hirsch. "It's costing divorce lawyers a lot of money all over the country."

Akbar is getting temporary support for the couple's two daughters, Lyric, 4, and Kenni, 2. But according to a source familiar with the case, she will argue that her prescribed pre-nupt payout is "unconscionable" given the money Anderson now pulls down.

And why are they splitting?

One friend tells us that Anderson, who went from Queens' Archbishop Molloy H.S. to play for the New Jersey Nets and the Portland Trail Blazers "is an East Coast kid. She's determined to stay in Beverly Hills [where Akbar laid claim to the couple's five-bedroom, $12,500-a-month pad]. She thinks she's going to be an actress."

Some of Anderson's friends warned him against marrying her. An aspiring singer, she first gained attention in 1993 as a housemate on MTV's "Real World." On that show, she invited viewers to accompany her to an abortion she had.

Then again, friends of Akbar say that the generous Anderson (he gave her $3,500 a month for household expenses) does have a temper. He's also been known to scatter his seed: He already pays $7,200 in monthly child support for his daughter Kristinise, 5, whose mother is Salt-N-Pepa rapper Spinderella, and for daughter Danielle, 8, born to another ex-girlfriend.

Anderson reps declined comment. The 28-year-old point guard said in October that, although his accountant had built $120,000 into his $3 million annual budget for what Kenny calls "hanging out money," the NBA lockout might force him to sell one of his eight luxury cars. Once Akbar has her day in court, his garage could get even emptier.

SCNDLS said:

Wait, something ain't right with these stories . . .

Top 10 Athletes Who Should Have Hired a Good Accountant

6. Kenny Anderson

Most people assume the term “allowance” is usually specifically related to money given to a child each month. Kenny Anderson took it to another level, admitting that part of his budget included $10,000 per month for what he dubbed “hanging out money.”

Unfortunately, that money was for his own hanging out expenses, not his kids’ (of which the former NBA point guard has seven), because unpaid child support is just one of the reasons Anderson went broke after making around $60 million in his 14-year career with the Nets, Hornets, Blazers, Celtics, Sonics, Pacers, Hawks and Clippers. Anderson had monthly expenses of around $41,000 in all, including payments on eight cars, a Beverly Hills home and constant monetary gifts to friends and family.

Another turning point for Anderson’s finances was when he married Tami Akbar (now Tami Roman, pictured), a former cast member on The Real World: Los Angeles. Tami filed for divorce from Anderson in 1998 citing infidelity and successfully challenged a $5.8 million pre-nuptial agreement.

Roman, who had her jaw wired shut to lose weight while on The Real World, was awarded a large amount of Anderson’s assets as a result of the divorce. To celebrate she had a vanity license plate made reading “HISCASH”. Not anymore!

That sound fishy as hell! She has always maintained that she left the marriage with what she came into with; $70,000. Plus didn't his ass have more than $5.8 mill when they split? Somebody fibbing big time!

And I remember seeing pics of her in that car with vanity plates.

SCNDLS said:

Is it possible Tami got money and just spent it all??? Hell, Nicole Murphy did the same thing.

NBA LOCKOUT PUTS ANDERSON DIVORCE IN A STALL

BY GEORGE RUSH AND JOANNA MOLLOY WITH MARCUS BARAM AND K.C. BAKER

Monday, December 28th 1998, 2:05AM

Boston Celtic Kenny Anderson has found one positive thing about the NBA lockout: It's keeping his estranged wife, Tami Akbar, from getting her hands on more money.

Akbar recently filed for divorce from the hoop superstar in L.A. Superior Court. Her plan was to challenge the couple's 1994 pre-nupt pact, which limits her claim on his 1998-1999 season salary of $5.8 million.

But as soon as the NBA negotiations stalled, so did the divorce talks. Tami can't get her check until Kenny gets his.

`Everything's on hold because of this damn strike," growls Raoul Lionel Felder, who is of counsel to Akbar's L.A. lawyer, Neil Hirsch. "It's costing divorce lawyers a lot of money all over the country."

Akbar is getting temporary support for the couple's two daughters, Lyric, 4, and Kenni, 2. But according to a source familiar with the case, she will argue that her prescribed pre-nupt payout is "unconscionable" given the money Anderson now pulls down.

And why are they splitting?

One friend tells us that Anderson, who went from Queens' Archbishop Molloy H.S. to play for the New Jersey Nets and the Portland Trail Blazers "is an East Coast kid. She's determined to stay in Beverly Hills [where Akbar laid claim to the couple's five-bedroom, $12,500-a-month pad]. She thinks she's going to be an actress."

Some of Anderson's friends warned him against marrying her. An aspiring singer, she first gained attention in 1993 as a housemate on MTV's "Real World." On that show, she invited viewers to accompany her to an abortion she had.

Then again, friends of Akbar say that the generous Anderson (he gave her $3,500 a month for household expenses) does have a temper. He's also been known to scatter his seed: He already pays $7,200 in monthly child support for his daughter Kristinise, 5, whose mother is Salt-N-Pepa rapper Spinderella, and for daughter Danielle, 8, born to another ex-girlfriend.

Anderson reps declined comment. The 28-year-old point guard said in October that, although his accountant had built $120,000 into his $3 million annual budget for what Kenny calls "hanging out money," the NBA lockout might force him to sell one of his eight luxury cars. Once Akbar has her day in court, his garage could get even emptier.

LMAO @ scatter his seed.

See, this is partly why these mofos have money problems. Making too many damn babies with too many damn women. Wrap that shit or kiss your money goodbye. Ego trippin' fools they is.

OMG this is the epitome of hot garbage messedness! This is supposedly an excerpt from a "tell all book" Kenny wrote

The following is an excerpt from former New Jersey Nets star Kenny Anderson's upcoming book titled "Don�t Ever Marry a Ho From The Real World," based on his former marriage to The Real World: Los Angeles cast-member Tami Akbar.

�Yeah times were hard! They were real hard! I�d be talking about having a family and she�d be talking about Puck. At first I thought she was a sister that liked hockey or some shit. Then I realized she was talking about The Real World. I'd come home after scoring 40 and she would be watching 120 Minutes waiting for her spot promo from when she accused David of trying to rape her during a practical joke. She used to brag to me that she was a great actress and that she was auditioning for something she didn�t know. That should have tipped me off that she was nuts. She would tell me that it wasn�t real. I was dizzy yo! What the fuck is real then? Her womanhood looked real, my brick house in Greenwich was real, my game was real, but her ass became fake. I�m telling you, Dog, she was huff
Game 6 was nuts. Kenyon asked me about my wife going on Oprah talking 'bout my ass. I said that I was going to score 30 and I did. I went out that night and slept with a real Nets fan. I never looked back. I asked her where she was from and she told me she was from Net Land. I said as long as you don�t live in the free world or the real world? She told me that she would take me to Fantasy World and that only slightly-overweight blond white ho�s live in Fantasy World. I told her that I had seen a few hangin' at the Blockbuster Video by my house and she laughed. �Honey,� she said, �Ask Michael. Space Jam was no fluke

Lawd, and I KNOW Kenyon Martin wasn't trynna stir the pot considering how messy HIS own shit is.

SCNDLS said:

OMG this is the epitome of hot garbage messedness! This is supposedly an excerpt from a "tell all book" Kenny wrote

The following is an excerpt from former New Jersey Nets star Kenny Anderson's upcoming book titled "Don�t Ever Marry a Ho From The Real World," based on his former marriage to The Real World: Los Angeles cast-member Tami Akbar.

�Yeah times were hard! They were real hard! I�d be talking about having a family and she�d be talking about Puck. At first I thought she was a sister that liked hockey or some shit. Then I realized she was talking about The Real World. I'd come home after scoring 40 and she would be watching 120 Minutes waiting for her spot promo from when she accused David of trying to rape her during a practical joke. She used to brag to me that she was a great actress and that she was auditioning for something she didn�t know. That should have tipped me off that she was nuts. She would tell me that it wasn�t real. I was dizzy yo! What the fuck is real then? Her womanhood looked real, my brick house in Greenwich was real, my game was real, but her ass became fake. I�m telling you, Dog, she was huff
Game 6 was nuts. Kenyon asked me about my wife going on Oprah talking 'bout my ass. I said that I was going to score 30 and I did. I went out that night and slept with a real Nets fan. I never looked back. I asked her where she was from and she told me she was from Net Land. I said as long as you don�t live in the free world or the real world? She told me that she would take me to Fantasy World and that only slightly-overweight blond white ho�s live in Fantasy World. I told her that I had seen a few hangin' at the Blockbuster Video by my house and she laughed. �Honey,� she said, �Ask Michael. Space Jam was no fluke

Rings.........so true.

SCNDLS said:

OMG this is the epitome of hot garbage messedness! This is supposedly an excerpt from a "tell all book" Kenny wrote

The following is an excerpt from former New Jersey Nets star Kenny Anderson's upcoming book titled "Don�t Ever Marry a Ho From The Real World," based on his former marriage to The Real World: Los Angeles cast-member Tami Akbar.

�Yeah times were hard! They were real hard! I�d be talking about having a family and she�d be talking about Puck. At first I thought she was a sister that liked hockey or some shit. Then I realized she was talking about The Real World. I'd come home after scoring 40 and she would be watching 120 Minutes waiting for her spot promo from when she accused David of trying to rape her during a practical joke. She used to brag to me that she was a great actress and that she was auditioning for something she didn�t know. That should have tipped me off that she was nuts. She would tell me that it wasn�t real. I was dizzy yo! What the fuck is real then? Her womanhood looked real, my brick house in Greenwich was real, my game was real, but her ass became fake. I�m telling you, Dog, she was huff
Game 6 was nuts. Kenyon asked me about my wife going on Oprah talking 'bout my ass. I said that I was going to score 30 and I did. I went out that night and slept with a real Nets fan. I never looked back. I asked her where she was from and she told me she was from Net Land. I said as long as you don�t live in the free world or the real world? She told me that she would take me to Fantasy World and that only slightly-overweight blond white ho�s live in Fantasy World. I told her that I had seen a few hangin' at the Blockbuster Video by my house and she laughed. �Honey,� she said, �Ask Michael. Space Jam was no fluke

SCNDLS said:

OMG this is the epitome of hot garbage messedness! This is supposedly an excerpt from a "tell all book" Kenny wrote

The following is an excerpt from former New Jersey Nets star Kenny Anderson's upcoming book titled "Don�t Ever Marry a Ho From The Real World," based on his former marriage to The Real World: Los Angeles cast-member Tami Akbar.

�Yeah times were hard! They were real hard! I�d be talking about having a family and she�d be talking about Puck. At first I thought she was a sister that liked hockey or some shit. Then I realized she was talking about The Real World. I'd come home after scoring 40 and she would be watching 120 Minutes waiting for her spot promo from when she accused David of trying to rape her during a practical joke. She used to brag to me that she was a great actress and that she was auditioning for something she didn�t know. That should have tipped me off that she was nuts. She would tell me that it wasn�t real. I was dizzy yo! What the fuck is real then? Her womanhood looked real, my brick house in Greenwich was real, my game was real, but her ass became fake. I�m telling you, Dog, she was huff
Game 6 was nuts. Kenyon asked me about my wife going on Oprah talking 'bout my ass. I said that I was going to score 30 and I did. I went out that night and slept with a real Nets fan. I never looked back. I asked her where she was from and she told me she was from Net Land. I said as long as you don�t live in the free world or the real world? She told me that she would take me to Fantasy World and that only slightly-overweight blond white ho�s live in Fantasy World. I told her that I had seen a few hangin' at the Blockbuster Video by my house and she laughed. �Honey,� she said, �Ask Michael. Space Jam was no fluke

What in thee hell? This mofo crazy!

slightly over-weight blond white ho's live in Fantasy World.

I just lost a couple brain cells reading that shit.

Adisa said:

SCNDLS said:

OMG this is the epitome of hot garbage messedness! This is supposedly an excerpt from a "tell all book" Kenny wrote

The following is an excerpt from former New Jersey Nets star Kenny Anderson's upcoming book titled "Don�t Ever Marry a Ho From The Real World," based on his former marriage to The Real World: Los Angeles cast-member Tami Akbar.

�Yeah times were hard! They were real hard! I�d be talking about having a family and she�d be talking about Puck. At first I thought she was a sister that liked hockey or some shit. Then I realized she was talking about The Real World. I'd come home after scoring 40 and she would be watching 120 Minutes waiting for her spot promo from when she accused David of trying to rape her during a practical joke. She used to brag to me that she was a great actress and that she was auditioning for something she didn�t know. That should have tipped me off that she was nuts. She would tell me that it wasn�t real. I was dizzy yo! What the fuck is real then? Her womanhood looked real, my brick house in Greenwich was real, my game was real, but her ass became fake. I�m telling you, Dog, she was huff
Game 6 was nuts. Kenyon asked me about my wife going on Oprah talking 'bout my ass. I said that I was going to score 30 and I did. I went out that night and slept with a real Nets fan. I never looked back. I asked her where she was from and she told me she was from Net Land. I said as long as you don�t live in the free world or the real world? She told me that she would take me to Fantasy World and that only slightly-overweight blond white ho�s live in Fantasy World. I told her that I had seen a few hangin' at the Blockbuster Video by my house and she laughed. �Honey,� she said, �Ask Michael. Space Jam was no fluke

For real, Jesus be a mild sedative cuz I need a nap after that mess.