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Reply #60 posted 02/26/11 8:22pm

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LadyLuvSexxy said:

morningsong said:

this is cold

I would say I'm shocked, but I'm no longer shocked. It's like seeing two sides of a housewive I've loved all along, and actually feeling myself starting to NOT like her so much. She keeps going too far with this whole Kim thing and securing her spot where she WON'T be talking to her ever again. if that's what she wanted, that's what she got. That was very childish. The whole Sweetie thing should have been done and over. We get it, you don't like it but....to go on the air with this mess? That's beyond low. That was a bitch move....straight up.

clapping I'm glad you are starting to see the light about that hooker.

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Reply #61 posted 02/27/11 12:31am

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LadyLuvSexxy said:

I would say I'm shocked, but I'm no longer shocked. It's like seeing two sides of a housewive I've loved all along, and actually feeling myself starting to NOT like her so much. She keeps going too far with this whole Kim thing and securing her spot where she WON'T be talking to her ever again. if that's what she wanted, that's what she got. That was very childish. The whole Sweetie thing should have been done and over. We get it, you don't like it but....to go on the air with this mess? That's beyond low. That was a bitch move....straight up.

clapping I'm glad you are starting to see the light about that hooker.

lol I like NeNe when she's not all in jealous mode. So that's like...I dunno....30%? ohgoon She's a mess any other time. My eyes are sloooowly opening. I can't quite unfollow her just yet. She's losing points, though.

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Reply #62 posted 02/27/11 2:23am

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missfee said:

morningsong said:

this is cold

After NeNe Leakes called into The Rickey Smiley Show, the radio personality launched a “Free Sweetie” campaign.

The campaign pokes fun at Sweetie’s controversial relationship with her boss, Kim Zolciak.

While some people are getting a kick out of the joke, Sweetie herself is not laughing.

Kim’s assistant told Life & Style magazine:

“They’re doing it for Black History Month, and it offends me. They have pastors calling into the radio station and praying for me. They’ve taken it too far. NeNe’s jealous that she’s not as close to Kim as I am. I’ve known Kim for 11 years, since I was a kid. Kim’s a great friend to me. NeNe’s traumatizing my life. She’s bringing hell to it.”

Kim also chimed in:

Damn is this true? If so, that's the most childish mess I've ever heard of in my life. disbelief

[Edited 2/26/11 12:21pm]

Looks to be true

http://plixi.com/p/80112428

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Reply #63 posted 03/01/11 3:15am

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confuse Why she can't keep Kim's name out her damn mouf??? Really, what the hell is it???

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Reply #64 posted 03/01/11 12:24pm

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confuse Why she can't keep Kim's name out her damn mouf??? Really, what the hell is it???

Ignorance. Grown ass woman acting like a 12 year old. NeNe is who I've always seen her for since I saw her in season 1, a loud, obnoxious, wanna be socialite whose claim to fame (Phaedra was on it when she said this) is the actual reality show. She's a joke who thinks she's really an important person. If the spotlight isn't on her, she gets loud and get's an attitude. It's sad.

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Reply #65 posted 03/01/11 5:30pm

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Nene is jealous of Kim plain and simple b/c Kim keeps coming up and never seems to hit a road block or even pay for her many insulting and insensitive actions. While I understand Nene's frustration (she brought Kim in to the franchise) she needs to get over it and focus on her own grind.

All these heffas save for Kandi have the RHOA show to tout as their claim to fame. I aint heard not hair nor hide of none of these bitches prior to the show not even Phaedra. I've seen Cynthia in magazines and cosmetic ads but I can't say she was a household name for me. In any regard, these women need a new angle because the Nene/Kim mess is getting old, the Kandi/Kim mess is making Kandi look retarded and Cynthia/Sheree/Phaedra don't even interact with each other on screen. They need to bring in some writers.

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Reply #66 posted 03/01/11 9:30pm

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Nene is jealous of Kim plain and simple b/c Kim keeps coming up and never seems to hit a road block or even pay for her many insulting and insensitive actions. While I understand Nene's frustration (she brought Kim in to the franchise) she needs to get over it and focus on her own grind.

All these heffas save for Kandi have the RHOA show to tout as their claim to fame. I aint heard not hair nor hide of none of these bitches prior to the show not even Phaedra. I've seen Cynthia in magazines and cosmetic ads but I can't say she was a household name for me. In any regard, these women need a new angle because the Nene/Kim mess is getting old, the Kandi/Kim mess is making Kandi look retarded and Cynthia/Sheree/Phaedra don't even interact with each other on screen. They need to bring in some writers.

Phaedra I can at least say I recognize as being a legal correspondent for Fox News. They used to call her in to make commentary on random court cases in the headlines. She used to wear glasses, but still with her hair-ruh swept to the side, looking very Chippette-ish. lol

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Reply #67 posted 03/01/11 9:53pm

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Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Nene is jealous of Kim plain and simple b/c Kim keeps coming up and never seems to hit a road block or even pay for her many insulting and insensitive actions. While I understand Nene's frustration (she brought Kim in to the franchise) she needs to get over it and focus on her own grind.

All these heffas save for Kandi have the RHOA show to tout as their claim to fame. I aint heard not hair nor hide of none of these bitches prior to the show not even Phaedra. I've seen Cynthia in magazines and cosmetic ads but I can't say she was a household name for me. In any regard, these women need a new angle because the Nene/Kim mess is getting old, the Kandi/Kim mess is making Kandi look retarded and Cynthia/Sheree/Phaedra don't even interact with each other on screen. They need to bring in some writers.

Phaedra I can at least say I recognize as being a legal correspondent for Fox News. They used to call her in to make commentary on random court cases in the headlines. She used to wear glasses, but still with her hair-ruh swept to the side, looking very Chippette-ish. lol

She reminds me so much of Star Jones it's almost depressing. sad

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Reply #68 posted 03/02/11 7:29am

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Ottensen said:

Phaedra I can at least say I recognize as being a legal correspondent for Fox News. They used to call her in to make commentary on random court cases in the headlines. She used to wear glasses, but still with her hair-ruh swept to the side, looking very Chippette-ish. lol

She reminds me so much of Star Jones it's almost depressing. sad

I'own-no hmmm . They're both southern girls, but Star comes off as aggressive. She seems like she would be quicker to cut-a-bitch lol

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Reply #69 posted 03/07/11 12:58pm

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In Basketball Wives news, damn Evelyn is ho. I mean, we already knew that but having video evidence is another story. disbelief

She just hops into bed with an athlete cuz he bought her a pair of shoes and a plane ticket??? Great example for your teenage daughter. confused

And WTF is Tammi's problem? Is she manic depressive or what??? nutty

And WHYYYYY she always taking her shoes off??? Just KunTREEEE.

Damn, Evelyn fucked Kenny??? Yeah, she a REALLLL ho. faint

[Edited 3/7/11 5:06am]

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Reply #70 posted 03/07/11 3:23pm

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In Basketball Wives news, damn Evelyn is ho. I mean, we already knew that but having video evidence is another story. disbelief

She just hops into bed with an athlete cuz he bought her a pair of shoes and a plane ticket??? Great example for your teenage daughter. confused

And WTF is Tammi's problem? Is she manic depressive or what??? nutty

And WHYYYYY she always taking her shoes off??? Just KunTREEEE.

Damn, Evelyn fucked Kenny??? Yeah, she a REALLLL ho. faint

[Edited 3/7/11 5:06am]

Girl that finale episode is not online yet!!! What I wants-ta-know is if Tammi beat Evelyn's ass behind that. I saw a fight clip stuck in there somewhere after Evvelyn tells Tammi "you are a non-mothafuckin' factor blahblah " . I figured it was going to be on after that! lol

Tammi...she pretty much just strikes me as a closet alchoholic. She gets mean and combative when she drinks, and she's got what I call alkie-gutt. I used to see it in Miami all the time. Women who live on mojitos, hit 30, and next thing you know their metabolism is fucked up and their once skinny twig bodies turn into something that looks like a Weeble Wobble. It ain't no way in hell anybody can tell me she can't lose that weight unless sugar and booze is involved. The heffa lives in Miami Beach and ain't neva tried the South Beach Diet. Chile please. She too busy dipping into them Brazilian cocktails when ain't nobody lookin' bored2

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Reply #71 posted 03/07/11 3:59pm

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SCNDLS said:

In Basketball Wives news, damn Evelyn is ho. I mean, we already knew that but having video evidence is another story. disbelief

She just hops into bed with an athlete cuz he bought her a pair of shoes and a plane ticket??? Great example for your teenage daughter. confused

And WTF is Tammi's problem? Is she manic depressive or what??? nutty

And WHYYYYY she always taking her shoes off??? Just KunTREEEE.

Damn, Evelyn fucked Kenny??? Yeah, she a REALLLL ho. faint

[Edited 3/7/11 5:06am]

Girl that finale episode is not online yet!!! What I wants-ta-know is if Tammi beat Evelyn's ass behind that. I saw a fight clip stuck in there somewhere after Evvelyn tells Tammi "you are a non-mothafuckin' factor blahblah " . I figured it was going to be on after that! lol

Tammi...she pretty much just strikes me as a closet alchoholic. She gets mean and combative when she drinks, and she's got what I call alkie-gutt. I used to see it in Miami all the time. Women who live on mojitos, hit 30, and next thing you know their metabolism is fucked up and their once skinny twig bodies turn into something that looks like a Weeble Wobble. It ain't no way in hell anybody can tell me she can't lose that weight unless sugar and booze is involved. The heffa lives in Miami Beach and ain't neva tried the South Beach Diet. Chile please. She too busy dipping into them Brazilian cocktails when ain't nobody lookin' bored2

hmmm Yeah, she may be an alky but I don't think she lives in Miami. Shaunie brought her down specifically for the show. She said something to that effect in this ep. That's why she was staying in a hotel. Hell, Shaunie don't live in Miami either, she's back in LA her damn sef. All these heffas bootleg fa sho!

But that heffa Evelyn got her nerve going on about NBA groupies when she's rode more athletes for a check than Drew Rosenhaus. lol

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Reply #72 posted 03/07/11 4:02pm

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Regarding Miami, I've watched two eps and I can honestly say I'm bored wit these bitches. Larsa annoys me to all hell. Lea's the only one I really like cuz she a Texas bitch runnin' thangs fo REAL! But she don't technically live in Miami and she's too long in the tooth to bring the heat. The rest of em are just . . . MEH. shrug

Although I loved Lea calling in to Watch What Happens to blast Cristy tacky ass and call her a $1000 a night hooker. touched

I love Marisol crazy mama but I'm scared to look at her face directly for fear I'll turn to stone. I mean really, Marisol better ease up cuz she's headed in the cat lady direction. shake

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Reply #73 posted 03/07/11 4:27pm

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im offended by you calling us Bitches... hmph!

spit Dang, I missed this. You'll be alright. comfort falloff

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Reply #74 posted 03/07/11 4:35pm

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SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

Girl that finale episode is not online yet!!! What I wants-ta-know is if Tammi beat Evelyn's ass behind that. I saw a fight clip stuck in there somewhere after Evvelyn tells Tammi "you are a non-mothafuckin' factor blahblah " . I figured it was going to be on after that! lol

Tammi...she pretty much just strikes me as a closet alchoholic. She gets mean and combative when she drinks, and she's got what I call alkie-gutt. I used to see it in Miami all the time. Women who live on mojitos, hit 30, and next thing you know their metabolism is fucked up and their once skinny twig bodies turn into something that looks like a Weeble Wobble. It ain't no way in hell anybody can tell me she can't lose that weight unless sugar and booze is involved. The heffa lives in Miami Beach and ain't neva tried the South Beach Diet. Chile please. She too busy dipping into them Brazilian cocktails when ain't nobody lookin' bored2

hmmm Yeah, she may be an alky but I don't think she lives in Miami. Shaunie brought her down specifically for the show. She said something to that effect in this ep. That's why she was staying in a hotel. Hell, Shaunie don't live in Miami either, she's back in LA her damn sef. All these heffas bootleg fa sho!

But that heffa Evelyn got her nerve going on about NBA groupies when she's rode more athletes for a check than Drew Rosenhaus. lol

Day-um! falloff

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Reply #75 posted 03/07/11 4:41pm

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Regarding Miami, I've watched two eps and I can honestly say I'm bored wit these bitches. Larsa annoys me to all hell. Lea's the only one I really like cuz she a Texas bitch runnin' thangs fo REAL! But she don't technically live in Miami and she's too long in the tooth to bring the heat. The rest of em are just . . . MEH. shrug

Although I loved Lea calling in to Watch What Happens to blast Cristy tacky ass and call her a $1000 a night hooker. touched

I love Marisol crazy mama but I'm scared to look at her face directly for fear I'll turn to stone. I mean really, Marisol better ease up cuz she's headed in the cat lady direction. shake

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lol I'm having a hard time keeping up with their names. Aside from Larsa and Lea, and the other blond one with thre magazine, I really can't tell them apart. They're booooring...and picky and rude. I wanted to smack the ones talking about the Cuban food. razz I mean DAMN....there's a Cuban joint here in Chicago that throws down HARD and I hate it when ppl dog that cuisine out...

lol Imma need a name chart to watch this show. Somebody better throw a shoe or something!

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Reply #76 posted 03/07/11 4:45pm

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Regarding Miami, I've watched two eps and I can honestly say I'm bored wit these bitches. Larsa annoys me to all hell. Lea's the only one I really like cuz she a Texas bitch runnin' thangs fo REAL! But she don't technically live in Miami and she's too long in the tooth to bring the heat. The rest of em are just . . . MEH. shrug

Although I loved Lea calling in to Watch What Happens to blast Cristy tacky ass and call her a $1000 a night hooker. touched

I love Marisol crazy mama but I'm scared to look at her face directly for fear I'll turn to stone. I mean really, Marisol better ease up cuz she's headed in the cat lady direction. shake

[Edited 3/7/11 8:24am]

Amen to all of that!

Now Larsa is the one who lives in Ft. Lauderdale- But I thought Lea and Roy livin' somewhere in Coral Gables? That's just a neighborhood inside of Miami so she can get a pass, but Larsa...that heffa don't even live in Dade County. I say these heffas gotta live within Miami-Dade city limits to pass the bootleg test! I think Lea being the baller that she is can make the show, maybe....and lawd I love Marisol's mama! Oooh she scare the hell out of me when I look at her, alright, but she is clearly crazy as hell and I need her kinda Miami crazy on the show. Lord, at some point I think she's going to blurt out to somebody on the show that she's a Santera...ooooh I can't wait til Amuurica gets a taste of that on tv lol !

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Reply #77 posted 03/07/11 4:49pm

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SCNDLS said:

Regarding Miami, I've watched two eps and I can honestly say I'm bored wit these bitches. Larsa annoys me to all hell. Lea's the only one I really like cuz she a Texas bitch runnin' thangs fo REAL! But she don't technically live in Miami and she's too long in the tooth to bring the heat. The rest of em are just . . . MEH. shrug

Although I loved Lea calling in to Watch What Happens to blast Cristy tacky ass and call her a $1000 a night hooker. touched

I love Marisol crazy mama but I'm scared to look at her face directly for fear I'll turn to stone. I mean really, Marisol better ease up cuz she's headed in the cat lady direction. shake

[Edited 3/7/11 8:24am]

Amen to all of that!

Now Larsa is the one who lives in Ft. Lauderdale- But I thought Lea and Roy livin' somewhere in Coral Gables? That's just a neighborhood inside of Miami so she can get a pass, but Larsa...that heffa don't even live in Dade County. I say these heffas gotta live within Miami-Dade city limits to pass the bootleg test! I think Lea being the baller that she is can make the show, maybe....and lawd I love Marisol's mama! Oooh she scare the hell out of me when I look at her, alright, but she is clearly crazy as hell and I need her kinda Miami crazy on the show. Lord, at some point I think she's going to blurt out to somebody on the show that she's a Santera...ooooh I can't wait til Amuurica gets a taste of that on tv lol !

You're right she's in Coral Gables cuz she nuf wanted ya'll to KNOW she live in the house of the founder of CG. rolleyes I musta been thinking of Larsa.

But hell I expected more SOBE action. This is a major let down from BH. They got BH money but I expected it to be mas caliente! These soccer moms is boring fa sho! zzz

But Marisol's mama kills me. Her Cuban accent spoken through her obviously collapsed septum tickles me. lol

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Reply #78 posted 03/07/11 5:50pm

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SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

Amen to all of that!

Now Larsa is the one who lives in Ft. Lauderdale- But I thought Lea and Roy livin' somewhere in Coral Gables? That's just a neighborhood inside of Miami so she can get a pass, but Larsa...that heffa don't even live in Dade County. I say these heffas gotta live within Miami-Dade city limits to pass the bootleg test! I think Lea being the baller that she is can make the show, maybe....and lawd I love Marisol's mama! Oooh she scare the hell out of me when I look at her, alright, but she is clearly crazy as hell and I need her kinda Miami crazy on the show. Lord, at some point I think she's going to blurt out to somebody on the show that she's a Santera...ooooh I can't wait til Amuurica gets a taste of that on tv lol !

You're right she's in Coral Gables cuz she nuf wanted ya'll to KNOW she live in the house of the founder of CG. rolleyes I musta been thinking of Larsa.

But hell I expected more SOBE action. This is a major let down from BH. They got BH money but I expected it to be mas caliente! These soccer moms is boring fa sho! zzz

But Marisol's mama kills me. Her Cuban accent spoken through her obviously collapsed septum tickles me. lol

[Edited 3/7/11 8:52am]

Girl, YES. I think Lea and Marisol are more representative of the Miami mover and shaker type women and can rep for the Bravo franchise well. They're connected...and not just in the popular sense in Miami with just being on the party scene; they can get power people and decision makers on the phone and get those folks to do stuff. Did you see the sponsors and donations Lea could pull off for that fundraiser? Straight up old skool. The rest of them chicks, meh. Adriana could be more entertaining if she would take her Brasilian-ness up a notch (ain't none of my Brasilian friends that damn boring)...and I wish for gawds sake they would decorate her backyard: her backyard don't look no diffrenet from the one I had when I lived in Miami and I'm not rich. All the damn prop stylists in Miami and she can't hire somebody's stylist assistant to hook her backyard up... so we won't be stuck looking at that boring ass breakfast table under that tree??

I think Marisol's mother is the best part of the show so far! Did you hear her when Marisol was gettijng dressed for the gala and she called herself "thee beeeegest whore of the ceeechuree" falloff . Then when she gave Marisol that ring of hers to wear, she was like " thees ring is no becoming to juu, Marisol! Abuela was straight up killing me. falloff But chile, she look like that Cat Lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein, don't she!!! Abuela Elsa could scare the beef out a good stew with that damn face...and how come when I was looking for a pic of her online her drunk driving mug shot comes up. Her 75 year old ass is out partying it up falloff

Elsa

Real Housewives of Miami Elsa Patton mug shot

Jocelyn Wildenstein...seperated at birth???

Jocelyn Wildenstein aka Catwoman on The Good Surgeon Guide

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Reply #79 posted 03/07/11 7:32pm

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SCNDLS said:

You're right she's in Coral Gables cuz she nuf wanted ya'll to KNOW she live in the house of the founder of CG. rolleyes I musta been thinking of Larsa.

But hell I expected more SOBE action. This is a major let down from BH. They got BH money but I expected it to be mas caliente! These soccer moms is boring fa sho! zzz

But Marisol's mama kills me. Her Cuban accent spoken through her obviously collapsed septum tickles me. lol

[Edited 3/7/11 8:52am]

Girl, YES. I think Lea and Marisol are more representative of the Miami mover and shaker type women and can rep for the Bravo franchise well. They're connected...and not just in the popular sense in Miami with just being on the party scene; they can get power people and decision makers on the phone and get those folks to do stuff. Did you see the sponsors and donations Lea could pull off for that fundraiser? Straight up old skool. The rest of them chicks, meh. Adriana could be more entertaining if she would take her Brasilian-ness up a notch (ain't none of my Brasilian friends that damn boring)...and I wish for gawds sake they would decorate her backyard: her backyard don't look no diffrenet from the one I had when I lived in Miami and I'm not rich. All the damn prop stylists in Miami and she can't hire somebody's stylist assistant to hook her backyard up... so we won't be stuck looking at that boring ass breakfast table under that tree??

I think Marisol's mother is the best part of the show so far! Did you hear her when Marisol was gettijng dressed for the gala and she called herself "thee beeeegest whore of the ceeechuree" falloff . Then when she gave Marisol that ring of hers to wear, she was like " thees ring is no becoming to juu, Marisol! Abuela was straight up killing me. falloff But chile, she look like that Cat Lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein, don't she!!! Abuela Elsa could scare the beef out a good stew with that damn face...and how come when I was looking for a pic of her online her drunk driving mug shot comes up. Her 75 year old ass is out partying it up falloff

Elsa

Real Housewives of Miami Elsa Patton mug shot

Jocelyn Wildenstein...seperated at birth???

Jocelyn Wildenstein aka Catwoman on The Good Surgeon Guide

faint @ all this fuckery

You're right, Elsa is a skrait throwback ol skool BRUJA. When she snatched that ring back and told her, "You're not THAT reeeesssh!" I likedta died. falloff

Look at what I found lol

Elsa Patton from The Real Housewives of Miami is a queen amongst the commoners.

Tonight's show hasn't even aired yet so this isn't a recap, no--- it's a posting of praise for the most exquiste flower in the Miami bouquet. Elsa Patton is mother to fish-lipped, business woman Marysol. Don't remember what Marysol does, don't necessarily care....... What I do give a great big crap about is her mum. Hey, a mum is a flower, right? I was onto something with that bouquette analogy. Sure Marysol may have the mouth area of a fresh water bass, a face as frozen as a popsicle, and hair the consistency of broom bristles....... I'm not really making a point with that last part, just listing some observations. What I really want to address is Elsa and without further ado, here is my depiction of her.

Elsa Patton


Gorgeous, right? Those luscious lips, that shimmery eyeshadow, those perfectly sculpted eyebrows..... perfection! And to really turn the fun volume up, she's a witch! This gal is a party. I look forward to welcoming Elsa into my living room every tuesday night.

Thank you Bravo..... I'm forever grateful.

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Ummmm, why the heyaull is Elsa still driving??? whofarted

Last night on Bravo, I caught a sneak preview of The Real Housewives of Miami. And while there were clearly seeds that will sprout into lots of drama between the ladies this season, there was clearly a standout when it comes to ridiculous, entertaining ladies: Marysol Patton’s mother Elsa.

Marysol describes her mother as a seer, and in the first episode, she goes by her momma’s house to get some future insight into her current relationship.

The 76-year-old speaks with a thick accent, and as she quickly explains when Marysol gets shy about talking sex in front of her:

“I’m a woman of this century, Marysol. I’m not a Victorrrrrian Laayyyyy-dy.”

Elsa spent most of her screentime with a big old glass of wine in her hand last night. And the above photo shows mug shots of both Elsa and her daughter, after they got arrested for DUIs last year (on separate nights).

But did Marysol befriend a hooker in jail? Nope! Only her mom swung that one:

In jail, Patton befriended an African American hooker, with whom she emerged when she was eventually released. “Elsa gave the hooker $50 and a ride home,” laughs our source. As for the charges? “She doesn’t care. She thinks it makes her more fabulous.”

Also, at one point in the first episode, Marysol explains that she would never get plastic surgery. To which I say: hahahahaa. HA.

Aside from the fact that she’s clearly had lip work done, the first time her mother came on screen, I actually thought Marysol’s last name was Wildenstein. Because she looks so much like the infamous Cat Lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein, I couldn’t get over it. Check out this side by side:

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Reply #83 posted 03/07/11 8:10pm

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Suddenly, I'm hella intrigued with La Bruja. Like, who's her husband? For real, what American man married this witch? Is he alive or dead? I'm guessing he's dead, and buried in the backyard after she propped him up in the living room for a week. shake

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Reply #84 posted 03/07/11 11:44pm

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In Basketball Wives news, damn Evelyn is ho. I mean, we already knew that but having video evidence is another story. disbelief

She just hops into bed with an athlete cuz he bought her a pair of shoes and a plane ticket??? Great example for your teenage daughter. confused

And WTF is Tammi's problem? Is she manic depressive or what??? nutty

And WHYYYYY she always taking her shoes off??? Just KunTREEEE.

Damn, Evelyn fucked Kenny??? Yeah, she a REALLLL ho. faint

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lol

True, but giving Evelyn the benefit of the doubt, I figured she did it that way so IF he's playin' her then there's proof for all the world to see, including any hidden girlfriends; well that was my first thought 'til the Tami incident.

In this one case I'm on Tami's side, yep she's just as loopy as loopy can get but I know how idda felt, like removing Evelyn's head from her shoulders, just on principle. Maybe Tami got some kind of psychic thing, which is why she kept lashing out in that direction, she knew something was up but just couldn't put her finger on it. Tami mis-aimed the first time and went at Jen, maybe Jen was too close to the overall aura of things.

But it was all funny. Til next season.

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Reply #85 posted 03/08/11 3:33am

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SCNDLS said:

In Basketball Wives news, damn Evelyn is ho. I mean, we already knew that but having video evidence is another story. disbelief

She just hops into bed with an athlete cuz he bought her a pair of shoes and a plane ticket??? Great example for your teenage daughter. confused

And WTF is Tammi's problem? Is she manic depressive or what??? nutty

And WHYYYYY she always taking her shoes off??? Just KunTREEEE.

Damn, Evelyn fucked Kenny??? Yeah, she a REALLLL ho. faint

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lol

True, but giving Evelyn the benefit of the doubt, I figured she did it that way so IF he's playin' her then there's proof for all the world to see, including any hidden girlfriends; well that was my first thought 'til the Tami incident.

In this one case I'm on Tami's side, yep she's just as loopy as loopy can get but I know how idda felt, like removing Evelyn's head from her shoulders, just on principle. Maybe Tami got some kind of psychic thing, which is why she kept lashing out in that direction, she knew something was up but just couldn't put her finger on it. Tami mis-aimed the first time and went at Jen, maybe Jen was too close to the overall aura of things.

But it was all funny. Til next season.

lol I woulda punched her in her neck too. She a HO I said! I ain't giving Evelyn the doubt on shit. Especially since you know she straight lying about not knowing Kenny was married. For SIX months??? An NBA player??? Plus back then e'rybody knew who Tammi was and that she was married to Kenny. Especially in NYC cuz he played for the Nets and had major drama with his baby mama, Spinderella.

Evelyn is such a golddigger she got dirt under her nails and a shovel in her shoe. So I KNOW she did her research and ran thru that fool's pockets before she fucked. Oooooohhhh, I can't wait for Chad to blow her up. hah!

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So, Chad's MO is finding chicks on Twitter and flying them in to fuck. And this nasty chick fucked him on Day 1, prolly sans condom. So, she's one in a long line to Twitter hos. hah!

December 30, 2010. NFL baller Chad Ochocinco is all set to get married next year to reality star Evelyn Lozada. Well, that hasn't stopped him from trying to get AZZ via Twitter.

You see Chad friended a young lady whom he met on Twitter and the two started exchanging NEKKID PICS, and Chad at one point offered to FLY HER to his home. . .

Oh, you don't believe us . . . well we got TEXTS to prove it (see below). Sorry Evelyn, but that man AINT NO GOOD!!!


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And do ya'll remember this madness with Chad's LAST fiancee??? That dude has major urshers. nutty

ON BLAST!!! NFLER CHAD OCHOCINCO ADMITS TO CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND . . . CLAIMS THAT HE HAD TO . . . CAUSE SHE WASN'T HANDLING HER BUSINESS!!! (PICS OF THE GIRL INSIDE)

February 22, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com learned that NFL baller Chad Ochoconco just put his EX Maya on BLAST!!!

Apparently Maya, whose father is Nigerian and whose mother is White, was talking real RECKLESS on Twitter - implying that Chad cheated on her.

In response, Chad ADMITTED to having multiple jumpoffs while he was with her. According to Chad he needed the jumpoffs because Maya wasn't "handling her business."

DANG girl . . . you should have just kept your mouth shut . . .

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Reply #88 posted 03/08/11 9:25am

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SCNDLS said:

morningsong said:

lol

True, but giving Evelyn the benefit of the doubt, I figured she did it that way so IF he's playin' her then there's proof for all the world to see, including any hidden girlfriends; well that was my first thought 'til the Tami incident.

In this one case I'm on Tami's side, yep she's just as loopy as loopy can get but I know how idda felt, like removing Evelyn's head from her shoulders, just on principle. Maybe Tami got some kind of psychic thing, which is why she kept lashing out in that direction, she knew something was up but just couldn't put her finger on it. Tami mis-aimed the first time and went at Jen, maybe Jen was too close to the overall aura of things.

But it was all funny. Til next season.

lol I woulda punched her in her neck too. She a HO I said! I ain't giving Evelyn the doubt on shit. Especially since you know she straight lying about not knowing Kenny was married. For SIX months??? An NBA player??? Plus back then e'rybody knew who Tammi was and that she was married to Kenny. Especially in NYC cuz he played for the Nets and had major drama with his baby mama, Spinderella.

Evelyn is such a golddigger she got dirt under her nails and a shovel in her shoe. So I KNOW she did her research and ran thru that fool's pockets before she fucked. Oooooohhhh, I can't wait for Chad to blow her up. hah!

[Edited 3/7/11 20:49pm]

I'm watching this right now.

Ummm, Evelyn didn't waste no time gettin' into Chad's bed, did she? At dinner and when they went back to his loft, you notice he threw out two chances for her to play hard to get and she just jumped stright to the bed? At dinner when they had that conversation about intentions, then she said "my intentions are your intentions", and when he listed his intentions as being everything but sex, I was like doh!, you just played yourself into ho' buddy territory. Then at the loft when he said he booked her into a nice hotel, and she said, that's a waste of money, went upstairs then came back down in the lingerie hmm...girl please. bored2 You's a ho'.

Unless it's just about the check, I think Royce will eventually leave the show unless she's locked into an extensive contract (like Gloria was. Her ass was trapped lock stock and barrel for season 2). Royce has got a man who's got in good with her daddy, wants to plan a future, her little event company is going well. She always looks like she's bored by these witches now and would rather be home baking a casserole for her fiancé or something. couch mac'n'cheese

How come nobody looked happy for Jennifer when she invited them to celebrate the launch of her lip gloss? Do they just want her to be miserable and snivlin' and snivelin' over her divorce proceedings forever? According to these chicks, how long is she supposed to play bitter victim before she starts makin' some moves with her life...and ain't nobody talkin' about makin' no moves with a man. cause that's how all these broads ended up in this boat in the first place confused

Why did the LA wives seem to come off as less dingy than these broads in Miami? I swear sometimes I think there's something in the Miami water that kills off your brain cells and makes chicks saditty, I don't know what it is.

I'm really starting to suspect that Tammy has had issues with drinking. Her personality swings to far and wide on the pendulum once she starts drinking to be considered normal. I actually don't even think she's crazy, rather than she has unresolved issues and the booze triggers her rage like mothaf***er. When Tammy is sober and interviewed for her confessionals she is far too lucid to be just a regular old nutcase. In her interviews she actually never says anything vapid or immature, I think she's sharp as a tack...but give her a lil bit of the demon alcohol, and serious shit is unleashed in that girl hmmm

As much as Shaunie is the mother hen and usually plays neutral, the fact that she is the executive producer of this show makes me wonder if she didn't edge Evelyn to tell Tammy she f***ed to spark a confrontation. An exciting finale=big ratings=higher advertising $$$=more money into her own business coffers. As much as she comes off as sweet, all knowing, wise and patient Shaunie, I'm having a hard time believing her actions in the finale were all that altruistic. They were about to wrap filming with no big cliffhanging story to leave the press and the viewers chomping at the bit. Shaunie is a very capable business woman...and I suspect a very masterful (albeit subtle) puppeteer. deal queen deal stirthepot

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I think Royce is already off the show and she's being replaced by Chris Bosh's baby mama who plays for Miami Heat. So THIS might be good. I think the MAIN diff between the Miami chicks and the girls in LA is that they ARE actually wives and not jumpoffs/baby mama. They have a lot more to lose by being overly ghetto or controversial cuz they are still with their men and they're still playing. Unlike the Miami wannabees.

NBA Star's Baby Mama Tapped for 'Basketball Wives'

Miami Heat superstar Chris Bosh has a brand new reason to watch VH1 -- TMZ has learned his baby mama Allison Mathis will be selected as a cast member on the next season of "Basketball Wives."

Allison Mathis Basketball Wives

Sources close to the production tell us ... Allison completed three rounds of interviews with show execs recently and was so impressive ... producers will be offering her a spot on Season 3.

Allison brings a fair share of drama to the show -- she had a public legal battle with Chris over paternity payments for their daughter back in 2009.

No word on which current cast member Allison will be replacing ... but we're hearing the move doesn't bode well for Royce Reed.

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