Tonight's show hasn't even aired yet so this isn't a recap, no--- it's a posting of praise for the most exquiste flower in the Miami bouquet. Elsa Patton is mother to fish-lipped, business woman Marysol. Don't remember what Marysol does, don't necessarily care....... What I do give a great big crap about is her mum. Hey, a mum is a flower, right? I was onto something with that bouquette analogy. Sure Marysol may have the mouth area of a fresh water bass, a face as frozen as a popsicle, and hair the consistency of broom bristles....... I'm not really making a point with that last part, just listing some observations. What I really want to address is Elsa and without further ado, here is my depiction of her.
Gorgeous, right? Those luscious lips, that shimmery eyeshadow, those perfectly sculpted eyebrows..... perfection! And to really turn the fun volume up, she's a witch! This gal is a party. I look forward to welcoming Elsa into my living room every tuesday night.
Thank you Bravo..... I'm forever grateful.
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