johnart said:

purplemookiebut said:

yes u put your dick IN IT you don't stick it up your ass

I don't mean...nvmd

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or a jealous girlfriend puts glue in it right b4 he uses it

purplemookiebut said:

johnart said:

I don't mean...nvmd

[Edited 2/11/11 7:34am]

or a jealous girlfriend puts glue in it right b4 he uses it

i think Blackbob is in a coma.

BlackAdder7 said:

i think Blackbob is in a coma.

i think you r just interested in the fleshlight...aren't u??????

and yes u need help!!!!!!

so give me your ad and i'll send u one from my sex shop!!!!

johnart said:

purplemookiebut said:

or a jealous girlfriend puts glue in it right b4 he uses it

imagine a glue that doesn't set

ohhh add glue to the lube! switch it out! that could happen. some crazy bitches out there. i heard a story about a chick that stuck crazy glue in a guys pee hole once. i think they used to work with my mom

we just ordered a pair

blackbob said:

my girlfriend has had a vibrator ( rampant rabbit i think its called ) since i met her and sometimes when we are having sex and we have had a few drinks...she asks me to use it on her....which i dont mind....bad day when you get jealous of a piece of plastic .... but i decided to get myself a male sex toy ( called a fleshlight ) to try it out and i saw a good deal on the internet so i thought...well if its good enough for her then its good enough for me....so i ordered it and it got here last week and all i can say is......wow !....f**k me its good....it feels real....but i havent told her that i have got one because i think she might not like me having one and i dont want to hurt her...she does get very jealous sometimes....i dont know if i should tell her or not.....and ..of course...i am a bit embarressed about having it anyway....

.

but its damn good...

If she tells you she has a sex toy i doubt you would offend her with yours. Next time shop for toys together. Besides what makes you think she only has a vibrator!?