NDRU said:

johnart said:

And I get that as well.

It's all about how invested you wanna be in self-pleasure.

There's days when I'm just like I GOT SHIT TO DO LET'S GET THIS DONE SO I CAN CONCENTRATE and there's days when I'm like, I might wanna have me special hour to myself

This is like the sister thread to the T.M.I one.

I can see the candles & hear the Norah Jones already. Your fleshlight is a lucky tube!

"Special" was not the best word choice I've ever made.

johnart said:

NDRU said:

I can see the candles & hear the Norah Jones already. Your fleshlight is a lucky tube!

"Special" was not the best word choice I've ever made.

Not to mention the use of "me". You sound like a leprachaun!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

johnart said:

"Special" was not the best word choice I've ever made.

Not to mention the use of "me". You sound like a leprachaun!

"I might wanna have me"

makes perfect sense!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

johnart said:

"Special" was not the best word choice I've ever made.

Not to mention the use of "me". You sound like a leprachaun!

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/Leprechaun3.jpg[/img:$uid]

johnart said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Not to mention the use of "me". You sound like a leprachaun!

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/Leprechaun3.jpg[/img:$uid]

My birthday is St. Patrick's Day!

blackbob said:

ok...i will tell her tomorow...just feel a bit embarrassed ..thats all...i can see her getting it out when her friends come over when i am not in.....then i will die with my legs in the air..

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i can just see it now... pam and her friends round for dinner... ....yes ..roberts got a sex toy... ....and he f**ks it when i am not there... ....here he comes now.... .... ' HI ROBERT !!!....HEAR YOU HAVE A NEW SEX TOY ?.. '.... ..........yes i am a feckin ....

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So what happened?

She was cool with it right??

OMG

PANDURITO said:

OMG

that is soooooooooooooooooo wrong!!!!!!

I was talking to someone about getting one. I'm getting one soon for myself. Easy to clean...easy to use.

JustErin said:

purplemookiebut said:

2 of my friens have throw the sex toy tupperware like parties and sell all kinds of things. i know there is a sleeve they carry in aid to jerking a guy off. that fleshlight picture gives me dirty thoughts. omfg i so would love to see footage of a man using one.

Have fun.

http://www.tnaflix.com/am...video51935

NSFW

Wait, this one is funnier.

http://www.tnaflix.com/cu...video66475

[Edited 2/6/11 21:12pm]

I can't say I'm into watching porn of guys jerking off, but I had to take a look at what this fleshlight looks like. I understand why a dude may want to have a sex toy like this, but what was the deal with the first guy spewing his jizz on a photo and the other dude cumming on his mirror?

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[Edited 2/7/11 17:16pm]

Efan said:

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[Edited 2/7/11 17:16pm]

What did you post?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Efan said:

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:

[Edited 2/7/11 17:16pm]

What did you post?

Nothing important. It was just a stupid joke about the links to the videos that JustErin posted.

PANDURITO said:

OMG

x 1000

IstenSzek said:

PANDURITO said:

OMG

x 1000

its having sex with janice the muppet!!

[Edited 2/7/11 19:32pm]

BlackAdder7 said:

IstenSzek said:

x 1000

its having sex with janice the muppet!!

[Edited 2/7/11 19:32pm]

that's what i was thinking, but i didn't know the muppet's name

yet janice looks frighteningly like donatella versace

IstenSzek said:

BlackAdder7 said:

its having sex with janice the muppet!!

[Edited 2/7/11 19:32pm]

that's what i was thinking, but i didn't know the muppet's name

yet janice looks frighteningly like donatella versace

BlackAdder7 said:

IstenSzek said:

that's what i was thinking, but i didn't know the muppet's name

yet janice looks frighteningly like donatella versace

donatella looks a bit pale there, but i've seen her wear the same spray tan colour as janice

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[Edited 2/7/11 20:00pm]

PANDURITO said:

physco185 said:

that's them right!!!

which one did u get?????

Hey! Where's the light?

PANDURITO said:

OMG

This is what i was about to ask. What's up with all these fake plastic pussies claiming to

be lifelike Carmen Luvana's pussy or Lacey Duvalle's pussy?

[Edited 2/7/11 20:52pm]

johnart said:

NDRU said:

I can see the candles & hear the Norah Jones already. Your fleshlight is a lucky tube!

"Special" was not the best word choice I've ever made.

"Just the tube of us..."

NDRU said:

johnart said:

"Special" was not the best word choice I've ever made.

"Just the tube of us..."

I hate you.

johnart said:

NDRU said:

"Just the tube of us..."

I hate you.

I'm sorry!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I haven't read this thread but has anyone covered how you actually clean the thing?

Yes it's been covered. Bottom of page one or on two I think.

NDRU said:

johnart said:

I hate you.

I'm sorry!

Oh not at all. I totally walked into it. Have at it.

BlackAdder7 said:

JustErin said:

Right, exactly. It has nothing to do with her really, unless he wants to ask her to get involved.

how would you feel if the person with whom you were in a relationship with hid something from you?

Hid something?

Don't we all hide something, in the sense we don't tell all?

If it's not a factor in the relationship, does she need to know?

Is this openess mutual?

ZombieKitten said:

Efan said:

Well, you're so gorgeous I can't imagine anybody you're with fantasizing about somebody else.

But for the rest of us normal humans...

the thing with me is I couldn't care less. I don't think I've ever fantasised about my husband ONCE! AND I watch porn secretly when nobody is home.

Hmmmm

I do fantasize about guys I'm in relationships with.

But I do get into relationships with guys that are my type so that does wonders . .

SUPRMAN said:

ZombieKitten said:

the thing with me is I couldn't care less. I don't think I've ever fantasised about my husband ONCE! AND I watch porn secretly when nobody is home.

Hmmmm

I do fantasize about guys I'm in relationships with.

But I do get into relationships with guys that are my type so that does wonders . .

I'm talking about fantasizing specifically to get off. I daydream about him and stuff at other times though!

ZombieKitten said:

SUPRMAN said:

Hmmmm

I do fantasize about guys I'm in relationships with.

But I do get into relationships with guys that are my type so that does wonders . .

I'm talking about fantasizing specifically to get off. I daydream about him and stuff at other times though!

I've dreamed about my guy, but I don't necessarily fantisize about him (and I doubt he does about me). I don't see the point...I have him.

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm talking about fantasizing specifically to get off. I daydream about him and stuff at other times though!

I've dreamed about my guy, but I don't necessarily fantisize about him (and I doubt he does about me). I don't see the point...I have him.

yeah kind of like that for me too, except I don't really fantasize about anyone else either