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You know what really sucks??? When it freezes overnight and you wake up to find water spraying out from under your water meter cover, running down the road like a goddamned river that you have to pay to supply. Then you call the water company and they tell you that they don't know when they will be able to look at it because all their guys have already left on assignments, so you sit around with no water, all the while paying to irrigate the fucking road.
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Plug the leak with a dead otter, while you wait.
=== THIS SPACE HAS BEEN HIRED BY YOUR LOCAL WATER METER REPAIR TEAM. WE'RE SORRY WE'RE OUT RIGHT NOW REPAIRING L'ANGEBLEU'S WATER METER (HE HAS PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE HE RENTS MESSAGEBOARD SPACE AT AFFORDABLE PRICES), BUT LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE SPACE PROVIDED AND WE'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU. ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift. |
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langebleu said: Plug the leak with a dead otter, while you wait.
=== THIS SPACE HAS BEEN HIRED BY YOUR LOCAL WATER METER REPAIR TEAM. WE'RE SORRY WE'RE OUT RIGHT NOW REPAIRING L'ANGEBLEU'S WATER METER (HE HAS PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE HE RENTS MESSAGEBOARD SPACE AT AFFORDABLE PRICES), BUT LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE SPACE PROVIDED AND WE'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU. Otters should never die... EVER. :immortalotter: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Water is still spraying down the friggin' road. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: langebleu said: Plug the leak with a dead otter, while you wait.
=== THIS SPACE HAS BEEN HIRED BY YOUR LOCAL WATER METER REPAIR TEAM. WE'RE SORRY WE'RE OUT RIGHT NOW REPAIRING L'ANGEBLEU'S WATER METER (HE HAS PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE HE RENTS MESSAGEBOARD SPACE AT AFFORDABLE PRICES), BUT LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE SPACE PROVIDED AND WE'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU. Otters should never die... EVER. :immortalotter:  | |
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That blows dorcel juice! | |
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Im not awake yet so that's all Im handing out... LAUGH TRACKS | |
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DOLPHINA said: That blows dorcel juice!
I have sprayed so much water into the road that you could swin around comfortably out there right now...  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Im not awake yet so that's all Im handing out... LAUGH TRACKS
You could have done some good work in seventies sitcoms! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: When it freezes overnight and you wake up to find water spraying out from under your water meter cover, running down the road like a goddamned river that you have to pay to supply. Then you call the water company and they tell you that they don't know when they will be able to look at it because all their guys have already left on assignments, so you sit around with no water, all the while paying to irrigate the fucking road.
FUCK. the water company is racist "Climb in my fur." | |
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it's town water? not a well?
I hope you don't get held responsible for the cost of the wasted water! It's not your fault right? texas? freezing? why am I confused? "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: it's town water? not a well?
I hope you don't get held responsible for the cost of the wasted water! It's not your fault right? texas? freezing? why am I confused? It sucks... I will have to pay for it if the break is past the meter...
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I get a little tired of having to say do you swim here often? | |
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Water is still shooting down the goddamned road at an amazing rate.
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IceNine said: Water is still shooting down the goddamned road at an amazing rate.
This is to bad! But I think that little otter will like the water.. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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IceNine said: Shorty said: it's town water? not a well?
I hope you don't get held responsible for the cost of the wasted water! It's not your fault right? texas? freezing? why am I confused? It sucks... I will have to pay for it if the break is past the meter...
Yeah, no wells... it's squirting out at the meter though right? I got a well!  "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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sag10 said: IceNine said: Water is still shooting down the goddamned road at an amazing rate.
This is to bad! But I think that little otter will like the water.. I only wish I had an otter... it appears that I have enough water for it to play in. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Still spraying... six hours after I called them...
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Here is what sucks even more...
I called them again about 20 minutes ago... I talked to a supervisor... he said that he would send someone right over... They arrived... they said that the person that I talked to at the office had never filed my report and this was the first they had heard of it! :Evil: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Here is what sucks even more...
I called them again about 20 minutes ago... I talked to a supervisor... he said that he would send someone right over... They arrived... they said that the person that I talked to at the office had never filed my report and this was the first they had heard of it! :Evil: u should throw a rancid fish at 'em... | |
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IceNine said: Here is what sucks even more...
I called them again about 20 minutes ago... I talked to a supervisor... he said that he would send someone right over... They arrived... they said that the person that I talked to at the office had never filed my report and this was the first they had heard of it! :Evil: wtf?!? That is totally ridiculous! Fuckers... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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"You know what really sucks???"--A vacume cleaner.
Seriously I'm sorry to hear that you are having trouble with your meter. Incompetence is everywhere. How could the guy NOT file your complaint. Hopefully his toilet will overflow tonight. | |
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TongueBox said: "You know what really sucks???"--A vacume cleaner.
Seriously I'm sorry to hear that you are having trouble with your meter. Incompetence is everywhere. How could the guy NOT file your complaint. Hopefully his toilet will overflow tonight.
Yeah, it sucked waiting all fucking day... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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TongueBox said: Hopefully his toilet will overflow tonight.
grosss  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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12:30 PM CST...
My plumbing has JUST been repaired. FINALLY. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: 12:30 PM CST...
My plumbing has JUST been repaired. FINALLY. I hope your toilet system explodes and you smell of shit. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: 12:30 PM CST...
My plumbing has JUST been repaired. FINALLY. I hope your toilet system explodes and you smell of shit. What... do you feel alone in your stench, stinky? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: 12:30 PM CST...
My plumbing has JUST been repaired. FINALLY. I hope your toilet system explodes and you smell of shit. What... do you feel alone in your stench, stinky? Very much so.-------
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