XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

three thousand, two hundred and seventy five and a half

a half??

well...yes...:box: I counted anal as a half.

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

a half??

well...yes...:box: I counted anal as a half. oral is one third, and a hand job is a quarter

i learn something new every day

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

well...yes...:box: I counted anal as a half. oral is one third, and a hand job is a quarter

i learn something new every day

you're a very good student. I love teaching you. you didn't even make a peep.

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

i learn something new every day

you're a very good student. I love teaching you. you didn't even make a peep.

mummy always said don't talk with your mouth full

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

you're a very good student. I love teaching you. you didn't even make a peep.

mummy always said don't talk with your mouth full

:Falloff:

Didn't you notice I turned her picture face down on the night table??

StonedImmaculate said:

Two virgins...

One was one of the greatest sexual experiences I ever had. Took my time...nice and gentle...it was amazing.

The other virgin...I was drunk and sloppy. Sorry, Abby.

sorry about that dude.

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

mummy always said don't talk with your mouth full

:Falloff:

Didn't you notice I turned her picture face down on the night table??

something was blocking my view

only one that i know of. and i didn't know it while it was going on.

i still remember that the song playing on repeat that night was a

nick cave song called "people ain't no good", which is a very very

depressing song.

i always have to chuckle whenever i play that song since it must

be the most horrible song ever to lose your virginity to.

then again, the song might have been of the least concern since i

recall myself being quite a crap shag that night since i remember

thinking "oh well, if you're just gonna be all coy and lay there on

the bed like a corps, then i'm sure as hell not gonna put too much

effort in to this".

so if you're a virgin and you're having your first sex, do tell him

or her.

I deflowered one virgin. She was my girlfriend in high school. I also lost my virginity to her at the same time.

Athough I have personal & spiritual regrets of losing my virginity at such a young age (18!), it was definitely one of the most memorable days of my life.

One woman, and several men.

purplemookiebut said:

FrenchGuy said:

One... Though it took many tries to "open the gate"

I don't get the obsession may men have for 'deflowering', though. I hated it.

You'll end up being her first one ever. Since most of the times, it's painful, done akwardly (I was ... 17 ), unless you mate with the girl and go a long way (thus improving your 'sexperience'), many girls usually hate their 'first-timer' or worse, he might get the 'bad fucker' label

I love open-minded women with (a lot of) experience. Nothing funny for me being the 'teacher'.

haha thats why it's great i got a vibrator so my first time wasn't terrible. i opened the gate myself

what? You gave your virginity to a plastic stick??