A uterus pinata!

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Thank you for explaining what it is! Looks lovely!

johnart said:

Do babies fall out of it?

Only if you hit it very, very hard!

Genesia said:

johnart said:

Do babies fall out of it?

Only if you hit it very, very hard!

Oh, I thought you just tossed it down a flight of stairs to get to the goodies.

This would be great for Unwed Teen Mom Group Home send-off parties.

johnart said:

This would be great for Unwed Teen Mom Group Home send-off parties.

Or "Congratulations! You got your period!" parties.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

This would be great for Unwed Teen Mom Group Home send-off parties.

Or "Congratulations! You got your period!" parties.

What would fall out of it in that instance? Red-Hots and Twizzlers?

johnart said:

Do babies fall out of it?

johnart said:

Genesia said:

Only if you hit it very, very hard!

Oh, I thought you just tossed it down a flight of stairs to get to the goodies.

I don't know why, but I started thinking about Princess Diana just now, RIP

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

Oh, I thought you just tossed it down a flight of stairs to get to the goodies.

I don't know why, but I started thinking about Princess Diana just now, RIP

What?

She was killed by paparazzi, not aborted.

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't know why, but I started thinking about Princess Diana just now, RIP

What?

She was killed by paparazzi, not aborted.

After the birth of William, Diana sufferred from post-natal depression. She later developed the eating disorder bulimia nervosa, and made a number of suicide attempts. Her most serious suidice attempt was in 1982 when, while pregnant with Prince William, she threw herself down a set of stairs. It has been suggested that in her suicide attempts the Princess did not in fact intend to end her life, and was merely making a 'cry for help' (so-called 'parasuicide'). In one of her own interviews, released after her death, she said that Charles, Prince of Wales had accused her of crying wolf when she threatened to kill herself. But, although her life may not have been in serious danger, there was certainly a significant risk that she would miscarry her baby.

WWWWrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhht!

johnart said:

Genesia said:

Or "Congratulations! You got your period!" parties.

What would fall out of it in that instance? Red-Hots and Twizzlers?

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

What?

She was killed by paparazzi, not aborted.

After the birth of William, Diana sufferred from post-natal depression. She later developed the eating disorder bulimia nervosa, and made a number of suicide attempts. Her most serious suidice attempt was in 1982 when, while pregnant with Prince William, she threw herself down a set of stairs. It has been suggested that in her suicide attempts the Princess did not in fact intend to end her life, and was merely making a 'cry for help' (so-called 'parasuicide'). In one of her own interviews, released after her death, she said that Charles, Prince of Wales had accused her of crying wolf when she threatened to kill herself. But, although her life may not have been in serious danger, there was certainly a significant risk that she would miscarry her baby.

Hmm. I never knew that.

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johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

After the birth of William, Diana sufferred from post-natal depression. She later developed the eating disorder bulimia nervosa, and made a number of suicide attempts. Her most serious suidice attempt was in 1982 when, while pregnant with Prince William, she threw herself down a set of stairs. It has been suggested that in her suicide attempts the Princess did not in fact intend to end her life, and was merely making a 'cry for help' (so-called 'parasuicide'). In one of her own interviews, released after her death, she said that Charles, Prince of Wales had accused her of crying wolf when she threatened to kill herself. But, although her life may not have been in serious danger, there was certainly a significant risk that she would miscarry her baby.

Hmm. I never knew that.

A comedy skit program must have done a parody of it, because I always have this mental image of her threatening to do it and then doing a piss-weak yet dramatic pretend fall

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

Hmm. I never knew that.

A comedy skit program must have done a parody of it, because I always have this mental image of her threatening to do it and then doing a piss-weak yet dramatic pretend fall

When Genesia said she found the perfect Valentine's Day gift for johnart, I thought she meant this:

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But a uterus pinata is cool too.

Nancy

That's exactly what I am going to do iffen I ever get pregnant again: beat my uterus with a stick!!!

johnart said:

Nancy

I knew you would like it.

Vendetta1 said:

That's exactly what I am going to do iffen I ever get pregnant again: beat my uterus with a stick!!!

johnart said:

Vendetta1 said:

That's exactly what I am going to do iffen I ever get pregnant again: beat my uterus with a stick!!!

I think this would make a perfect gift for johnart...

http://www.spencersonline...he-tuggie/

MoniGram said:

I think this would make a perfect gift for johnart...

http://www.spencersonline...he-tuggie/

Genesia said:

Vendetta1 said:

That's exactly what I am going to do iffen I ever get pregnant again: beat my uterus with a stick!!!

and add a to that

MoniGram said:

I think this would make a perfect gift for johnart...

http://www.spencersonline...he-tuggie/

Does it come with ball-Crocs?