KoolEaze said:

you tell´em whazzup homie cuz aint no one bad ass you. low life mafuckkas better wake up and realize. stupid ass bitches up in this bitch aint got shitt on you anyway. folks be talkin shitt and correctin grammer like they be gettin paid when in reality they dont mean shit in real life.

Muthafukkas be hatin just cuz they envy you...envy you´re lifestyle, you´re ride, the chicks you hang wit ...nahmean? Its all about the playahatin....

if the truth came to you tasting like fish then how will you know its not beef? when the sun rises in the west the dark kings get tempted to rule with an iron fist, nah mean ? it was written..

aint nuttin shakin but tha bacon. for real. its like my main man sergio used to say...if you can´t stand the HEAT you better turn on the AC . its like telling you whut´s good for you when you know you like it deep fried...it´s like licking icecubes in december ...when you know that grease can be good for you....

The wise men.know its all about the balance...you aint got shitt if you aint got balance....and love...and air....and freedom..

it s universal ...knowledge..wisdom..truth...but THEY dont want you to know that....and some are rather content with that big fat carrot dangling in front of there noses.

But I know you ....peeps can´t stop you from being you...

I´mma puff sum cheeba cheeba and bust a nut in a minute but know that your not alone out there..

Whatever happened to good, old fashioned English? I can't even use my Translate feature!

whafukthis?

I always imagine KingBad to be a bit like Dizzee Rascall

Yeah, yeah. Fo realz!

wazzzup!

KingBAD said:

i been gettin all kinda flack 'bout the way

i say whut i say, when i'm sayin whut i'm sayin.

so check it...

when you are tryin to front

and think you can correct me on

anything i may write, or how i might spell it, KNOW THIS.

i am KING BAD and i kick it, like i like it.

i do whutilike how i like it.

you sir or ma' am need to git a fit fo yo own shit

then and only then will you have a place to attempt

makin corrections to some shit.

MY SHIT IZ MY SHIT... don't gitit twittit.

[img:$uid]http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad339/CML1995/english.gif[/img:$uid]

KingBAD said:

i been gettin all kinda flack 'bout the way

i say whut i say, when i'm sayin whut i'm sayin.

so check it...

when you are tryin to front

and think you can correct me on

anything i may write, or how i might spell it, KNOW THIS.

i am KING BAD and i kick it, like i like it.

i do whutilike how i like it.

you sir or ma' am need to git a fit fo yo own shit

then and only then will you have a place to attempt

makin corrections to some shit.

MY SHIT IZ MY SHIT... don't gitit twittit.

He gets bad comments about the way he types

However, when you are trying to correct him just know that he likes it this way

So you need to be comforable with yourself and get your own style because he likes the way he types because it makes him different from everybody else...do not get him confused with another person.

[Edited 2/3/11 7:47am]

paisleypark4 said:

KingBAD said:

i been gettin all kinda flack 'bout the way

i say whut i say, when i'm sayin whut i'm sayin.

so check it...

when you are tryin to front

and think you can correct me on

anything i may write, or how i might spell it, KNOW THIS.

i am KING BAD and i kick it, like i like it.

i do whutilike how i like it.

you sir or ma' am need to git a fit fo yo own shit

then and only then will you have a place to attempt

makin corrections to some shit.

MY SHIT IZ MY SHIT... don't gitit twittit.

He gets bad comments about the way he types

However, when you are trying to correct him just know that he likes it this way

So you need to be comforable with yourself and get your own style because he likes the way he types because it makes him different from everybody else...do not get him confused with another person.

[Edited 2/3/11 7:47am]

Hey, that´s an interesting "translation/interpretation". Could you translate my post as well?

Poiple said:

KingBAD said:

i been gettin all kinda flack 'bout the way

i say whut i say, when i'm sayin whut i'm sayin.

so check it...

when you are tryin to front

and think you can correct me on

anything i may write, or how i might spell it, KNOW THIS.

i am KING BAD and i kick it, like i like it.

i do whutilike how i like it.

you sir or ma' am need to git a fit fo yo own shit

then and only then will you have a place to attempt

makin corrections to some shit.

MY SHIT IZ MY SHIT... don't gitit twittit.

[img:$uid]http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad339/CML1995/english.gif[/img:$uid]

Poiple You have me Dying over here..,He's gonna have a mouthful to say, but this is cracking me up......I couldn't have said it more to the point than YOU have!!!!

you haven't been getting any flack.

no pays that much attention, King!

paisleypark4 said:

KingBAD said:

i been gettin all kinda flack 'bout the way

i say whut i say, when i'm sayin whut i'm sayin.

so check it...

when you are tryin to front

and think you can correct me on

anything i may write, or how i might spell it, KNOW THIS.

i am KING BAD and i kick it, like i like it.

i do whutilike how i like it.

you sir or ma' am need to git a fit fo yo own shit

then and only then will you have a place to attempt

makin corrections to some shit.

MY SHIT IZ MY SHIT... don't gitit twittit.

He gets bad comments about the way he types

However, when you are trying to correct him just know that he likes it this way

So you need to be comforable with yourself and get your own style because he likes the way he types because it makes him different from everybody else...do not get him confused with another person.

[Edited 2/3/11 7:47am]

other orgers may try to copy him but there is only one KingBAD

Haha Kingbad... Nice to have your bad self around.

KoolEaze said:

you tell´em whazzup homie cuz aint no one bad ass you. low life mafuckkas better wake up and realize. stupid ass bitches up in this bitch aint got shitt on you anyway. folks be talkin shitt and correctin grammer like they be gettin paid when in reality they dont mean shit in real life.

Muthafukkas be hatin just cuz they envy you...envy you´re lifestyle, you´re ride, the chicks you hang wit ...nahmean? Its all about the playahatin....

if the truth came to you tasting like fish then how will you know its not beef? when the sun rises in the west the dark kings get tempted to rule with an iron fist, nah mean ? it was written..

aint nuttin shakin but tha bacon. for real. its like my main man sergio used to say...if you can´t stand the HEAT you better turn on the AC . its like telling you whut´s good for you when you know you like it deep fried...it´s like licking icecubes in december ...when you know that grease can be good for you....

The wise men.know its all about the balance...you aint got shitt if you aint got balance....and love...and air....and freedom..

it s universal ...knowledge..wisdom..truth...but THEY dont want you to know that....and some are rather content with that big fat carrot dangling in front of there noses.

But I know you ....peeps can´t stop you from being you...

I´mma puff sum cheeba cheeba and bust a nut in a minute but know that your not alone out there..

"KingBad" is a great guy and people try to correct his grammar; however they are not being paid for their time by correcting him so they should not.

These people despise the way you live and so they feel some insecurity inside and they feel the need to berate Kingbad with unkind words.

When the truth shows will these people even know the difference? It's like saying beer is fish for instance..they don't know what they are talking about. People try to judge with a iron fist and they shed their negativity in a manner which is incorrect.

paisleypark4 said:

KoolEaze said:

you tell´em whazzup homie cuz aint no one bad ass you. low life mafuckkas better wake up and realize. stupid ass bitches up in this bitch aint got shitt on you anyway. folks be talkin shitt and correctin grammer like they be gettin paid when in reality they dont mean shit in real life.

Muthafukkas be hatin just cuz they envy you...envy you´re lifestyle, you´re ride, the chicks you hang wit ...nahmean? Its all about the playahatin....

if the truth came to you tasting like fish then how will you know its not beef? when the sun rises in the west the dark kings get tempted to rule with an iron fist, nah mean ? it was written..

aint nuttin shakin but tha bacon. for real. its like my main man sergio used to say...if you can´t stand the HEAT you better turn on the AC . its like telling you whut´s good for you when you know you like it deep fried...it´s like licking icecubes in december ...when you know that grease can be good for you....

The wise men.know its all about the balance...you aint got shitt if you aint got balance....and love...and air....and freedom..

it s universal ...knowledge..wisdom..truth...but THEY dont want you to know that....and some are rather content with that big fat carrot dangling in front of there noses.

But I know you ....peeps can´t stop you from being you...

I´mma puff sum cheeba cheeba and bust a nut in a minute but know that your not alone out there..

"KingBad" is a great guy and people try to correct his grammar; however they are not being paid for their time by correcting him so they should not.

These people despise the way you live and so they feel some insecurity inside and they feel the need to berate Kingbad with unkind words.

When the truth shows will these people even know the difference? It's like saying beer is fish for instance..they don't know what they are talking about. People try to judge with a iron fist and they shed their negativity in a manner which is incorrect.

I might give him a pass if he were in his teens...but he's a 54 year old man! It's an insult to the English language.

Word to ya mother.

paisleypark4 said:

KoolEaze said:

you tell´em whazzup homie cuz aint no one bad ass you. low life mafuckkas better wake up and realize. stupid ass bitches up in this bitch aint got shitt on you anyway. folks be talkin shitt and correctin grammer like they be gettin paid when in reality they dont mean shit in real life.

Muthafukkas be hatin just cuz they envy you...envy you´re lifestyle, you´re ride, the chicks you hang wit ...nahmean? Its all about the playahatin....

if the truth came to you tasting like fish then how will you know its not beef? when the sun rises in the west the dark kings get tempted to rule with an iron fist, nah mean ? it was written..

aint nuttin shakin but tha bacon. for real. its like my main man sergio used to say...if you can´t stand the HEAT you better turn on the AC . its like telling you whut´s good for you when you know you like it deep fried...it´s like licking icecubes in december ...when you know that grease can be good for you....

The wise men.know its all about the balance...you aint got shitt if you aint got balance....and love...and air....and freedom..

it s universal ...knowledge..wisdom..truth...but THEY dont want you to know that....and some are rather content with that big fat carrot dangling in front of there noses.

But I know you ....peeps can´t stop you from being you...

I´mma puff sum cheeba cheeba and bust a nut in a minute but know that your not alone out there..

"KingBad" is a great guy and people try to correct his grammar; however they are not being paid for their time by correcting him so they should not.

These people despise the way you live and so they feel some insecurity inside and they feel the need to berate Kingbad with unkind words.

When the truth shows will these people even know the difference? It's like saying beer is fish for instance..they don't know what they are talking about. People try to judge with a iron fist and they shed their negativity in a manner which is incorrect.

You are such a funny and cool person.

KoolEaze said:

[img:$uid]http://www.fischereivereinreisensburg.de/Bilder/waller1_19%2008%2007.jpg[/img:$uid]

[Edited 2/2/11 20:02pm]

I don't know that the hell this thread is about but just look at that damn dick and balls underneath that motherfucker's arm, not to mention those hairy legs. Damn!!

Too bad it's wasted on a fish. But then again, that could be said about any straight man.

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[Edited 2/3/11 14:38pm]

vainandy said:

KoolEaze said:

[img:$uid]http://www.fischereivereinreisensburg.de/Bilder/waller1_19%2008%2007.jpg[/img:$uid]

[Edited 2/2/11 20:02pm]

I don't know that the hell this thread is about but just look at that damn dick and balls underneath that motherfucker's arm, not to mention those hairy legs. Damn!!

Too bad it's wasted on a fish. But then again, that could be said about any straight man.

.

.

.

[Edited 2/3/11 14:38pm]

KingBAD said:

i been gettin all kinda flack 'bout the way

i say whut i say, when i'm sayin whut i'm sayin.

so check it...

when you are tryin to front

and think you can correct me on

anything i may write, or how i might spell it, KNOW THIS.

i am KING BAD and i kick it, like i like it.

i do whutilike how i like it.

you sir or ma' am need to git a fit fo yo own shit

then and only then will you have a place to attempt

makin corrections to some shit.

MY SHIT IZ MY SHIT... don't gitit twittit.

^ This shit ryte here!

It is this kind of language, incorrect grammar, and all disdain for the King's English that has caused my vocabulary here at the org to plummet significantly. While we must embrace all forms of communication/speech and their users from the wordy elite to the hood slang, it is only fair and reasonable that we don't pretend like we don't understand what the fuck this muhugga is sayin'.

WORD! Do yo thang King Dreadful, Ghastly, Calamitous or whateva da hell yo name is. I support you kickin' it like you kick it when you kick it like you do.

Fee Fi Fo Fum....yo momma, yo daddy and yo whole generation. Ya heard me?!

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. PLEASE SPEAK SAFELY! DON'T DRINK AND TYPE!

^

Y'all really some funny people. oops, peeps, (hehe)

1. i'm 55 due to be 56 shortly

2. the last time i was in a 'hood' i was dining with people

most of y'all concider fams.

3. no matterwhut it is you say 'bout my pimpin, it's MY PIMPIN.

ya know whut?

long before you could concider yo'self educated i was twistin 'your' language up to fit my needs. you can't think out 'the box' that's yo shit.

when i go into boardrooms i talk it like i write it and whut

i say is on the front burnner, so to speak. so, let me bait my rapp... fuck you again. and remember this is said

with the greatest of love in my heart fo ya. fuck ya, 'til yo nose bleed, cause (or how do you so calle educated sorts write) cos (haha) no matter how much you say about whut i say and do, it won't bother me as much as it bother you.

(no crime t rhyme, use to do it all the time)

may GOD bless you and keep you close.

WORD!!!

"THA'S RYTE BRUH MAN U TELL EM HOW IT IS CUZ THESE MUHFUGGAS....I SAYS THESE MUHFUGGAS AINT HERD U! ALL UP IN YO COOL AID N DON KNOW DA FLAVA! SHIIIT DE BETTA AKS SUMBODI! "

[img:$uid]http://elfiz.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/push-mo-nique.jpg[/img:$uid]

This has got to be the thread of the year.

HotGritz said:

"THA'S RYTE BRUH MAN U TELL EM HOW IT IS CUZ THESE MUHFUGGAS....I SAYS THESE MUHFUGGAS AINT HERD U! ALL UP IN YO COOL AID N DON KNOW DA FLAVA! SHIIIT DE BETTA AKS SUMBODI! "

[img:$uid]http://elfiz.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/push-mo-nique.jpg[/img:$uid]

Please stop I beg of you...I'm losing control of my bodily functions...bawahahahahaahaaa!

"U TELL 'EM KING SIR. DAY TRYN COME FER ME TOO BUT I DUNT SOSSIALYZE WIT NO CITY FOLK WUT WIT ALL THEY HIGHSCHOOLIN' AND PADE EDGECATION N WHAT NOT! I GOT MY YOUTH, MY GUD LOOKS, MAH HORSE N MAH DOG....WUT I NEED WIT SOME UPPY EDGECATION!? EDGECATION N TALKIN' FUNNY IS FER SISSIES!"

[img:$uid]http://www.luello.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hillbilly19.jpg[/img:$uid]

lavender1983 said:

HotGritz said:

"THA'S RYTE BRUH MAN U TELL EM HOW IT IS CUZ THESE MUHFUGGAS....I SAYS THESE MUHFUGGAS AINT HERD U! ALL UP IN YO COOL AID N DON KNOW DA FLAVA! SHIIIT DE BETTA AKS SUMBODI! "

[img:$uid]http://elfiz.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/push-mo-nique.jpg[/img:$uid]

Please stop I beg of you...I'm losing control of my bodily functions...bawahahahahaahaaa!

it made me tinkle a lil bit too...

"SIMONE CARNAL! I WISH AN ESSE WUD SAY SUMTING TO ME ABOUT DEE WAY I TALK ORR TYPE! U MIGHT COME UP SHORT ESSE! AND BY SHORT...I MEAN I FUCK U UP IN JOR OWN HOOD! STREET EDUCATION TRUMPS BOOK EDUCATION CARNAL! AND BY BOOK EDUCATION...I MEAN I FUCK U UP IN JOR OWN HOOD!"

[img:$uid]http://blogamole.tr3s.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kilo_cholo.jpg[/img:$uid]

KingBAD said:

lavender1983 said:

Please stop I beg of you...I'm losing control of my bodily functions...bawahahahahaahaaa!

it made me tinkle a lil bit too...

that's last week's thread