CLASSIC ... it's on now!

Damon and Kadeem's character's are crazy!! The solja boy.

I actually have the movie Gold chains

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"They shootin'...they shootin'!"

StonedImmaculate said:

"They shootin'...they shootin'!"

"How much for some ribs? Let me just get one, I sure am hungry!"

LittleBLUECorvette said:

StonedImmaculate said:

"They shootin'...they shootin'!"

"How much for some ribs? Let me just get one, I sure am hungry!"

"We gonna need an orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot off your ass!"

"My eyes aren't really green." (among other things)

"Master Lee was your kung-fu teacher?" "No, acting."

"So just you 57 punks against Kung-Fu Joe? Master of karate, kung-fu, jujitsu, and all that other shit you ain't never heard of... HAHAHAHA... (gun shots)"

"I SAID CLOSE THE DOOR SHITHEAD!"

"That brother's walking on an aquarium, brother you got nose bleed or something?" "Maybe it's his dinner." "Brother done stepped in a flood!"

"Not half, not some but ALL my cash 'cause if she don't I'm a put my foot IN HER ASS."

"Aw home ain't home?"

"Aw shit you must got the devil in you?!" "NO...CAAAAA-RAAAAAAAAAMPSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZ BLARRGGGGGGGH..."

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Timmy84 said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

"How much for some ribs? Let me just get one, I sure am hungry!"

"We gonna need an orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot off your ass!"

"My eyes aren't really green." (among other things)

"Master Lee was your kung-fu teacher?" "No, acting."

"So just you 57 punks against Kung-Fu Joe? Master of karate, kung-fu, jujitsu, and all that other shit you ain't never heard of... HAHAHAHA... (gun shots)"

"I SAID CLOSE THE DOOR SHITHEAD!"

"That brother's walking on an aquarium, brother you got nose bleed or something?" "Maybe it's his dinner." "Brother done stepped in a flood!"

"Not half, not some but ALL my cash 'cause if she don't I'm a put my foot IN HER ASS."

"Aw home ain't home?"

"Aw shit you must got the devil in you?!" "NO...CAAAAA-RAAAAAAAAAMPSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZ BLARRGGGGGGGH..."

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"How he go to the bathroom with all this stuff on"

"I wasn't screamin"

"If I see you Ecans midgets again, your ass is mine"

LittleBLUECorvette said:

Timmy84 said:

"We gonna need an orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot off your ass!"

"My eyes aren't really green." (among other things)

"Master Lee was your kung-fu teacher?" "No, acting."

"So just you 57 punks against Kung-Fu Joe? Master of karate, kung-fu, jujitsu, and all that other shit you ain't never heard of... HAHAHAHA... (gun shots)"

"I SAID CLOSE THE DOOR SHITHEAD!"

"That brother's walking on an aquarium, brother you got nose bleed or something?" "Maybe it's his dinner." "Brother done stepped in a flood!"

"Not half, not some but ALL my cash 'cause if she don't I'm a put my foot IN HER ASS."

"Aw home ain't home?"

"Aw shit you must got the devil in you?!" "NO...CAAAAA-RAAAAAAAAAMPSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZ BLARRGGGGGGGH..."

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"How he go to the bathroom with all this stuff on"

"I wasn't screamin"

"If I see you Ecans midgets again, your ass is mine"

"LOIS MITCHELL TOO!"

"You was whistling 'Willie help get this bitch off me?'"

"I promise I'm gonna go straight." "Yeah but you know there's only two ways out of here." "AW MAN ALL OF Y'ALL CAN JUST KISS MY NATURAL BLACK ASS! (falls out window) WHOA!" "Didn't he hear about an elevator?"

"Are you sure you got enough?" "You can never have enough, brother."

"One ugly big head brother, the other one look like he at sea world"

"Who's that singing, that's the directors sister"

"Lenny, why you tell em our real names for?"

"You can't dig my melodious voice"

LittleBLUECorvette said:

"One ugly big head brother, the other one look like he at sea world"

"Who's that singing, that's the directors sister"

"Lenny, why you tell em our real names for?"

"You can't dig my melodious voice"

That was one of my favorite scenes and she got on the ground like she was Patti LaBelle.

TD3 said:

TD3 said:

LUV that movie and Antonio Fargas. You know you can buy those shoes online?

"Say brother, you've been shopping at the Goodwill? "

What about the scene where the little boy was reading his Abraham Lincoln report?

ihateonions said:

What about the scene where the little boy was reading his Abraham Lincoln report?

MAN! That was so hilarious. WHILE THE BRADY BUNCH MUSIC WAS PLAYING!

Timmy84 said:

ihateonions said:

What about the scene where the little boy was reading his Abraham Lincoln report?

MAN! That was so hilarious. WHILE THE BRADY BUNCH MUSIC WAS PLAYING!

I know, right?

Copied from imdb mb:

"Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Illinois. This po' white twash went on to become the Pwesident of the United States. Once in office, this white capitalist swine manipulated the freedom of the black man for his own political career, 'til another piece of po' white twash shot him in the head. The end."

Crazy ass Clarence Williams III followed that with "Thank You, Jeeeezus!"

TD3 said:

My favorite scene hands down. I literally laughed myself sore.

Classic movie.

ihateonions said:

Timmy84 said:

MAN! That was so hilarious. WHILE THE BRADY BUNCH MUSIC WAS PLAYING!

I know, right?

Copied from imdb mb:

"Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Illinois. This po' white twash went on to become the Pwesident of the United States. Once in office, this white capitalist swine manipulated the freedom of the black man for his own political career, 'til another piece of po' white twash shot him in the head. The end."

Crazy ass Clarence Williams III followed that with "Thank You, Jeeeezus!"

Now I remember how that scene went verbatim. Man I was on the ground. Especially the way the kid went "THIS PO WHITE TWASH!!!"

LittleBLUECorvette said:

StonedImmaculate said:

"They shootin'...they shootin'!"

"How much for some ribs? Let me just get one, I sure am hungry!"

classic Lemme get a rib Chris Rock was crazy as hell

babynoz said:

TD3 said:

My favorite scene hands down. I literally laughed myself sore.

Classic movie.

If you look real close, you can see Shawn and Marlon in there screen debut chasing Fly Guy down the street.

Timmy84 said:

ihateonions said:

What about the scene where the little boy was reading his Abraham Lincoln report?

MAN! That was so hilarious. WHILE THE BRADY BUNCH MUSIC WAS PLAYING!

The white lady who played his wife was JAN from the Brady Bunch!

One of my all time favorite movies.

StonedImmaculate said:

"They shootin'...they shootin'!"

Ma bunion! They shot ma BUNION!

PunkMistress said:

Timmy84 said:

MAN! That was so hilarious. WHILE THE BRADY BUNCH MUSIC WAS PLAYING!

The white lady who played his wife was JAN from the Brady Bunch!

One of my all time favorite movies.

I know.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

babynoz said:

My favorite scene hands down. I literally laughed myself sore.

Classic movie.

If you look real close, you can see Shawn and Marlon in there screen debut chasing Fly Guy down the street.