So what is your favorite porn film of all time.You can only mention one and feel free to explain why you like it so much.

My favorite porn movie is called Garter Charter Tours starring Ron Jeremy and Jessica Wylde. I first saw this movie when I was twelve, and I watched it a bunch of times for its creativity.

It's about a city tour company whose drivers are beautiful girls in tight shorts. Ron Jeremy is a fat,hairy,greasy mechanic who hasn't been paid in three months and goes to his boss's secretary Ms. Dikely, played by Jessica Wylde, to complain.

He tells her his dilemma, saying he needs to get paid so he can eat.She then says,"so you want to eat do you?" and well you know where this goes.

Someone witnesses their sexual act and phones in a complaint to an office where a dorky looking guy in glasses is getting head from his redheaded secretary. He investigates and calls Garter Charter Tours and Ms. Dikely answers the phone while Ron Jeremy, named Joe, is boning her from the back on the desk.

The dorky guy is named Bonner, but everyone calls him Boner.He requests a tour ride and Ms. Dikely mentally pencils him in as she moans and growns. Mr. Boner believes they have a bad connection, but she insists that the connection is just fine.

After Joe is done with Ms. Dikely he still asks to be paid, and she says that he just has. Mr. Boner comes to take a ride and gets more what he bargained for. Blowjobs from the tight short wearing drivers, and later on he gets it on with Ms.Dikely herself at her home on the couch.

At the end he gets fired from his job and comes to work for Garter Charter Tours, where everyone calls him Boner and he screams "Bonner! It's Bonner!" And everyone says "Whatever!".


I think it's pretty funny, and I wonder has anyone else seen it.

Note: I am not an avid porn watcher, and I feel this is the nastiest topic I have ever made,oh well.


I Don't Give A Duck About This Edit
[This message was edited Tue Feb 4 16:53:20 PST 2003 by Biscuit]

He tells her his dilemma, saying he needs to get paid so he can eat.She then says,"so you want to eat do you?" and well you know where this goes.

well i dont remember the names very well...but i love the cheesy acting bits...

"...Hey what are you doing in my room?...cue cheesy porn music...