This could just as easily go in the TMI thread, but i've had mine held while pissing. I was driving up 95 and ran into traffic one evening. I had to piss something serious. My then wife (I guess this proves she loved me) held it up to a soda bottle for me as I was driving. A little of it got on her hands. Fortunately we had baby wipes with us.

physco185 said:

a... For a million Dollars???

b... As a sexual Act???

c... If your partner hurt both hands in a freak accident????

or D....All of the above

if someone asked me nicely

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FauxReal said:

This could just as easily go in the TMI thread, but i've had mine held while pissing. I was driving up 95 and ran into traffic one evening. I had to piss something serious. My then wife (I guess this proves she loved me) held it up to a soda bottle for me as I was driving. A little of it got on her hands. Fortunately we had baby wipes with us.

my mind is going bonkers!!!!!

all i see is u having to suddenly brake and your penis getting jammed in the bottle top!!!!!

plus don't u have bushes on the side of your roads... that's what they r there 4!!!!!

XxAxX said:

physco185 said:

a... For a million Dollars???

b... As a sexual Act???

c... If your partner hurt both hands in a freak accident????

or D....All of the above

if someone asked me nicely

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oh, fine. you can skip the being nice part

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

if someone asked me nicely

[Edited 1/31/11 2:55am]

oh, fine. you can skip the being nice part

oh, oh all right all right you don't even have to ask jes' c'mere you!

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

oh, fine. you can skip the being nice part

oh, oh all right all right you don't even have to ask jes' c'mere you!

Ummmmm ok ... but i am a GIRL!!!!! i do not have one for u to hold.... but if i ever get that sex change u will b the first ... i promise!!!!!

BklynBabe said:

I guess I would stay broke, because I could never drink piss! And probably thirsty too... But sure I'd hold and aim for a milli.... Probably in the heat of passion too....especially for a milli. And for good karma, if you ain't got no arms and whatnot. Hell I wish I could grab my nephew's and teach him some aim. Lazy muhfukka!! At least wipe that off afterwards.

How old is he... cause if he is six.... ask Zombie!!!!

Has he been told???? Has his mum been told????

Does he have a medical condition???

Does he have a million dollars????

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Literally just rolled out of bed; and always procrastinate on the computer before I get ready for my day. FIRST thing I see?

johnart said:

For a million dollars I'll stick a straw in the peehole and pretend it's apple juice.

I love the ORG.

Timmy84 said:

TD3 said:

Oh, please is this suppose to be some BIG tabooo? I"ve never laughed so hard.

If you can put a man's dick in your mouth . . . I'm mean really what's the big deal about holding a man's peeing penis. To answer to your question, D.

I think most would choose A. But some would choose C too. I've heard that story about urine being healthy. I don't know lol

Also, can I ask a question to the OP (original poster), are you horny or something? Is this is something you're bringing up because you had to make that decision?

I guess HOLDING someone's piss and golden showers are different, huh?

I am an ORGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i am horny

No i do not have to make any decision.... it's just a thought process...

Timmy84 said:

[img:$uid]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236766758_morgan_Freeman_loop.gif[/img:$uid]

Why did I even click here?

@ that gif.

Alej said:

johnart said:

For a million dollars I'll stick a straw in the peehole and pretend it's apple juice.

!!!

Hola querido.

Acrylic said:

Literally just rolled out of bed; and always procrastinate on the computer before I get ready for my day. FIRST thing I see?

johnart said:

For a million dollars I'll stick a straw in the peehole and pretend it's apple juice.

I love the ORG.

Good mornin', Sunshine.

KidaDynamite said:

@ the both of y'all

and is that Morris Day son in the 1st pic?

Not sure, but now that you mention it, he DOES look like Morris.

physco185 said:

Timmy84 said:

I think most would choose A. But some would choose C too. I've heard that story about urine being healthy. I don't know lol

Also, can I ask a question to the OP (original poster), are you horny or something? Is this is something you're bringing up because you had to make that decision?

I guess HOLDING someone's piss and golden showers are different, huh?

I am an ORGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i am horny

No i do not have to make any decision.... it's just a thought process...

psychodelicide said:

KidaDynamite said:

@ the both of y'all

and is that Morris Day son in the 1st pic?

Not sure, but now that you mention it, he DOES look like Morris.

I doubt it is though but who knows, it could be. Ain't no telling.

physco185 said:

a... For a million Dollars??? AS LONG AS I CAN WEAR GLOVES...SURE!

b... As a sexual Act??? HELL NO!

c... If your partner hurt both hands in a freak accident???? WOULDN'T HE HAVE A FOLEY CATHETER?

or D....All of the above U cray!

KidaDynamite said:

YES!!!

You can hold mine and i promise you i won't pee.

Sorry but What the FUCK THREAD?

I hold one everyday

Here´s some penis for you. Listen closely.

Penis! Penis!

Penis!

PENIS!

Talking ´bout penis...I used to have a part time job as a student, and my boss was a very weird guy. Weird in a good way....at least most of the time. But really eccentric.

So, one day, he was peeing against a pillar after work, holding his PENIS in one hand while carrying his suitcase in the other.

Anyway, just a few seconds before he finished his little business, this manager type of guy from some other company came and wanted to speak with him.

My boss started shaking his penis with one hand, then rubbed his hand on his leg, pulled his zipper up and reached his hand toward that other guy to shake hands, as if nothing had happened, even though that other dude clearly saw how my boss peed against that pillar and how he reached his hand without washing it or without even thinking twice.

And the other guy just went with it, shook his hand but had a very irritated expression in his face.

there's always a chance that when you shake a man's hand....you're shaking the hand he held his dick with just minutes earlier. ewwww.

For a mill? It's negotiable but just holding it that's it

I wonder if anyone would spread some lips during peeing. Ya know...hold a peeing veejayjay.

KoolEaze said:

Here´s some penis for you. Listen closely.

Penis! Penis!

Penis!

PENIS!

OMG did that guy pronounce the t in nougat?

Timmy84 said:

psychodelicide said:

Not sure, but now that you mention it, he DOES look like Morris.

I doubt it is though but who knows, it could be. Ain't no telling.

True.

I've held a couple and been held once. It was pretty hot, not gonna lie.

johnart said:

physco185 said:

what if they had a million dollars???????

For a million dollars I'll stick a straw in the peehole and pretend it's apple juice.

you better up your fee; you have no dependents so you know the gov't will be expecting their cut of that come tax time..

What's the big deal? It's not pissing on you, you're just holding it while he pisses. Hell, I wish I could run into some good looking off limits straight motherfuckers that are temporarily helpless and need somebody to hold it for them. Hell, I'd do it for free.

if it's any penis other than mine, I'd rather hold it while it's peeing than hold it while it's cumming...or anything else a penis can do that ends in -ing...