what a mess.

Is CBS enabling him, by paying him (the highest paid tv actor, btw), when he can't work? I feel that they are.

Someone will not truly work at recovery until they've hit bottom. All CBS is doing, is enabling him to continue his behaviour. If I was the chairman of CBS, I'd tell my people to fire his sorry ass, end of story. Otherwise Charlie won't change. You'ld think being the father of young kids would be enough to encourage him to stay clean.

Not invested really

BUT

"Contract" perhaps ...

He's a mess

His situation is sad considering he is a talented actor with a runaway

hit show. One that is my favorite.

yup...hes a hot mess...just waiting for him to crash & burn. I dont feel sorry for him, hes a grown ass man for christ sake.

i pity him and yeah, CBS should stop gilding the ground he walks on

so suiting being his show is named that and he lasted only 2 1/2 mins!!!HAHAHA. i was laughing reading this.

While Charlie Sheen is now (hopefully) getting himself better in rehab, his porn-star pal Kacey Jordan is dishing more details to E! News about her wild night with the Two and a Half Men star before his hospitalization last week.

The two had allegedly partied hard during a reported 36-hour binge, during which Jordan claims she witnessed Sheen drinking and smoking cocaine "for hours" and thought he seemed like he was on a "mission for suicide."

And exactly how was Sheen in the sack? (TMI alert!)

MORE: Charlie causes Two and a Half Men to shut down

"It was OK," Jordan tells us. "It didn't last very long."

While Jordan was surprised about their "quick" romp, she has a theory why it was so brief.

"Because he was so f--ked up," she claims. "When you're that high...his performance wasn't very long."

By her count, Mr. Two and a Half Men clocked in at just over two and a half minutes. She alleges he later made some "excuses" for his abbreviated performance.

"It was a three-minute ordeal," Jordan says of the hookup, which happened right before she left his house. "After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me. He was sloppy but still functioning, [he] wouldn't stop kissing my feet. He promised me he'd get me a Bentley."

Jordan claims Sheen was so much the worse for wear that she felt bad leaving, but did and went directly to deposit the check he wrote her for $30,000.

"He's the nicest guy, kind, sweet," she says. "But for my safety, if I didn't leave, I'll be on a stretcher in the hospital. I sent him a text asking for the other $25,000."

Sheen's reps issued the following statement in response to Jordan's allegations: "It is a shame that during this time, while Mr. Sheen has sought treatment on his own, opportunistic women are trying to take advantage of his celebrity status."

Jordan also swung by Good Morning America, where she claimed that Sheen even approached her about some unorthodox childcare—a statement that prompted a quick retort via Twitter from his ex Denise Richards:

"If you caught GMA today..FYI.. No 'adult film star' will be babysitting our kids!"

Too bad for Jordan—we can only imagine how much Sheen pays for that...

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He was kicked out of the Legion of Doom, he was to crazy for them

Meh . . . His OD is long overdue. It's time for him to call it a day and die young leaving a decent looking corpse.

I never understood his appeal. He's not all that cute either. What the hell ever happened to Paula Abul's ex/Charlie's blond & blue cute brother? You know....the guy that yells "REGULATORS...MOUNT UP!"

^^^Emilio Estevez. Emilio in Repo Man did some amazing things to my young gay mind back in the day.

^ yes him. I couldn't remember his name only his face and that movie he was in ....wild guns or something.

I love that he uses the actual family name instead of the hollywood name. Estevez is so much more appealing than Sheen.

Given that the studio stands to lose hundreds of millions of dollars if Sheen dies, quits, is fired, or can't show up, they don't care what he does as long as he's there to work.

In that sense, it's all the people watching that show who are enabling Sheen.

I like 2 and half men, even though everybody is funny, it's the kid's character that makes the show to me.

I hope Charlie doesn't go the way of so many others, and pulls a RDJ on us, we'll see.

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Maybe he is happy.Maybe he doesn´t even want or need anybody´s sympathy. Maybe his lifestyle choices don´t necessarily equal being a bad father to his children. Maybe it´s a good thing that his private life and his role in that sitcom are so similar ( a lot of people who don´t really have to differentiate between job and private life are quite happy, at least from what I´ve seen in life).

Maybe he´s got things pretty much under control...I mean, it´s not like it´s affecting his health seriously...it just makes him unreliable sometimes, but other than that? Maybe it´s the perfect lifestyle for him since it makes his sitcom even more "interesting" and funny at times.

That´s a lot of "maybes", I know. And I know he´s overpaid and filthy rich but hey, I´m not an envious person and if someone out there is having some kind of fun in this short thing we call life, I´m happy for him or her.

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that show should be called 3 men now. jakes grown up. i stopped watching a few seasons ago.....

purplemookiebut said:

that show should be called 3 men now. jakes grown up. i stopped watching a few seasons ago.....

I agree. The premise of the show is silly now. So Jake's 18 now huh? How long this show's been on? Six years? lol

Nevermind I just checked, it's been on for eight years?! Wow time slips by don't it?!

He wanted a porn star to babysit his children. I wonder if he has some as yet undiagnosed disease that contributes to his wild and erradic behavior. Yes we can blame the drugs and alchohol but he is fucking up reapeatedly and in such way as to garner a lot of negative press. Maybe it's more than drugs.

quoting lords of dogtown..

<cough>COKE HEAD FREAKS RIGHT THERE <cough>

HotGritz said:

He wanted a porn star to babysit his children. I wonder if he has some as yet undiagnosed disease that contributes to his wild and erradic behavior. Yes we can blame the drugs and alchohol but he is fucking up reapeatedly and in such way as to garner a lot of negative press. Maybe it's more than drugs.

But how does he memorize his lines and apparently doesn´t have any problems whatsoever while shooting his sitcom? If he were really that troubled, he wouldn´t really be able to do that, would he?

It´s not like he´s a rock musician who can get away with a few bad concerts here and there.

KoolEaze said:

HotGritz said:

He wanted a porn star to babysit his children. I wonder if he has some as yet undiagnosed disease that contributes to his wild and erradic behavior. Yes we can blame the drugs and alchohol but he is fucking up reapeatedly and in such way as to garner a lot of negative press. Maybe it's more than drugs.

But how does he memorize his lines and apparently doesn´t have any problems whatsoever while shooting his sitcom? If he were really that troubled, he wouldn´t really be able to do that, would he?

It´s not like he´s a rock musician who can get away with a few bad concerts here and there.

How do you know he hasn't had problems on the set and we just haven't heard about it? Besides, he's pretty much playing himself on that show.

purplemookiebut said:

that show should be called 3 men now. jakes grown up. i stopped watching a few seasons ago.....

I'm on the very late freight, I just started watching the syndicated shows they put on TBS or one of those networks. To me Jakes still a kid, but I did catch a more recent episode, and seen he's a grown man now, maybe I won't like him grown haven't gotten that far yet.

Charlie Sheen he's real life ain't funny. He's sad and spiraling down fast, I hope he doesn't crash.

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KoolEaze said:

HotGritz said:

He wanted a porn star to babysit his children. I wonder if he has some as yet undiagnosed disease that contributes to his wild and erradic behavior. Yes we can blame the drugs and alchohol but he is fucking up reapeatedly and in such way as to garner a lot of negative press. Maybe it's more than drugs.

But how does he memorize his lines and apparently doesn´t have any problems whatsoever while shooting his sitcom? If he were really that troubled, he wouldn´t really be able to do that, would he?

It´s not like he´s a rock musician who can get away with a few bad concerts here and there.

Cue cards?

Repeated takes until he gets it together?

Adlibbing?

I think there is something seriously wrong with him and that even if he were not on drugs, he'd still be psychologically messed up. He could have a brain tumor.

HotGritz said:

KoolEaze said:

But how does he memorize his lines and apparently doesn´t have any problems whatsoever while shooting his sitcom? If he were really that troubled, he wouldn´t really be able to do that, would he?

It´s not like he´s a rock musician who can get away with a few bad concerts here and there.

Cue cards?

Repeated takes until he gets it together?

Adlibbing?

I think there is something seriously wrong with him and that even if he were not on drugs, he'd still be psychologically messed up. He could have a brain tumor.

Doing a coke ball the size of a tennis ball could fuck up his mind. But who's to say which came first, the chicken or the egg. At this point, I don't care what the cause of his problem is or what the outcome is. I just want him to go away. He's been given WAY too many chances for someone with very little, if any, discernable talent. For real, get gone, already.

If he's willing to pay $30,000 for "quickie" sex with a porn star, an act that tons of regular girls would do for free, he more than likely doesn't care about money anyway so it wouldn't matter if CBS suspended him. My guess is his problems go way deeper than drugs. The drugs, sex, etc are just the symptoms. I wish him well and hope his kids turn out normal.

^ Yeah...I think there is some brain damage/mental illness going on . Wouldn't surprise me if he was suppressing some childhood trauma either.

But uh,,, I wish I could have 7 minutes alone with his inebriated ass cuz I'm sure, no POSITIVE, I could jack him for at least $50K since he gives it away like candy.

He's dope on 2 and a half men.

Leave it up to a bunch of women to sit and whine about his personal business.

I love the show and i hope Charlie can get his personal life together

and keep the show going for a few more years. The network is now in

the process of replacing the show for a minute with 2 episodes of other

shows until things get resolved with Charlie.

JuliePurplehead said:

If he's willing to pay $30,000 for "quickie" sex with a porn star, an act that tons of regular girls would do for free, he more than likely doesn't care about money anyway so it wouldn't matter if CBS suspended him. My guess is his problems go way deeper than drugs. The drugs, sex, etc are just the symptoms. I wish him well and hope his kids turn out normal.

Ya think?