.........and deleted it.

Instead I will make a thread about ANOTHER new discover I made on TLC.

A show about Strange Addictions.

Another GEM!

A guy named 'Davecat who has a synthetic doll for a girlfriend for the last 7 years'. A lady who eats toilet paper. And a lady who sleeps with a blow dryer.

Holy Fuck!

I Love the human race.

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

johnart said:

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

That just made me seriously lol.

I didn't see that one. Oh geeeeez. Who knew a channel called the LEARNING channel, would be so much fun?!?!?!?!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

johnart said:

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

That just made me seriously lol.

I didn't see that one. Oh geeeeez. Who knew a channel called the LEARNING channel, would be so much fun?!?!?!?!

Between Hoarders, Toddlers and this...all I do is yell at the tv.

It's exhausting. (but apparently very amusing to Ron)

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Yeah Hoarders is another one.

It;s seriously a channel about how fucked up humans are really.

Like isn't there some show on there about a family with 16 kids in it too? I haven't watched that one, cause even though I quit smoking months ago I still have strong cravings and I know that show would put me over the edge.

Then theres the show about all these little prom queens who didn't know they were pregnant, and pissed their baby out in the locker room. 'I DIDN'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWW'.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Yeah Hoarders is another one.

It;s seriously a channel about how fucked up humans are really.

Like isn't there some show on there about a family with 16 kids in it too? I haven't watched that one, cause even though I quit smoking months ago I still have strong cravings and I know that show would put me over the edge.

Then theres the show about all these little prom queens who didn't know they were pregnant, and pissed their baby out in the locker room. 'I DIDN'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWW'.

the movie LARS AND THE REAL GIRL about the guy with the the sex doll was crazy. i seen another show on that too. i went on the website. you should see all the options and choices they have on there...

obsessed. now thats a crazy show. there was a woman that freaked out every time she shit. after she'd take a 3 hour shower and stick a toothbrush up her butt and scrub her asshole. SERIOUSLY?

i watched like 2 episodes of that didn't know i was pregnant. what a joke.

i like intervention. now thats a great show. i just watched 3 episodes in a row and i'm gonna put a few more on..

johnart said:

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

I've never seen the show, but WTF??

I saw the one with the lady who eats toilet paper and the one who sleeps with her hair dryer. And her daughter does it now too!

johnart said:

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

Did you ever see that documentary about people who have sex with and even marry buildings and bridges and fences and other objects? Fucking hilarious.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

A guy named 'Davecat who has a synthetic doll for a girlfriend for the last 7 years'.

I watched a British-produced program from a year or two ago about that same guy. In that show he sent his doll girlfriend off to some place that cleans up (ew) and does maintenance on these life-size sex dolls, so he was without her for..oh I can't really recall, a few weeks maybe?...and he was getting all jittery and depressed without her. My memory is fuzzy but I'm thinking when she was mailed back to him and arrived home, he'd made a "Welcome Home" sign and a special dinner, and then at the very end he romantically carried her off to the bedroom.

It's so sad and so laughable at the same time.

FauxReal said:

johnart said:

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

I've never seen the show, but WTF??

Well, not the whole couch, just all the stuffing.

evidence of alien mind control? They must be laughing their asses off. It is like dressing your kids up in those ridiculous outfits when they're babie. They have no idea!

Efan said:

johnart said:

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

Did you ever see that documentary about people who have sex with and even marry buildings and bridges and fences and other objects? Fucking hilarious.

Noooooooo! Sounds like MUST SEE TV.

Efan said:

johnart said:

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

Did you ever see that documentary about people who have sex with and even marry buildings and bridges and fences and other objects? Fucking hilarious.

Liz Lemon mentioned how she sees all the skyscrapers in NYC as giant robot penises

johnart said:

Efan said:

Did you ever see that documentary about people who have sex with and even marry buildings and bridges and fences and other objects? Fucking hilarious.

Noooooooo! Sounds like MUST SEE TV.

Strange Love: Married to the Eiffel Tower. You're gonna love it.

Efan said:

johnart said:

Honey I've been watching that mess for a few weeks. Did you see the bitch who eats the couch??

How the fuck does that shit even get started?? That's what I wanna know.

Bitch it's a COUCH.

Did you ever see that documentary about people who have sex with and even marry buildings and bridges and fences and other objects? Fucking hilarious.

did u see the episode of nip/tuck with the guy fucking the couch and surgery chair? talk about disturbing.....

purplemookiebut said:

Efan said:

Did you ever see that documentary about people who have sex with and even marry buildings and bridges and fences and other objects? Fucking hilarious.

did u see the episode of nip/tuck with the guy fucking the couch and surgery chair? talk about disturbing.....

I never watched that show.

I'd totally bang a real doll!

purplemookiebut said:

Efan said:

Did you ever see that documentary about people who have sex with and even marry buildings and bridges and fences and other objects? Fucking hilarious.

did u see the episode of nip/tuck with the guy fucking the couch and surgery chair? talk about disturbing.....

Whaaaaattttttt??????????

TotalANXiousNESS said:

purplemookiebut said:

did u see the episode of nip/tuck with the guy fucking the couch and surgery chair? talk about disturbing.....

Whaaaaattttttt??????????

yeah it was richard burgi. heres the couch....i can't find the operating chair at the end. that was so funny

"I hate everyone equally" is becoming more and more difficult to apply to my daily life. Because I think I hate the people who produce these shows more than most.

johnart said:

FauxReal said:

I've never seen the show, but WTF??

Well, not the whole couch, just all the stuffing.

Oh. Well that I could understand.