PunkMistress said:

Some of you motherfuckers are in the TMI Hall of Fame.

johnart said:

psychodelicide said:

Cream of Wheat makes me poop (yes, I'm talking about pooping again). If I eat it several days in a row, that's what happens. Must be because wheat is a fiber.

I can't believe I'm reading this right now.

I have to poop too.

Are our asses phychicly connected??

Anyway, I should go. I'm starting to crown.

I'm glad you guys could....

I guess I'm not drinking enough water because it felt like I was shitting out a bus the other day.

KidaDynamite said:

johnart said:

I can't believe I'm reading this right now.

I have to poop too.

Are our asses phychicly connected??

Anyway, I should go. I'm starting to crown.

I'm glad you guys could....

I guess I'm not drinking enough water because it felt like I was shitting out a bus the other day.

x 1000

I mean...

i watched russell brand on SNL tonight and now i got one of his stand up shows on. you know he's hot in a dirty ex junkie bad boy kinda way

i'd hit that.

but he'd have to wear 2 rubbers!

johnart said:

KidaDynamite said:

I'm glad you guys could....

I guess I'm not drinking enough water because it felt like I was shitting out a bus the other day.

x 1000

I mean...

KidaDynamite said:

johnart said:

I can't believe I'm reading this right now.

I have to poop too.

Are our asses phychicly connected??

Anyway, I should go. I'm starting to crown.

I'm glad you guys could....

I guess I'm not drinking enough water because it felt like I was shitting out a bus the other day.

johnart said:

Give it to us here!

I'll go first:

I just took a shower.
OMG is my bush huge!!!

I looked down and thought Gene Shalit was suckin my dick.

I know I've been busy with the move and all, but damn, how did I let this happen?

I'm takin a weedwacker to that bitch tomorrow.

...I don't care what vainandy says.

x 1000000000000

psychodelicide said:

johnart said:

I can't believe I'm reading this right now.

I have to poop too.

Are our asses phychicly connected??

Anyway, I should go. I'm starting to crown.

Maybe our asses are physically connected.

:mentalvision:

I know it's ass backwards but it popped into my head.

Not about myself but about a collegue and definitely TMI. She doesn't work with me anymore since 1,5 years so I was a bit surprised that she came to visit my desk today and told me out of the blue that she had had a boil on her labia some weeks ago and how she managed to pierce it and blablabla. I didn't know wether to laugh or feel sick, I was hanging in between. We could always get along well but we've never shared such intimate shit

noimageatall said:

psychodelicide said:

Maybe our asses are physically connected.

:mentalvision:

I know it's ass backwards but it popped into my head.

whoever came up with that movie concept so was on drugs. that was crazy.... and very stupid funny

(I don't know how to masturbate with my hands..so I rub it against my teddy bear's mouth)

Intense said:

Not about myself but about a collegue and definitely TMI. She doesn't work with me anymore since 1,5 years so I was a bit surprised that she came to visit my desk today and told me out of the blue that she had had a boil on her labia some weeks ago and how she managed to pierce it and blablabla. I didn't know wether to laugh or feel sick, I was hanging in between. We could always get along well but we've never shared such intimate shit

my sister had one in her groin and she squeezed it and it burst inwards and it turned into an abcess which required surgery. Don't mess with these things people

Maytiana said:

(I don't know how to masturbate with my hands..so I rub it against my teddy bear's mouth)

noimageatall said:

psychodelicide said:

Maybe our asses are physically connected.

:mentalvision:

I know it's ass backwards but it popped into my head.

this thread scares me

whitesnake was named after what david coverdale nicknamed is dick

so i guess then my band would be called jewelry box

Maytiana said:

(I don't know how to masturbate with my hands..so I rub it against my teddy bear's mouth)

u need to come to one of my friends "tupperware like" sex toy party

Phimosis dude had a baby.....

paintedlady said:

Phimosis dude had a baby.....

wait...WHAT???

paintedlady said:

That's a old nasty, desperate bitch right there

KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said:

Phimosis dude had a baby.....

wait...WHAT???

Yes!!! A cute little boy too! I can not save the baby's pic for some reason... he's precious.

Its weird though, he's a fb friend.... no pregnancy announcement... no talk of expecting a child... not even a mention of a girlfriend the BAM! Here's my son! I think girlfriend just showed up and said "He's yours"

God bless Kim... that's her name.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

paintedlady said:

Phimosis dude had a baby.....

That's a old nasty, desperate bitch right there

But wait!!! I said congrats to him on his new bundle of joy and he's asking me if I am with someone??? WTH? Dude? You ain't gonna marry Ms. Fucked and had a baby by okra-dick? She deserves a fucking life-long stipend and a trophy for that shit!

I want to ask him if he had that keratinzed tip chopped off. Don't know how.... I need some ideas.

i was neglecting touching up my landing strip. ok it didn't get to anywhere like how johnart explained his winter bush afro but i just warmed up my wax and fixed it all nice waiting for the twitter tweets for prince is oakland. i'm all looking like porn star and twitters still dead? all i know is he played let's go crazy and she's always in my hair...now to o to the cpncert forum....

purplemookiebut said:

i was neglecting touching up my landing strip. ok it didn't get to anywhere like how johnart explained his winter bush afro but i just warmed up my wax and fixed it all nice waiting for the twitter tweets for prince is oakland. i'm all looking like porn star and twitters still dead? all i know is he played let's go crazy and she's always in my hair...now to o to the cpncert forum....

winter bush afro

I'm ready for spring.

So you're twatting while twittering huh?

[Edited 2/24/11 22:30pm]

johnart said:

purplemookiebut said:

i was neglecting touching up my landing strip. ok it didn't get to anywhere like how johnart explained his winter bush afro but i just warmed up my wax and fixed it all nice waiting for the twitter tweets for prince is oakland. i'm all looking like porn star and twitters still dead? all i know is he played let's go crazy and she's always in my hair...now to o to the cpncert forum....

winter bush afro

I'm ready for spring.

So you're twatting while twittering huh?

[Edited 2/24/11 22:30pm]

well now u and me both

hahaha!!

I'm getting a hair-ball talking about all this manscaping and landing-stripp.....-ing.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I'm getting a hairy ball talking about all this manscaping and landing-stripp.....-ing.

[Edited 2/25/11 8:52am]

johnart said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I'm getting a hairy ball talking about all this manscaping and landing-stripp.....-ing.

[Edited 2/25/11 8:52am]

A razor works best.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

johnart said:

[Edited 2/25/11 8:52am]

A razor works best.

wax is better! haha at imagining a guy using brazillan wax on his nuts! 8 weeks! no hair! no strip. pell that wax off like a bandaid!

purplemookiebut said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

A razor works best.

wax is better! haha at imagining a guy using brazillan wax on his nuts! 8 weeks! no hair! no strip. pell that wax off like a bandaid!

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!