Reply #240 posted 02/13/11 6:36am
johnart 
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PunkMistress said:
Some of you motherfuckers are in the TMI Hall of Fame.


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Reply #241 posted 02/13/11 7:49am
KidaDynamite 
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johnart said:
psychodelicide said:
Cream of Wheat makes me poop (yes, I'm talking about pooping again). If I eat it several days in a row, that's what happens. Must be because wheat is a fiber.
I can't believe I'm reading this right now.
I have to poop too.
Are our asses phychicly connected?? 
Anyway, I should go. I'm starting to crown.
I'm glad you guys could....
I guess I'm not drinking enough water because it felt like I was shitting out a bus the other day. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #242 posted 02/13/11 7:59am
johnart 
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KidaDynamite said:
johnart said:
I can't believe I'm reading this right now.
I have to poop too.
Are our asses phychicly connected?? 
Anyway, I should go. I'm starting to crown.
I'm glad you guys could....
I guess I'm not drinking enough water because it felt like I was shitting out a bus the other day.
x 1000
I mean...  |
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Reply #243 posted 02/13/11 8:29am
purplemookiebu t 
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i watched russell brand on SNL tonight and now i got one of his stand up shows on. you know he's hot in a dirty ex junkie bad boy kinda way 
i'd hit that.
but he'd have to wear 2 rubbers! |
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Reply #244 posted 02/13/11 11:02am
KidaDynamite 
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johnart said:
KidaDynamite said:
I'm glad you guys could....
I guess I'm not drinking enough water because it felt like I was shitting out a bus the other day.
x 1000
I mean... 

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #245 posted 02/13/11 12:12pm
psychodelicide 
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KidaDynamite said:
johnart said:
I can't believe I'm reading this right now.
I have to poop too.
Are our asses phychicly connected?? 
Anyway, I should go. I'm starting to crown.
I'm glad you guys could....
I guess I'm not drinking enough water because it felt like I was shitting out a bus the other day.

RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. |
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Reply #246 posted 02/20/11 3:22am
MIGUELGOMEZ |
johnart said:
Give it to us here!
I'll go first:
I just took a shower. OMG is my bush huge!!! 
I looked down and thought Gene Shalit was suckin my dick.
I know I've been busy with the move and all, but damn, how did I let this happen?
I'm takin a weedwacker to that bitch tomorrow. 
...I don't care what vainandy says. 
x 1000000000000
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" |
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Reply #247 posted 02/21/11 11:50am
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psychodelicide said:
johnart said:
I can't believe I'm reading this right now.
I have to poop too.
Are our asses phychicly connected?? 
Anyway, I should go. I'm starting to crown.
Maybe our asses are physically connected. 
:mentalvision:

I know it's ass backwards but it popped into my head.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack |
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Reply #248 posted 02/21/11 9:29pm
Intense 
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Not about myself but about a collegue and definitely TMI. She doesn't work with me anymore since 1,5 years so I was a bit surprised that she came to visit my desk today and told me out of the blue that she had had a boil on her labia some weeks ago and how she managed to pierce it and blablabla. I didn't know wether to laugh or feel sick, I was hanging in between. We could always get along well but we've never shared such intimate shit  |
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Reply #249 posted 02/21/11 10:14pm
purplemookiebu t 
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noimageatall said:
psychodelicide said:
Maybe our asses are physically connected. 
:mentalvision:

I know it's ass backwards but it popped into my head. 
whoever came up with that movie concept so was on drugs. that was crazy.... and very stupid funny |
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Reply #250 posted 02/22/11 1:36am
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(I don't know how to masturbate with my hands..so I rub it against my teddy bear's mouth)
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Reply #251 posted 02/22/11 1:44am
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Intense said:
Not about myself but about a collegue and definitely TMI. She doesn't work with me anymore since 1,5 years so I was a bit surprised that she came to visit my desk today and told me out of the blue that she had had a boil on her labia some weeks ago and how she managed to pierce it and blablabla. I didn't know wether to laugh or feel sick, I was hanging in between. We could always get along well but we've never shared such intimate shit 
my sister had one in her groin and she squeezed it and it burst inwards and it turned into an abcess which required surgery. Don't mess with these things people  |
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Reply #252 posted 02/22/11 7:18pm
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Maytiana said:
(I don't know how to masturbate with my hands..so I rub it against my teddy bear's mouth)

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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Reply #253 posted 02/22/11 8:57pm
psychodelicide 
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noimageatall said:
psychodelicide said:
Maybe our asses are physically connected. 
:mentalvision:

I know it's ass backwards but it popped into my head. 
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. |
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Reply #254 posted 02/23/11 12:39am
Reply #255 posted 02/23/11 11:16am
purplemookiebu t 
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whitesnake was named after what david coverdale nicknamed is dick
so i guess then my band would be called jewelry box |
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Reply #256 posted 02/23/11 11:17am
purplemookiebu t 
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Maytiana said:
(I don't know how to masturbate with my hands..so I rub it against my teddy bear's mouth)
u need to come to one of my friends "tupperware like" sex toy party |
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Reply #257 posted 02/23/11 11:39am
Reply #258 posted 02/23/11 3:12pm
KidaDynamite 
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paintedlady said:
Phimosis dude had a baby.....
wait...WHAT???  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #259 posted 02/23/11 7:46pm
PurpleRighteou s1 
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paintedlady said: Phimosis dude had a baby..... That's a old nasty, desperate bitch right there  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09  |
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Reply #260 posted 02/23/11 8:20pm
paintedlady 
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KidaDynamite said:
paintedlady said:
Phimosis dude had a baby.....
wait...WHAT??? 
Yes!!! A cute little boy too! I can not save the baby's pic for some reason... he's precious.
Its weird though, he's a fb friend.... no pregnancy announcement... no talk of expecting a child... not even a mention of a girlfriend the BAM! Here's my son! I think girlfriend just showed up and said "He's yours"
God bless Kim... that's her name.
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Reply #261 posted 02/23/11 8:24pm
paintedlady 
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PurpleRighteous1 said:
paintedlady said:
Phimosis dude had a baby.....
That's a old nasty, desperate bitch right there 
But wait!!! I said congrats to him on his new bundle of joy and he's asking me if I am with someone??? WTH? Dude? You ain't gonna marry Ms. Fucked and had a baby by okra-dick? She deserves a fucking life-long stipend and a trophy for that shit!
I want to ask him if he had that keratinzed tip chopped off. Don't know how.... I need some ideas.

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Reply #262 posted 02/25/11 6:20am
purplemookiebu t 
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i was neglecting touching up my landing strip. ok it didn't get to anywhere like how johnart explained his winter bush afro but i just warmed up my wax and fixed it all nice waiting for the twitter tweets for prince is oakland. i'm all looking like porn star and twitters still dead? all i know is he played let's go crazy and she's always in my hair...now to o to the cpncert forum.... |
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Reply #263 posted 02/25/11 6:29am
johnart 
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purplemookiebut said:
i was neglecting touching up my landing strip. ok it didn't get to anywhere like how johnart explained his winter bush afro but i just warmed up my wax and fixed it all nice waiting for the twitter tweets for prince is oakland. i'm all looking like porn star and twitters still dead? all i know is he played let's go crazy and she's always in my hair...now to o to the cpncert forum....
winter bush afro 
I'm ready for spring. 
So you're twatting while twittering huh?  [Edited 2/24/11 22:30pm] |
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Reply #264 posted 02/25/11 6:47am
purplemookiebu t 
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johnart said:
purplemookiebut said:
i was neglecting touching up my landing strip. ok it didn't get to anywhere like how johnart explained his winter bush afro but i just warmed up my wax and fixed it all nice waiting for the twitter tweets for prince is oakland. i'm all looking like porn star and twitters still dead? all i know is he played let's go crazy and she's always in my hair...now to o to the cpncert forum....
winter bush afro 
I'm ready for spring. 
So you're twatting while twittering huh? 
[Edited 2/24/11 22:30pm]
well now u and me both
hahaha!! |
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Reply #265 posted 02/25/11 4:41pm
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I'm getting a hair-ball talking about all this manscaping and landing-stripp.....-ing. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" |
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Reply #266 posted 02/25/11 4:51pm
johnart 
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I'm getting a hairy ball talking about all this manscaping and landing-stripp.....-ing.

[Edited 2/25/11 8:52am] |
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Reply #267 posted 02/26/11 8:01am
MIGUELGOMEZ |
johnart said:
MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I'm getting a hairy ball talking about all this manscaping and landing-stripp.....-ing.

[Edited 2/25/11 8:52am]
A razor works best. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" |
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Reply #268 posted 02/26/11 8:04am
purplemookiebu t 
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:
johnart said:

[Edited 2/25/11 8:52am]
A razor works best.
wax is better! haha at imagining a guy using brazillan wax on his nuts! 8 weeks! no hair! no strip. pell that wax off like a bandaid! |
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Reply #269 posted 02/26/11 8:05am
MIGUELGOMEZ |
purplemookiebut said:
MIGUELGOMEZ said:
A razor works best.
wax is better! haha at imagining a guy using brazillan wax on his nuts! 8 weeks! no hair! no strip. pell that wax off like a bandaid!
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" |
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