physco185 said:

johnart said:

Yea Yea, I believe you cuz I've had a dude or two accidentally stick their dick in my mouth.

b4 or after they rubbed in the cool oil???

I don't know WTF the cool oil is. It was after they took it out their pants, some b4 they got it hard (they left that part up to me).

johnart said:

physco185 said:

b4 or after they rubbed in the cool oil???

I don't know WTF the cool oil is. It was after they took it out their pants, some b4 they got it hard (they left that part up to me).

How dare they!!!! give me their name and numbers... i'll fix em up!!!!!!!

physco185 said:

But.... i will tell u one, going back a couple of years.....

pussy waxing experience when the beautician was def a lesbian!!!!!

how do i know 4 sure u ask....

cause when she rubbed in the lotion her finger accidentally slipped!!!!!

i promise i NEVER went back there again... EVER!!!!!!

oh you r all red from the hot wax she said... let me rub in some cool lotion 4 u....

stupid me said yes!!!!

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Then my foot would've accidentally slipped and drop kicked her. UNLESS...you enjoyed it, of course.

physco185 said:

johnart said:

I don't know WTF the cool oil is. It was after they took it out their pants, some b4 they got it hard (they left that part up to me).

How dare they!!!! give me their name and numbers... i'll fix em up!!!!!!!

When a man trusts that you will get them hard, there's really nothing to fix.

johnart said:

physco185 said:

But.... i will tell u one, going back a couple of years.....

pussy waxing experience when the beautician was def a lesbian!!!!!

how do i know 4 sure u ask....

cause when she rubbed in the lotion her finger accidentally slipped!!!!!

i promise i NEVER went back there again... EVER!!!!!!

oh you r all red from the hot wax she said... let me rub in some cool lotion 4 u....

stupid me said yes!!!!

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Yea Yea, I believe you cuz I've had a dude or two accidentally stick their dick in my mouth.

accidentally?

really?

REALLY JOHN?

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

Yea Yea, I believe you cuz I've had a dude or two accidentally stick their dick in my mouth.

accidentally?

really?

REALLY JOHN?

soooo...did u tame the forest yet?

haha this came up too. googles funny....

evenstar3 said:

Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

ALEJ!! I used to be ambivalent about anal sex until last night, now I am a big fan.

Anal sex is hot

johnart said:

Alej said:

Are you offering?

I do a lot more than that.

Wait. You're of age now. I can have this conversation with you, right?

I'm 20 now

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

Yea Yea, I believe you cuz I've had a dude or two accidentally stick their dick in my mouth.

accidentally?

really?

REALLY JOHN?

It so happens

Alej said:

evenstar3 said:

Alej said: ALEJ!! I used to be ambivalent about anal sex until last night, now I am a big fan.

Anal sex is hot

YES IT IS!!!

evenstar3 said:

Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

ALEJ!! I used to be ambivalent about anal sex until last night, now I am a big fan.

Really.

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

Yea Yea, I believe you cuz I've had a dude or two accidentally stick their dick in my mouth.

accidentally?

really?

REALLY JOHN?

Come on now, get with the sarcasm.

purplemookiebut said:

soooo...did u tame the forest yet?

haha this came up too. googles funny....

soon?

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

accidentally?

really?

REALLY JOHN?

Come on now, get with the sarcasm.

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johnart said:

purplemookiebut said:

soooo...did u tame the forest yet?

haha this came up too. googles funny....

soon?

winter bush!!!

if reminds me i need to wax. but from after u can't see the few strays around my landing strip

shit that would be funny to get the little red corvette tattoo above it. it could be called a racing strip instead of a landing strip...i wonder if anyone has a tattoo of a airplane???

i wasn't gonna get it too low..i like wearing my belly chains and when i'm 90 i doubt i'll be keeping the landing strip so below the navel...

like this but in the center..then i'll do this pose!!!!!!!

johnart said:

Give it to us here!

I'll go first:

I just took a shower.
OMG is my bush huge!!!

I looked down and thought Gene Shalit was suckin my dick.

I know I've been busy with the move and all, but damn, how did I let this happen?

I'm takin a weedwacker to that bitch tomorrow.

...I don't care what vainandy says.

How the hell did this thread get this long without me seeing it? I guess because I didn't know what TMI means.

johnart said:

Efan said:

I like a healthy bush.

Well let's say it's abundantly so at the moment.

Hold on, I'll be right over.

Timmy84 said:

I ain't got no T.M.I. moment...yet BUT I have an important question that was brought by a comic a few years ago:

"How come the skin on your nuts is the same color as your knees?"

Carry on.

I have a huge scar on one of my knees.

I got it when I was a kid and skinned and cut it up real deep when I was racing and fell off a bike wearing shorts.

vainandy said:

johnart said:

Well let's say it's abundantly so at the moment.

Hold on, I'll be right over.

:sitsbackturnsonpornandwaits: I haven't got all night, you know?

bboy87 said:

Acrylic said:

Male semen irritates my skin.

I have super sensitive skin, and every single man that I've ever been with -- when I've gotten cum on me, I have to wash it off, cause it iritates my skin; in a totally non-diseased kind of way.

I gotta meet yo ass one of these days

chocolate1 said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

uuhhhh, good luck?

**heads to Google**

I have a kidney stone. I'm going to get that procedure where they use shock waves to break it up.

So I had the procedure on Tuesday... Now I've been peeing "sand" for the last two days.

chocolate1 said:

chocolate1 said:

I have a kidney stone. I'm going to get that procedure where they use shock waves to break it up.

So I had the procedure on Tuesday... Now I've been peeing "sand" for the last two days.

Not fun.

chocolate1 said:

chocolate1 said:

chocolate1 said:

I have a kidney stone. I'm going to get that procedure where they use shock waves to break it up.

So I had the procedure on Tuesday... Now I've been peeing "sand" for the last two days.

wait...WHAT???...for real?!

KidaDynamite said:

chocolate1 said:

So I had the procedure on Tuesday... Now I've been peeing "sand" for the last two days.

wait...WHAT???...for real?!

Instead of passing the stone, I'm passing the particles.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

chocolate1 said:

So I had the procedure on Tuesday... Now I've been peeing "sand" for the last two days.

Ouch!

ouch. my dad had one of those stones

chocolate1 said:

KidaDynamite said:

wait...WHAT???...for real?!

Instead of passing the stone, I'm passing the particles.

So wait, if you didn't get the procedure done you would've had to give birth to the whole stone?