johnart said:

Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

[img:$uid]http://www.gifs.../img:$uid] GIFSoup

Are you offering?

PurpleRighteous1 said:

This cold weather is really giving me dry skin. My lotion isn't cutting it and I have itchy nipples. Do you know how hard it is to scratch a nipple in public without looking like a perv?

Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

Timmy84 said:

Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

You hated getting pleasured?! That don't sound right.

I loved getting pleasured, just not that way. I'm a bit of a control freak.

I still love, um, pleasuring more

Timmy84 said:

I ain't got no T.M.I. moment...yet BUT I have an important question that was brought by a comic a few years ago:

"How come the skin on your nuts is the same color as your knees?"

Carry on.

damn !!!

KidaDynamite said:

Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

It's, um, intense

Nah

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Fauxie said:

Nah

[Edited 1/31/11 19:48pm]

party poop

KidaDynamite said:

Fauxie said:

Nah

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party poop

Just a pube trimming webcam oversight kinda situation.

Fauxie said:

Nah

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Fauxie said:

KidaDynamite said:

party poop

Just a pube trimming webcam oversight kinda situation.

KidaDynamite said:

Fauxie said:

Just a pube trimming webcam oversight kinda situation.

Yeah. That was pretty much my face when I jogged the mouse to bring the monitor out of hibernation mode, saw my webcam was still on and showing a sliver of the room right where I'd done said trimming, and saw I'd been booted from the chat room for breaking nudity rules.

Fauxie said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yeah. That was pretty much my face when I jogged the mouse to bring the monitor out of hibernation mode, saw my webcam was still on and showing a sliver of the room right where I'd done said trimming, and saw I'd been booted from the chat room for breaking nudity rules.

wait..how did the chatroom know you were nude?

Swings and roundabouts though. A few years back we had a female friend staying for a while in the back room and we were chatting on cam with her and with another friend living in another country and the friend staying here forgot she'd left her cam on and getting ready to go shower she stripped half naked before we shouted out and she realised. Maybe that's the reason she hasn't really stayed in contact with us. I always thought she was ungrateful and cold but thinking about it maybe she was just embarrassed. As attractive as she is it was more awkward than hot, in truth, but that didn't stop my wife cracking the fuck up. Things like this have made me very wary of webcams at home. I'm forgetful, and it seems other ppl are too.

KidaDynamite said:

Fauxie said:

Yeah. That was pretty much my face when I jogged the mouse to bring the monitor out of hibernation mode, saw my webcam was still on and showing a sliver of the room right where I'd done said trimming, and saw I'd been booted from the chat room for breaking nudity rules.

wait..how did the chatroom know you were nude?

It's not funny! If you've ever used camfrog you'll know it's possible to click on anyone in the room's cam and pro members and owners can see all cams if they want. As I recall I wasn't ever nude, as such. I think I probably had a towel and tshirt on, but parted my towel to do a quick bit of manscaping and what could be seen must've been enough to get the boot. We used to use cam a lot more than now and often I'd push the webcam up against the subwoofer on my desk so it showed nothing but black, if I wanted to go shower or go out quickly to do something. I'd just leave it on but didn't really want ppl just looking at our bedroom while I was away. I just remember coming back to the computer and seeing the cam was showing the subwoofer, but to one side it wasn't blocked as the cam must've moved a bit. I was mortified because this wasn't some sex chat or anything but a really rather conservative Thai chat room where I had friends. We're not in touch anymore. I don't really cam anymore either. I only just told my wife about this for the first time 5 mins ago. Now she knows why I stopped going to camfrog so abruptly and broke contact with those friends. A couple of ppl did message me about it but I never responded and never went back to the room.

can't imagine having a webcam..what were ya sitting on yor computer chair manscaping?

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Alej said:

Fauxie said:

KidaDynamite said:

wait..how did the chatroom know you were nude?

It's not funny! If you've ever used camfrog you'll know it's possible to click on anyone in the room's cam and pro members and owners can see all cams if they want. As I recall I wasn't ever nude, as such. I think I probably had a towel and tshirt on, but parted my towel to do a quick bit of manscaping and what could be seen must've been enough to get the boot. We used to use cam a lot more than now and often I'd push the webcam up against the subwoofer on my desk so it showed nothing but black, if I wanted to go shower or go out quickly to do something. I'd just leave it on but didn't really want ppl just looking at our bedroom while I was away. I just remember coming back to the computer and seeing the cam was showing the subwoofer, but to one side it wasn't blocked as the cam must've moved a bit. I was mortified because this wasn't some sex chat or anything but a really rather conservative Thai chat room where I had friends. We're not in touch anymore. I don't really cam anymore either. I only just told my wife about this for the first time 5 mins ago. Now she knows why I stopped going to camfrog so abruptly and broke contact with those friends. A couple of ppl did message me about it but I never responded and never went back to the room.

aww....this is why I don't have a webcam, I'm forgetful also and I would probably give people a whole 'home show series' before I became aware.

Oh and you shared you're story!

purplemookiebut said:

can't imagine having a webcam..what were ya sitting on yor computer chair manscaping?

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No, standing up in my bedroom.

purplemookiebut said:

tinaz said:

And the verdict is???

shit 'm gonna wake my mom laughing at that!

Well, since my knees don't dangle, it's kind of difficult to tell.

But I'd say my balls are "rosier" than my knees. And maybe somewhat harier.

Alej said:

johnart said:

[img:$uid]http://www.gifs.../img:$uid] GIFSoup

Are you offering?

I do a lot more than that.

Wait. You're of age now. I can have this conversation with you, right?

Fauxie said:

purplemookiebut said:

can't imagine having a webcam..what were ya sitting on yor computer chair manscaping?

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No, standing up in my bedroom.

"The accident." Yeah, that's it. We all know your closet flasher.

PositivityNYC said:

Who u at?

due to my org holiday... i missed the funniest thread ever!!!!!

my fault

but back tracking to the 'long pubes' - ... poke luv4u... she quite likes snipping things!!!

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physco185 said:

due to my org holiday... i missed the funniest thread ever!!!!!

my fault

but back tracking to the 'long pubes' - ... poke luv4u... she quite likes snipping things!!!

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I'm not letting luv snip my pubes. Next thing you know my dick is gone and sure, they tell me it will be back but never to be seen again.

I know you got lots of TMI.

johnart said:

physco185 said:

due to my org holiday... i missed the funniest thread ever!!!!!

my fault

but back tracking to the 'long pubes' - ... poke luv4u... she quite likes snipping things!!!

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I'm not letting luv snip my pubes. Next thing you know my dick is gone and sure, they tell me it will be back but never to be seen again.

I know you got lots of TMI.

yep!!! But why waste dozens of sex topics on just one TMI thread... Mr Greedy!!!

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But.... i will tell u one, going back a couple of years.....

pussy waxing experience when the beautician was def a lesbian!!!!!

how do i know 4 sure u ask....

cause when she rubbed in the lotion her finger accidentally slipped!!!!!

i promise i NEVER went back there again... EVER!!!!!!

oh you r all red from the hot wax she said... let me rub in some cool lotion 4 u....

stupid me said yes!!!!

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physco185 said:

But.... i will tell u one, going back a couple of years.....

pussy waxing experience when the beautician was def a lesbian!!!!!

how do i know 4 sure u ask....

cause when she rubbed in the lotion her finger accidentally slipped!!!!!

i promise i NEVER went back there again... EVER!!!!!!

oh you r all red from the hot wax she said... let me rub in some cool lotion 4 u....

stupid me said yes!!!!

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Yea Yea, I believe you cuz I've had a dude or two accidentally stick their dick in my mouth.

johnart said:

physco185 said:

But.... i will tell u one, going back a couple of years.....

pussy waxing experience when the beautician was def a lesbian!!!!!

how do i know 4 sure u ask....

cause when she rubbed in the lotion her finger accidentally slipped!!!!!

i promise i NEVER went back there again... EVER!!!!!!

oh you r all red from the hot wax she said... let me rub in some cool lotion 4 u....

stupid me said yes!!!!

[Edited 1/31/11 22:46pm]

Yea Yea, I believe you cuz I've had a dude or two accidentally stick their dick in my mouth.

b4 or after u rubbed in the cool oil???

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