Sigh.

Okay.

Don't hate me for this.

I was invited here from the Tracy Morgan/Sarah Palin thread, and here I am.

During the 2008 Presidential debates, Sarah Palin so angered me with her ignorance, stupidity and reckless lies. Yet there she stood, with her full, round ass in those tight pencil skirts and those red heels.

Haven't you ever wanted to have angry sex with someone you hate?

I may or may not have masturbated to the thought of, uh, raping Sarah Palin.

PunkMistress said:

Sigh.

Okay.

Don't hate me for this.

I was invited here from the Tracy Morgan/Sarah Palin thread, and here I am.

During the 2008 Presidential debates, Sarah Palin so angered me with her ignorance, stupidity and reckless lies. Yet there she stood, with her full, round ass in those tight pencil skirts and those red heels.

Haven't you ever wanted to have angry sex with someone you hate?

I may or may not have masturbated to the thought of, uh, raping Sarah Palin.

I can do far, far worse than that. Years ago, God help me, I seriously wanted to rip Tucker Carlson's bowtie (and more) off and fuck the shit out of him. Now I've grown to seriously hate him in the most boner-killing way, but there was a time...

You have no idea how ashamed of myself I am for this.

PunkMistress said:

Sigh.

Okay.

Don't hate me for this.

I was invited here from the Tracy Morgan/Sarah Palin thread, and here I am.

During the 2008 Presidential debates, Sarah Palin so angered me with her ignorance, stupidity and reckless lies. Yet there she stood, with her full, round ass in those tight pencil skirts and those red heels.

Haven't you ever wanted to have angry sex with someone you hate?

I may or may not have masturbated to the thought of, uh, raping Sarah Palin.

Thank you for your honesty.

It's admirable to wanna take her down and not give her any points for being the fucktard she is, but she's a hot woman. If I was straight I'd totally wanna jizz all over her face and tits and send her off out back to find Russia while I snuck out the front door.

Lisa10 said:

Serious said:

I am so jealous!

And I used their shower and slept in their house. They were so welcoming and looked after me really well. ....and their son is just GORGEOUS!!!

Now I am even more jealous . Well at least they used my shower and slept in my apartment.

Serious said:

Lisa10 said:

And I used their shower and slept in their house. They were so welcoming and looked after me really well. ....and their son is just GORGEOUS!!!

Now I am even more jealous . Well at least they used my shower and slept in my apartment.

I love them.

johnart said:

PunkMistress said:

Sigh.

Okay.

Don't hate me for this.

I was invited here from the Tracy Morgan/Sarah Palin thread, and here I am.

During the 2008 Presidential debates, Sarah Palin so angered me with her ignorance, stupidity and reckless lies. Yet there she stood, with her full, round ass in those tight pencil skirts and those red heels.

Haven't you ever wanted to have angry sex with someone you hate?

I may or may not have masturbated to the thought of, uh, raping Sarah Palin.

Thank you for your honesty.

It's admirable to wanna take her down and not give her any points for being the fucktard she is, but she's a hot woman. If I was straight I'd totally wanna jizz all over her face and tits and send her off out back to find Russia while I snuck out the front door.

Oh my GOD be my gay husband.

PunkMistress said:

johnart said:

Thank you for your honesty.

It's admirable to wanna take her down and not give her any points for being the fucktard she is, but she's a hot woman. If I was straight I'd totally wanna jizz all over her face and tits and send her off out back to find Russia while I snuck out the front door.

Oh my GOD be my gay husband.

I DO! <---are we official with this?

johnart said:

PunkMistress said:

Oh my GOD be my gay husband.

I DO! <---are we official with this?

Let's check with the actual husbands first. They're still our only source of sex so we better not piss them off.

Today...my shit doesn't stink. Truth!

This cold weather is really giving me dry skin. My lotion isn't cutting it and I have itchy nipples. Do you know how hard it is to scratch a nipple in public without looking like a perv?

PurpleRighteous1 said:

This cold weather is really giving me dry skin. My lotion isn't cutting it and I have itchy nipples. Do you know how hard it is to scratch a nipple in public without looking like a perv?

just say if someone looks at you funny. i wasn't playing with myself! i was adjusting my jewelry!

this goes for guys and below the belt too

PunkMistress said:

Sigh.

Okay.

Don't hate me for this.

I was invited here from the Tracy Morgan/Sarah Palin thread, and here I am.

During the 2008 Presidential debates, Sarah Palin so angered me with her ignorance, stupidity and reckless lies. Yet there she stood, with her full, round ass in those tight pencil skirts and those red heels.

Haven't you ever wanted to have angry sex with someone you hate?

I may or may not have masturbated to the thought of, uh, raping Sarah Palin.

really? I never really paid attention to that

now Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin? now I may have had some "alone time" while watching a couple of those "Nailin Palin" videos.....

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I've never actaully taken a full fledged sip of it, but I've licked it off my finger. It's really sweet.

johnart said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

ga ga goo goo

EW

Kid: "[breast milk is] Better than anything in the world... better than a mango, even."

I remember seeing Jurnee Smollett on the "Donny & Marie" talk show in the late '90s when she was a tween/teen (after "Eve's Bayou" came out) and said she & her sibs were all still drinkin' breast milk (she didn't specifiy if mom pumped or they were still latching on)

[Edited 1/31/11 16:15pm]

johnart said:

PunkMistress said:

Sigh.

Okay.

Don't hate me for this.

I was invited here from the Tracy Morgan/Sarah Palin thread, and here I am.

During the 2008 Presidential debates, Sarah Palin so angered me with her ignorance, stupidity and reckless lies. Yet there she stood, with her full, round ass in those tight pencil skirts and those red heels.

Haven't you ever wanted to have angry sex with someone you hate?

I may or may not have masturbated to the thought of, uh, raping Sarah Palin.

Thank you for your honesty.

It's admirable to wanna take her down and not give her any points for being the fucktard she is, but she's a hot woman. If I was straight I'd totally wanna jizz all over her face and tits and send her off out back to find Russia while I snuck out the front door.

PunkMistress said:

johnart said:

I DO! <---are we official with this?

Let's check with the actual husbands first. They're still our only source of sex so we better not piss them off.

I'll do my asking mid-bj.

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

Thank you for your honesty.

It's admirable to wanna take her down and not give her any points for being the fucktard she is, but she's a hot woman. If I was straight I'd totally wanna jizz all over her face and tits and send her off out back to find Russia while I snuck out the front door.

What?

johnart said:

PunkMistress said:

Let's check with the actual husbands first. They're still our only source of sex so we better not piss them off.

I'll do my asking mid-bj.

:like:

johnart said:

PunkMistress said:

Let's check with the actual husbands first. They're still our only source of sex so we better not piss them off.

I'll do my asking mid-bj.

Lawd, MP...

hey, while you're down there, also ask him again if I can have my driving lessons with Sasha

[Edited 1/31/11 16:10pm]

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

I'll do my asking mid-bj.

Lawd, MP...

hey, while you're down there, also ask him again if I can have my driving lessons with Sasha

[Edited 1/31/11 16:10pm]

while I'm down there??... girl, we're turning you

I suppose it would be appropriate to ask if you can learn to drive using stick.

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

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Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

I've known some guys who preferred fucking to blow jobs, but I've never heard anyone use the word "hate" in relation to it before. Seriously, hate?

Congrats on last week, by the way.

I ain't got no T.M.I. moment...yet BUT I have an important question that was brought by a comic a few years ago:

"How come the skin on your nuts is the same color as your knees?"

Carry on.

Alej said:

I used to hate getting my dick sucked but as of last week, I don't anymore.

You hated getting pleasured?! That don't sound right.

Timmy84 said:

I ain't got no T.M.I. moment...yet BUT I have an important question that was brought by a comic a few years ago:

"How come the skin on your nuts is the same color as your knees?"

Carry on.

I just pulled my knee up to my balls as close as I could.

johnart said:

Timmy84 said:

I ain't got no T.M.I. moment...yet BUT I have an important question that was brought by a comic a few years ago:

"How come the skin on your nuts is the same color as your knees?"

Carry on.

I just pulled my knee up to my balls as close as I could.

OMG i almost pissed myself!! LMAO LMAO!

johnart said:

Timmy84 said:

I ain't got no T.M.I. moment...yet BUT I have an important question that was brought by a comic a few years ago:

"How come the skin on your nuts is the same color as your knees?"

Carry on.

I just pulled my knee up to my balls as close as I could.

And the verdict is???

tinaz said:

johnart said:

I just pulled my knee up to my balls as close as I could.

And the verdict is???

shit 'm gonna wake my mom laughing at that!