Reply #60 posted 01/29/11 3:35pm
NMuzakNSoul |
paintedlady said:
Did someone say TMI???
Well! *cracks knuckles* Where do I start?! I'm all about TMI! 
Why was my fat ass wearing too many layers yesterday in the house? A fat bitch can NOT wear silk long johns and pants in a 80 degree apartment....
the heat in here was ignant! My asscrack was well.... moist. In an itchy asscrack sorta way. I felt like a dirty girl. So I took a shower last night... and went to scrubbing. I used a textured washcloth and I think I went at it a bit too long.... now my asshole is chafed. I got rug burn on my twat from all the scrubbing. HATE that.
I woke this morning and gingerly handled my poor skin... my cooch was on fire when I peed and while in the shower also.
I was afraid to shave my stubble off... so now I'm sporting a 5o'clock asscrack shadow.
Sexy. 
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Reply #61 posted 01/29/11 3:37pm
NMuzakNSoul |
KidaDynamite said:
I'm cranky and it's that time of the month so I'm more horny than usual and this fool is not helping me in any way. He doesn't know it but I'm very weak at times like this so if he keeps talking dirty to me I'm gonna end up giving him a taste...DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!! / 
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Reply #62 posted 01/29/11 3:53pm
TotalANXiousNE SS 
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My milk is coming in big time now. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
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Reply #63 posted 01/29/11 4:03pm
heybaby |
TotalANXiousNESS said:
My milk is coming in big time now.

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Reply #64 posted 01/29/11 4:37pm
OnlyNDaUsa 

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TotalANXiousNESS said:
My milk is coming in big time now.
ga ga goo goo  "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Reply #65 posted 01/29/11 4:39pm
chocolate1 
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I'm having a Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) next week.

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."
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Reply #66 posted 01/29/11 4:59pm
PurpleRighteou s1 
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chocolate1 said:
I'm having a Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) next week.

uuhhhh, good luck?
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Reply #67 posted 01/29/11 5:28pm
chocolate1 
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PurpleRighteous1 said:
chocolate1 said:
I'm having a Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) next week.

uuhhhh, good luck?
**heads to Google**

I have a kidney stone. I'm going to get that procedure where they use shock waves to break it up.
"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."
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Reply #68 posted 01/29/11 5:59pm
RubyButterfly |
XxAxX said:
RubyButterfly said:
Well, I'm interested to hear about it, because I have to have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks and I'm not looking forward to it!
the worse part is the prep, which involves about a gallon of colon blow. the rest is painless. by the time they ran the procedure on me i was so spaced out from lack of sleep, lack of food and drinking the above-referenced beverage i hardly needed the drugs. plan on taking a bit of time off from work, if possible 
Thanks, and oh yes, I've heard about the lovely prep! Since this is the TMI thread, I can say that while the prep is going to be lots of NO-fun, it won't be much different than what I've already been going through the past month, so at least there's that. 
I'm glad to see the word "painless" included in your post because I want to be totally oblivious to absolutely everything once they stick that IV in my arm!
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Reply #69 posted 01/29/11 6:52pm
johnart 
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paintedlady said:
Did someone say TMI???
Well! *cracks knuckles* Where do I start?! I'm all about TMI! 
Why was my fat ass wearing too many layers yesterday in the house? A fat bitch can NOT wear silk long johns and pants in a 80 degree apartment....
the heat in here was ignant! My asscrack was well.... moist. In an itchy asscrack sorta way. I felt like a dirty girl. So I took a shower last night... and went to scrubbing. I used a textured washcloth and I think I went at it a bit too long.... now my asshole is chafed. I got rug burn on my twat from all the scrubbing. HATE that.
I woke this morning and gingerly handled my poor skin... my cooch was on fire when I peed and while in the shower also.
I was afraid to shave my stubble off... so now I'm sporting a 5o'clock asscrack shadow.
Sexy. 
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Reply #70 posted 01/29/11 8:07pm
Reply #71 posted 01/29/11 9:52pm
purplemookiebu t 
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XxAxX said:
paintedlady said:

So is your asshole feeling OK?
one word: violated. 
i still feel violated when the doctor checked if i had hemoroids. [Edited 1/29/11 13:53pm] |
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Reply #72 posted 01/29/11 10:12pm
Acrylic 
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chocolate1 said:
orger said:
as opposed to say...female semen?? 
I thought the same thing when I read it last night! 
Blonde moment. ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.
johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. |
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Reply #73 posted 01/30/11 12:40am
johnart 
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OnlyNDaUsa said:
TotalANXiousNESS said:
My milk is coming in big time now.
ga ga goo goo 
EW  |
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Reply #74 posted 01/30/11 4:25am
OnlyNDaUsa 

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johnart said:
OnlyNDaUsa said:
ga ga goo goo 
EW 
hey it was worth a shot! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Reply #75 posted 01/30/11 5:07am
purplemookiebu t 
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OnlyNDaUsa said:
johnart said:
EW 
hey it was worth a shot!
my mom says she used to pump it out and use extra in her coffee. ewww |
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Reply #76 posted 01/30/11 5:29am
TotalANXiousNE SS 
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I've never actaully taken a full fledged sip of it, but I've licked it off my finger. It's really sweet. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside |
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Reply #77 posted 01/30/11 5:33am
purplemookiebu t 
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were still talking about breast milk..right?  |
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Reply #78 posted 01/30/11 5:42am
TotalANXiousNE SS 
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Yes.
I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside |
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Reply #79 posted 01/30/11 6:29am
sunflower7 |
I was wiping my ass after taking a shit in my bathroom. I forgot 2 lock the door. My roommate walks in on me, mid wipe. All she could see was me leaning over, an ass cheek and a hand. I laughed so hard that I couldn't wipe anymore. The look on her face was priceless   .....
" I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may,- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful."
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Reply #80 posted 01/30/11 7:20am
NDRU 
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purplemookiebut said:
OnlyNDaUsa said:
hey it was worth a shot!
my mom says she used to pump it out and use extra in her coffee. ewww
I have never tasted breast milk, but at this point it actually seems less gross than some cow secretion.
Breast milk is made for people...okay little people, but people nonetheless. |
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Reply #81 posted 01/30/11 7:24am
purplemookiebu t 
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sunflower7 said:
I was wiping my ass after taking a shit in my bathroom. I forgot 2 lock the door. My roommate walks in on me, mid wipe. All she could see was me leaning over, an ass cheek and a hand. I laughed so hard that I couldn't wipe anymore. The look on her face was priceless 
could be worse. can't imagine say walking in on someone masturbating. never be able to make eye contact again! |
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Reply #82 posted 01/30/11 7:25am
KidaDynamite 
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purplemookiebut said:
sunflower7 said:
I was wiping my ass after taking a shit in my bathroom. I forgot 2 lock the door. My roommate walks in on me, mid wipe. All she could see was me leaning over, an ass cheek and a hand. I laughed so hard that I couldn't wipe anymore. The look on her face was priceless 
could be worse. can't imagine say walking in on someone masturbating. never be able to make eye contact again!
Unless that person was sexy as all hell.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #83 posted 01/30/11 7:43am
purplemookiebu t 
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KidaDynamite said:
purplemookiebut said:
could be worse. can't imagine say walking in on someone masturbating. never be able to make eye contact again!
Unless that person was sexy as all hell. 
or having someone walk in on you..shudders at thought... 
make sure that door is locked!! |
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Reply #84 posted 01/30/11 7:54am
KidaDynamite 
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purplemookiebut said:
KidaDynamite said:
Unless that person was sexy as all hell. 
or having someone walk in on you..shudders at thought... 
make sure that door is locked!!
@ the thought 
[Edited 1/29/11 23:54pm] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #85 posted 01/30/11 9:48am
IamFunkay7 |
T.M.I
because its that time of the month, my twins on my chest are sore and I keep having inappropriate dreams, I'm a virgin, I've never done freaky things.. 
T.M.I  |
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Reply #86 posted 01/30/11 11:28am
KidaDynamite 
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IamFunkay7 said:
T.M.I
because its that time of the month, my twins on my chest are sore and I keep having inappropriate dreams, I'm a virgin, I've never done freaky things.. 
T.M.I 
Were we seperated at birth?  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #87 posted 01/30/11 8:47pm
purplemookiebu t 
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i want sex dreams! unfair!i only had 2 ever! i was about to have 3 others..one the alarm went off,another the cat jumped on my head and then my mom screamed get up! |
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Reply #88 posted 01/30/11 9:01pm
Lisa10 |
I did a wee in Phil and Val's toilet! |
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Reply #89 posted 01/30/11 9:09pm
Serious 
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Lisa10 said:
I did a wee in Phil and Val's toilet!
I am so jealous! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... |
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