paintedlady said:

Did someone say TMI???

Well! *cracks knuckles* Where do I start?! I'm all about TMI!

Why was my fat ass wearing too many layers yesterday in the house? A fat bitch can NOT wear silk long johns and pants in a 80 degree apartment....

the heat in here was ignant! My asscrack was well.... moist. In an itchy asscrack sorta way. I felt like a dirty girl. So I took a shower last night... and went to scrubbing. I used a textured washcloth and I think I went at it a bit too long.... now my asshole is chafed. I got rug burn on my twat from all the scrubbing. HATE that.

I woke this morning and gingerly handled my poor skin... my cooch was on fire when I peed and while in the shower also.

I was afraid to shave my stubble off... so now I'm sporting a 5o'clock asscrack shadow.

Sexy.

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I know I shoulda stayed on my break.

KidaDynamite said:

I'm cranky and it's that time of the month so I'm more horny than usual and this fool is not helping me in any way. He doesn't know it but I'm very weak at times like this so if he keeps talking dirty to me I'm gonna end up giving him a taste...DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!! /

Thanks for informing me, I won't stop then.

My milk is coming in big time now.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

My milk is coming in big time now.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

My milk is coming in big time now.

ga ga goo goo

I'm having a Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) next week.

chocolate1 said:

I'm having a Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) next week.

uuhhhh, good luck?

**heads to Google**

PurpleRighteous1 said:

chocolate1 said:

I'm having a Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) next week.

uuhhhh, good luck?

**heads to Google**

I have a kidney stone. I'm going to get that procedure where they use shock waves to break it up.

XxAxX said:

RubyButterfly said:

Well, I'm interested to hear about it, because I have to have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks and I'm not looking forward to it!

the worse part is the prep, which involves about a gallon of colon blow. the rest is painless. by the time they ran the procedure on me i was so spaced out from lack of sleep, lack of food and drinking the above-referenced beverage i hardly needed the drugs. plan on taking a bit of time off from work, if possible

Thanks, and oh yes, I've heard about the lovely prep! Since this is the TMI thread, I can say that while the prep is going to be lots of NO-fun, it won't be much different than what I've already been going through the past month, so at least there's that.

I'm glad to see the word "painless" included in your post because I want to be totally oblivious to absolutely everything once they stick that IV in my arm!

Hope your test brought good results for you.

paintedlady said:

Did someone say TMI???

Well! *cracks knuckles* Where do I start?! I'm all about TMI!

Why was my fat ass wearing too many layers yesterday in the house? A fat bitch can NOT wear silk long johns and pants in a 80 degree apartment....

the heat in here was ignant! My asscrack was well.... moist. In an itchy asscrack sorta way. I felt like a dirty girl. So I took a shower last night... and went to scrubbing. I used a textured washcloth and I think I went at it a bit too long.... now my asshole is chafed. I got rug burn on my twat from all the scrubbing. HATE that.

I woke this morning and gingerly handled my poor skin... my cooch was on fire when I peed and while in the shower also.

I was afraid to shave my stubble off... so now I'm sporting a 5o'clock asscrack shadow.

Sexy.

Awwww bring that rugburned twat over here honey.

@paintedlady sorry...

XxAxX said:

paintedlady said:

So is your asshole feeling OK?

one word: violated.

i still feel violated when the doctor checked if i had hemoroids.

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chocolate1 said:

orger said:

as opposed to say...female semen??

I thought the same thing when I read it last night!

Blonde moment.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

My milk is coming in big time now.

ga ga goo goo

EW

johnart said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

ga ga goo goo

EW

hey it was worth a shot!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

johnart said:

EW

hey it was worth a shot!

my mom says she used to pump it out and use extra in her coffee. ewww

I've never actaully taken a full fledged sip of it, but I've licked it off my finger. It's really sweet.

were still talking about breast milk..right?

Yes.

I was wiping my ass after taking a shit in my bathroom. I forgot 2 lock the door. My roommate walks in on me, mid wipe. All she could see was me leaning over, an ass cheek and a hand. I laughed so hard that I couldn't wipe anymore. The look on her face was priceless

purplemookiebut said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

hey it was worth a shot!

my mom says she used to pump it out and use extra in her coffee. ewww

I have never tasted breast milk, but at this point it actually seems less gross than some cow secretion.

Breast milk is made for people...okay little people, but people nonetheless.

sunflower7 said:

I was wiping my ass after taking a shit in my bathroom. I forgot 2 lock the door. My roommate walks in on me, mid wipe. All she could see was me leaning over, an ass cheek and a hand. I laughed so hard that I couldn't wipe anymore. The look on her face was priceless

could be worse. can't imagine say walking in on someone masturbating. never be able to make eye contact again!

purplemookiebut said:

sunflower7 said:

I was wiping my ass after taking a shit in my bathroom. I forgot 2 lock the door. My roommate walks in on me, mid wipe. All she could see was me leaning over, an ass cheek and a hand. I laughed so hard that I couldn't wipe anymore. The look on her face was priceless

could be worse. can't imagine say walking in on someone masturbating. never be able to make eye contact again!

Unless that person was sexy as all hell.

KidaDynamite said:

purplemookiebut said:

could be worse. can't imagine say walking in on someone masturbating. never be able to make eye contact again!

Unless that person was sexy as all hell.

or having someone walk in on you..shudders at thought...

make sure that door is locked!!

purplemookiebut said:

KidaDynamite said:

Unless that person was sexy as all hell.

or having someone walk in on you..shudders at thought...

make sure that door is locked!!

@ the thought

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T.M.I

because its that time of the month, my twins on my chest are sore and I keep having inappropriate dreams, I'm a virgin, I've never done freaky things..

T.M.I

IamFunkay7 said:

T.M.I

because its that time of the month, my twins on my chest are sore and I keep having inappropriate dreams, I'm a virgin, I've never done freaky things..

T.M.I

Were we seperated at birth?

i want sex dreams! unfair!i only had 2 ever! i was about to have 3 others..one the alarm went off,another the cat jumped on my head and then my mom screamed get up!

I did a wee in Phil and Val's toilet!

Lisa10 said:

I did a wee in Phil and Val's toilet!

I am so jealous!