TypoQueen said:

johnart said:

Then imma have to figure out who's been sneakin in there and doin the work.

Betina??

ZombieKitten said:

you beat me to it chocolate1! I was just about to post this pic

I'm finding Adam Sandler kind of hot in that picture and I don't know what to do with that.

Efan said:

ZombieKitten said:

you beat me to it chocolate1! I was just about to post this pic

I'm finding Adam Sandler kind of hot in that picture and I don't know what to do with that.

OMG I started typing that and then let it go.

Which now that I think of it would've fit perfectly with the theme of the thread.

johnart said:

Efan said:

I'm finding Adam Sandler kind of hot in that picture and I don't know what to do with that.

OMG I started typing that and then let it go.

Which now that I think of it would've fit perfectly with the theme of the thread.

I mean, when did that happen? I totally want to hit that.

Male semen irritates my skin.

I have super sensitive skin, and every single man that I've ever been with -- when I've gotten cum on me, I have to wash it off, cause it iritates my skin; in a totally non-diseased kind of way.

no strips. so a guy can use it on their balls if they want too.....

and great for maintaining landing strips

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you should sculpt it like those bushes at Disney World (well they had them in 76 when i was there)

i just farted one of those reeeeeeeeeeal qwiet ones and no-body knows it was me... heheheeeeee.

I'M LYIN!!!

thanks...t.m.i.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

you should sculpt it like those bushes at Disney World (well they had them in 76 when i was there)

or like edward scissorhands? i would get a little vred cartoon corvette for a tattoo right above the landing strip..

BlackAdder7 said:

thanks...t.m.i.

Aww...take that DAD!

C'mere

Did someone say TMI???

Well! *cracks knuckles* Where do I start?! I'm all about TMI!

Why was my fat ass wearing too many layers yesterday in the house? A fat bitch can NOT wear silk long johns and pants in a 80 degree apartment....

the heat in here was ignant! My asscrack was well.... moist. In an itchy asscrack sorta way. I felt like a dirty girl. So I took a shower last night... and went to scrubbing. I used a textured washcloth and I think I went at it a bit too long.... now my asshole is chafed. I got rug burn on my twat from all the scrubbing. HATE that.

I woke this morning and gingerly handled my poor skin... my cooch was on fire when I peed and while in the shower also.

I was afraid to shave my stubble off... so now I'm sporting a 5o'clock asscrack shadow.

Sexy.

who wants to hear about my colonoscopy??

XxAxX said:

who wants to hear about my colonoscopy??

i had a camera down my throat 2 check for ulcers once. whatever they knocked me out with was awesome. i remember laying on the table then i was a eagle flying in the sky.......

had a gi tract bleed with severe abdominal pain. 5 times bloody diarrhea in 2 hours the morning b4 i went to the ER for it . so glad i never had a camera up that end..YET

that's gotta suck.

i think of jackass and knoxville dressed as santa getting a colonic

johnart said:

...I don't care what vainandy says.

I don't care what he says, either, and yet it simultaneously cracks me up and brings bile into my throat

Efan said:

ZombieKitten said:

you beat me to it chocolate1! I was just about to post this pic

I'm finding Adam Sandler kind of hot in that picture and I don't know what to do with that.

that's adam sandler? ditto that

purplemookiebut said:

XxAxX said:

who wants to hear about my colonoscopy??

i had a camera down my throat 2 check for ulcers once. whatever they knocked me out with was awesome. i remember laying on the table then i was a eagle flying in the sky.......

had a gi tract bleed with severe abdominal pain. 5 times bloody diarrhea in 2 hours the morning b4 i went to the ER for it . so glad i never had a camera up that end..YET

that's gotta suck.

i think of jackass and knoxville dressed as santa getting a colonic

it's gonna take me a day, maybe two, to find the right words to describe what happened.

XxAxX said:

purplemookiebut said:

i had a camera down my throat 2 check for ulcers once. whatever they knocked me out with was awesome. i remember laying on the table then i was a eagle flying in the sky.......

had a gi tract bleed with severe abdominal pain. 5 times bloody diarrhea in 2 hours the morning b4 i went to the ER for it . so glad i never had a camera up that end..YET

that's gotta suck.

i think of jackass and knoxville dressed as santa getting a colonic

it's gonna take me a day, maybe two, to find the right words to describe what happened.

So is your asshole feeling OK?

XxAxX said:

Efan said:

I'm finding Adam Sandler kind of hot in that picture and I don't know what to do with that.

that's adam sandler? ditto that

maybe Angelina Jolie will run off with him after all? and TotalAnxiety will be rite

XxAxX said:

purplemookiebut said:

i had a camera down my throat 2 check for ulcers once. whatever they knocked me out with was awesome. i remember laying on the table then i was a eagle flying in the sky.......

had a gi tract bleed with severe abdominal pain. 5 times bloody diarrhea in 2 hours the morning b4 i went to the ER for it . so glad i never had a camera up that end..YET

that's gotta suck.

i think of jackass and knoxville dressed as santa getting a colonic

it's gonna take me a day, maybe two, to find the right words to describe what happened.

Well, I'm interested to hear about it, because I have to have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks and I'm not looking forward to it!

is it propper to, well,

i have this himroid that itches

and when i'm nervous i finger it

then sniff my finger...

paintedlady said:

XxAxX said:

it's gonna take me a day, maybe two, to find the right words to describe what happened.

So is your asshole feeling OK?

one word: violated.

RubyButterfly said:

XxAxX said:

it's gonna take me a day, maybe two, to find the right words to describe what happened.

Well, I'm interested to hear about it, because I have to have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks and I'm not looking forward to it!

the worse part is the prep, which involves about a gallon of colon blow. the rest is painless. by the time they ran the procedure on me i was so spaced out from lack of sleep, lack of food and drinking the above-referenced beverage i hardly needed the drugs. plan on taking a bit of time off from work, if possible

Acrylic said:

Male semen irritates my skin.

as opposed to say...female semen??

orger said:

Acrylic said:

Male semen irritates my skin.

as opposed to say...female semen??

I thought the same thing when I read it last night!

I'm cranky and it's that time of the month so I'm more horny than usual and this fool is not helping me in any way. He doesn't know it but I'm very weak at times like this so if he keeps talking dirty to me I'm gonna end up giving him a taste...DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!! /

My arm pits need tendin to

White Castles always fucks me up but I keep goin back for more

Wtf was I thinking when I swore off younger men? wtf? tired but lovin in it...

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heybaby said:

ThreadBare said:

heybaby said:

My arm pits need tendin to

Or... do they? This wacky weather has my head feeling thick. I feel like I could just blow my nose for an hour just to regain normalcy.

....

...aww don't blow your nose too much you'll end up with a thick head and a head ache here's a head massage from Chicago